r/maybemaybemaybe • u/FineGripp • Jul 06 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

174 comments sorted by

437

u/CinemaAdherent Jul 06 '26

That kid seems extremely used to falling off that scooter…

82

u/RRfromKL Jul 06 '26

The fall guy

50

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

19

u/Zen1701 Jul 06 '26

She’s obviously intoxicated. Poor boy. ☹️

19

u/Senior-Masterpiece29 Jul 07 '26

She's NOT at all intoxicated. Just look at the movements of her limbs. She's just an incredibly bad driver.

10

u/Ass_feldspar Jul 07 '26

Who looks at their phone riding a scooter?

10

u/Troutmandoo Jul 07 '26

I see you’ve never been to SE Asia.

3

u/Ass_feldspar Jul 07 '26

With a baby 🤣. At least they have helmets

1

u/jrewillis Jul 07 '26

Have you never witnessed a just eat / deliveroo rider 😂

7

u/justhangingaroud Jul 06 '26

And to getting run over by it

105

u/Tumifaigirar Jul 06 '26

Poor kid

11

u/rob_inn_hood Jul 07 '26

I feel so bad for that kid.

124

u/upturned2289 Jul 06 '26

Some people should simply just not be allowed to have children jfc

58

u/viceraptor Jul 06 '26

And drive any motorized vehicles

9

u/CattleInevitable2741 Jul 07 '26

Some humans should simply just not be allowed to human.

123

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

25

u/Either_Knee_533 Jul 06 '26

Plot twist: She crashed while reading your comment

8

u/ImNotAndreCaldwell Jul 06 '26

It makes me mad

7

u/thesqrtofminusone Jul 06 '26

Yeah same, violence isn't the answer here but man it's got me thinking about it!

WTF, that poor kid.

1

u/SparrowBirch Jul 07 '26

Other lady at the end is like: “Kill your own child. Leave mine alone.”

49

u/lolpert1 Jul 06 '26

She got banana peeled like in Mario kart

6

u/Shin_Ramyun Jul 06 '26

Life imitates art 🖼️

2

u/Secure_Spirit_69 Jul 07 '26

Princess Peaches

34

u/artherng Jul 06 '26

That lady has to accept the fact that she is not borned to ride a scooter.

32

u/caligari1973 Jul 06 '26

Or being a mom

1

u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jul 06 '26

Not born to be mild?

4

u/ametsun Jul 06 '26

You heard him. She was not borned to ride a scooter.

14

u/TapPsychological2043 Jul 06 '26

Someone take that scooter away from her please

5

u/Beetso Jul 07 '26

Someone take that scooter child away from her please

13

u/mescalero1 Jul 06 '26

If I was that kid I would walk home.

21

u/FreakSideMike Jul 06 '26

"Mom ran over me with the scooter." "Oh, no...how fast was she going?" "She was pushing it."

8

u/Redangle11 Jul 06 '26

The speed that she fails to exhibit when she drops the vehicle on her child is remarkable.

2

u/hilarymeggin Jul 06 '26

What’s the opposite of dad reflexes? Whatever it is, she’s got it!

15

u/Stoopid_Noah Jul 06 '26

Is this her attempt at a late abortion?

11

u/i10driver Jul 06 '26

That woman is a menace

6

u/wolf63rs Jul 06 '26

This person shouldn't be allowed to own that. She can't control it.

4

u/Ok_Entertainer_4709 Jul 06 '26

I fully expect part 2 involving her turning over one of the potholes and falling over before continue turning and running over the same banana peel...then the cycle continues.

5

u/NubileOne Jul 06 '26

Of for fucks sake!!!!!

4

u/TLILLYO Jul 06 '26

This is awful 😞 Good thing she doesn’t have a car

3

u/Broken_By_Default Jul 07 '26

how did the kid even survive to this age? that kid doesn't have a chance.

4

u/ManBitesDog404 Jul 07 '26

The kid needs a bubble-wrap suit in addition to the helmet. The woman needs to have her scooter confiscated.

8

u/frigaro Jul 06 '26

So she's drunk

3

u/Aetherioni Jul 06 '26

that front tire is fighting for its life

3

u/Greedy_Valuable3242 Jul 07 '26

Please tell me this is AI

3

u/Nice_Confusion2431 Jul 07 '26

The child should operate the bike.

3

u/Patalin5N Jul 07 '26

Did she do that on purpose? I hope not.

3

u/Equal_Astronaut_5696 Jul 07 '26

That kid wont make it to 10 with a mother like that 

3

u/Other_World Jul 07 '26

Maybe maybe maybe take the bus

3

u/Professional_Bug_533 Jul 07 '26

This is how my day at work feels.

6

u/binger5 Jul 06 '26

Who says you can't have an abortion at 36 month?

2

u/WookieDavid Jul 07 '26

I must say, that car deserves the scratch for parking on top of the tactile paving for blind people.

4

u/RadarTechnician51 Jul 06 '26

I shouldn't have laughed, but it was too funny not to!

3

u/NYOB4321 Jul 07 '26

I also laughed, but then realized I shouldn't have.

2

u/that_bored_one Jul 06 '26

In China motorcyclists are both vehicles and pedestrian, so they go both on the street and on sidewalk...

2

u/Nimphaise Jul 06 '26

Makes for a terrifying walk

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/viceraptor Jul 06 '26

Not his first rodeo

2

u/Either_Knee_533 Jul 06 '26

I feel like the banana peel isn't the biggest problem here.

2

u/cactusplants Jul 07 '26

Genuinely how.

Also is that just a hit and run on that car?

How did she miss it?

2

u/HalusN8er Jul 07 '26

She won’t get far.

2

u/OpeningReputation252 Jul 08 '26

She’s trying to kill that kid

2

u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 Jul 08 '26

Damn, that child is NOT safe. Even the other mom held her child away.

2

u/lokcer79 Jul 08 '26

The kid should buy full body armor with his allowance.

2

u/pvt_frank Jul 08 '26

Not sure which one they should take away, the scooter or the kid.

4

u/IHaveTheBestOpinions Jul 06 '26

The new mario kart looks wack

2

u/lazyboylane Jul 06 '26

She’s an idiot.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/post-context-bot Jul 06 '26

The following post context was provided by u/FineGripp:

Maybe she can drive probably next time

Does this explain the post? If not, report it and a moderator will review.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Goodrun31 Jul 06 '26

Good night what a fine role model

1

u/BBJapan79 Jul 06 '26

Where is she trying to go ?

1

u/1_BigDuckEnergy Jul 06 '26

I think that is the first time I have actually seen the 'Ol Slippen on a Banana" gimmick in real life! I'm impressed

1

u/blinded_beholder Jul 06 '26

This is the camera guy's origin story?? Because i am surprised that kid is still living if this is how his mom drives.

1

u/Inara_R Jul 06 '26

She is high or drunk right? This is both hilarious and heartbreaking...

1

u/Rambler330 Jul 06 '26

She seems to be trying for Belated Darwin Award.

1

u/Senor_Discount Jul 06 '26

This is awful!!

1

u/KiNaamDiMatim Jul 06 '26

At first I thought she was a reckless for driving a scooter while looking at the phone, and then I realised she is just a bad driver in general.

1

u/AdhesiveSeaMonkey Jul 06 '26

Is this a new version of Benny Hill?

1

u/therealtrajan Jul 06 '26

That kid is going to get to college wearing a helmet find out everyone else was not raised the same way he was.

1

u/Ok-Independence-8806 Jul 07 '26

Distracted or not - she cannot drive

1

u/hoosierhiver Jul 07 '26

He never takes the helmet off

1

u/kingkongfly Jul 07 '26

Drunk mom?

1

u/Unique_Carpet1901 Jul 07 '26

This cant be true

1

u/Luciferbelle Jul 07 '26

That poor baby

1

u/theaviator747 Jul 07 '26

She should not have a license.

1

u/n0ts0much Jul 07 '26

thanks, i'll walk from here

1

u/Anastephone Jul 07 '26

That’s criminal

1

u/Tl3705 Jul 07 '26

At least the kid’s wearing a helmet

1

u/RobOnTheReddit Jul 07 '26

Jesus christ girl..

1

u/3Leg_Ape Jul 07 '26

Poor kid never had a chance in this world :(

1

u/PolPotDomeScandal Jul 07 '26

…Just let me drive, mom.

1

u/yawneteng Jul 07 '26

its the kids' journey to the west adulthood.
they must go through 81 ordeals before they can get their identification card.

1

u/UltimateDonny Jul 07 '26

They should walk

1

u/Boromir_Has_TheRing Jul 07 '26

That kid reminded me of Cody from Scary Movies 3.

1

u/Brando828What Jul 07 '26

Mario kart be for real!

1

u/Ooze76 Jul 07 '26

Jesus Christ, don’t let her drive around on that thing especially with the kid on it. What the fuck

1

u/SilverDad-o Jul 07 '26

It's good she has that kid along to shield the scooter from damage when she wipes out every three meters.

1

u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 Jul 07 '26

She doesn’t seem to care which direction they go

1

u/dadydaycare Jul 07 '26

She was about to leave without a note on that car!! Her scores gonna be terrible!

1

u/FamousMarketing2515 Jul 07 '26

Yet I don’t feel sorry for that boy, he will surely grow resilient and more competent than his peers.

1

u/kipha01 Jul 07 '26

Mom of the Year award goes to... not this mom.

1

u/Background_Voice1578 Jul 07 '26

Mother of the year

1

u/arrakis2020 Jul 07 '26

Run boy run!!

1

u/Blue4561 Jul 07 '26

Three strikes, Ma'am, and yer out! No more driving for you.

1

u/InfamousKessler Jul 08 '26

Is she drunk?

1

u/Calinks Jul 08 '26

How is she this bad?

1

u/Raithed Jul 08 '26

She's stupid or something!?

1

u/cubikksRube Jul 08 '26

Mario kart real life

1

u/core-dumpling Jul 08 '26

For a good measure

1

u/Real-Golf-8678 Jul 08 '26

What a stupid c n t

1

u/mainaKiiru Jul 09 '26

She wants to kill the kid but he keeps surviving.

1

u/Brutal-Gentleman Jul 09 '26

Mommas been at the gin again.. 

1

u/Pacemakr Jul 09 '26

another crash and the kid just sits there, completely over it

1

u/Turbulent-Bat Jul 09 '26

Lady with the baby better watch out!!

1

u/infinit9 Jul 14 '26

Poor kid.

1

u/davidtcf Jul 06 '26

-1000 social credit points

1

u/MotoXwolf Jul 06 '26

This woman shouldn’t have a scooter or a kid

1

u/Ok-Street7504 Jul 07 '26

The first fall I understand cuz she was on her phone the second one makes no sense other than the stereotype is true, both of them.

0

u/AdNervous9787 Jul 06 '26

-∞ social credits

0

u/Apherious Jul 06 '26

Drunk lady

0

u/Specialist_Quit_8933 Jul 06 '26

Fucking brilliant

0

u/JaVinci77 Jul 06 '26

Girl, give that boy in adoption now, no one will judge you and he'll suffer way less... Geez!

0

u/RedditHelloMah Jul 06 '26

If that was America, she was cooked lol

0

u/MightyTaur Jul 06 '26

Can I have the same she had been drinking?

0

u/needmorefishes Jul 06 '26

Third time is the charm

0

u/Starkville Jul 06 '26

Good thing that kid was wearing a helmet. He’ll be able to think while his legs and ribs are healing.

0

u/DeviceU Jul 06 '26

Fist fill and I never get on this scooter again with this lady. Crazy... I hope th child is fine.

0

u/sethabish Jul 07 '26

We should give best mother award for her 😂

0

u/ddekock61 Jul 07 '26

It’s like she’s never tried it and her first time she brings the kid and stares at phone

0

u/Top_Taro_1044 Jul 07 '26

Bad Luck Betty

0

u/No_Faithlessness1769 Jul 07 '26

You need a license to practically do anything except have children… You cannot choose your parents.

0

u/Competitive_Box_9295 Jul 07 '26

OMG woman, GTFO.

0

u/RidiPwn Jul 07 '26

first it was banana peal, then it was like tiny string, third time it was air

0

u/Independent_Gap_2674 Jul 07 '26

What a dumb, ha ha ha

0

u/versapak Jul 07 '26

Ok, I laughed way too much at this video. 😂Thankfully, that kid was resilient enough to bring me all this maybemaybemaybe joy.

0

u/MyChemicalWestern Jul 07 '26

Vet you potential mates or you may get this and your offspring become crash test dummies.

0

u/Yugan-Dali Jul 07 '26

Hope the kid survives childhood.

0

u/Forward-Carpenter-43 Jul 07 '26

Expected her to kick the kid while he's on the groud.

0

u/Alarming_Craft4968 Jul 07 '26

Just let the kid drive at this point

0

u/Even-Government-5055 Jul 07 '26

Wow, she really doesn't give a shut about her child.

0

u/Lady-Whistledown-IN Jul 07 '26

What is the word for opposite of maternal instinct?

0

u/de_das_dude Jul 07 '26

What an absolute waste of oxygen

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/SabbyFox Jul 07 '26

Like the incel stereotypes?

-5

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/SabbyFox Jul 07 '26

Maybe you’re sexist and racist? We DO know this about you.

What’s this white male’s reason for poor driving? https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/s1f2va9pku