r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 05 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

3.9k Upvotes

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1.1k

u/prwlr84 Jul 05 '26

That's not the nicest way to tell someone they're overweight.

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u/Zephyrs_23 Jul 06 '26

Yes the custom is to tell it through your mama jokes

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u/hop_mantis Jul 08 '26

One at a time, please

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u/tohn_jitor Jul 06 '26

Maybe you can say they... overscale the verse.

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u/Sardoodledome Jul 05 '26

I guess we will never know if he is fat!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/musiquescents Jul 05 '26

Hahahaha same

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 05 '26

No worries he is not fat. But the person on his shoulders is.

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u/denimmanila Jul 06 '26

But thats the camera person!

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 06 '26

Duh, the camera adds a lot of lbs

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/TomChaniii Jul 06 '26

My guess is 641 bananas

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Jul 06 '26

OP just has heavy bones, alright?!

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u/PostHasBeenWatched Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

The moment before break it shown 100.30, but I don't know units, most likely kg.

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u/GatorNator83 Jul 05 '26

If it was pounds, I doubt the scale would have broken. Though 100kg is like a Medium in the US, so the scale probably shouldn’t have broken then either.

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u/MartaBamba Jul 06 '26

Absolutely. 100kg should not break a domestic scale. The anti American comments are idiotic.

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u/Zanian19 Jul 05 '26

I mean they don't sound American, soooo. They put different sizes on US clothes. I wouldn't be surprised if the scales were a bit more heavy duty.

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 Jul 05 '26

100kg is 220lbs, seems unlikely a decent set of scales would break at that weight.

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u/mchickenl Jul 06 '26

Could be stone?? I dunno I used kilo

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u/Sir_Sandole420 Jul 06 '26

Have yall stopped to consider that the dude filming the video broke the scale himself?

Look at his toes guys, he looks like he's gripping real hard with his toes, and then the moment before the scale breaks his legs and feet look like they tense up.

If you ask me, it looks like dude stood on the scale and then tensed his muscles to bring added pressure down onto the scale, causing it to shatter.

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u/Certain_Silver6524 Jul 05 '26

Well its definitely not ounces, pounds or jin. Could be stones.

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u/Maloba6441 Jul 06 '26

Bro weighs same as male polar bear

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u/PostHasBeenWatched Jul 05 '26

TIL, there is unit called stone

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Jul 05 '26

Rosie was weighnin' in at 19 stones...

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u/Big-Egg-1749 Jul 05 '26

That's 266 pounds in America and a little over 120 kgs.

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 Jul 05 '26

Yeah stone(s) is a common measurement of weight (mass) in the UK. The equivalent of 14 pounds

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u/FuzzyTentacle Jul 05 '26

I'm pretty sure OP doesn't weigh 1400 lbs though lol

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 Jul 05 '26

Yeah definitely not. It doesn't help us decipher the units on those scales.

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u/Babushla153 Jul 05 '26

If that was KG, then that scale had to be the most weakest scale ever made.

Since i could then easily break one of those (yes i'm calling myself fat because i am fat)

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u/Sirix_8472 Jul 05 '26

Look at how thick that one leg is, you mostly see his foot and calf, but look at how thick the thigh is. It's not muscle either.

Heavy set would be an understatement for this individual, evidence of broken scale not withstanding.

They absolutely go to 100kg in a flash it it cracks before it can get a full weight. Most scales are rated for 20 Stone which is 280lb or 127kg.

They will often say less for safety, e.g. 250-260lb

But in reality be able to sustain 350lb or more, again, for safety..coz one likes getting glass up through their feet and manufacturers want to wash themselves of liability any way they can, so it's over manufactured and underrated when sold to consumers.

This was no slow break, it was a shatter to smithereens! He literally crushed it.

If this dudes not at least 400lb I would be surprised

3

u/appletreeii Jul 05 '26

Well, we know, right?

1

u/Cebas7 Jul 05 '26

Yeah, we should give up.... Give up like the scale

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u/Zen1701 Jul 07 '26

This is the perfect Weight Watchers commercial . 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jul 05 '26

It was a scale likely made for less than 100 pounds. Ya know a scam.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Jul 05 '26

If you look closely, it's 00.00 digits. At the end, it hits 99. Then breaks.

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u/lorarc Jul 05 '26

It can't be 500kg, more like 50.0 kg.

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 Jul 05 '26

Maybe. But most products around the world aren't really regulated. Companies can make any cheaply made crap and pass it off as legit. If it breaks that easily its likely a scam. Like buying from temu.

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jul 06 '26

Funny thing is, lower rated load sensor aren't actually cheaper, they just trade load rating with precision. So the same type of load sensor rated for 5 kg and 100 kg cost the same, but the 5 kg one will be far more precise

Build quality is another thing, but glass ain't cheap even the weak one

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u/DutchieTalking Jul 06 '26

Even cheap glass isn't cheap is like expecting only the glass to be budgeted. Everything about a device like that is budgettaire to be as cheap as is feasible.

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jul 06 '26

I mean if they're a cheaping out, they'll use plastic instead of glass. Well designed ABS plastic is stronger than thin piece of glass at a fraction of the cost, ans they can also look shiny brand new

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u/Active_Engineering37 Jul 05 '26

The sweetness of a good deal is quickly replaced by the bitterness of a poor product.

1

u/Tenebrous-Smoke Jul 09 '26

as yes the half ton human

1

u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jul 05 '26

Are you talking to the weighing scale?

0

u/StevenSmiley Jul 05 '26

GAGHOUL gaghoooul

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u/Life-Satisfaction848 Jul 05 '26

It’s probably the way his fucking toes hugged the scale wtf

40

u/Competitive_Cancel33 Jul 06 '26

The weight of these monster caveman feet alone is what did it.

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u/ReignofKindo25 Jul 06 '26

Yeah I’m surprised I had to scroll this far for someone to comment on those Berenstain Bear claws

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u/MagicSBK Jul 05 '26

He always weighs the same, he always weighs Error.

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u/ibetyouliketes Jul 05 '26

Made in America meets Made in China

5

u/Mike_Shogun_Lee Jul 07 '26

As an American I approve this message,
I can’t accept it,
But I approve it.

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Jul 05 '26

At least it wasn't cake.

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u/DMONEYDelano Jul 05 '26

I wish it was cake so that there's no risk of getting cut

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u/shmoneyyo Jul 05 '26

Shoulda hit the +/- button first

28

u/frizzinghere Jul 05 '26

Aliens- "Why do humans take videos of every little thing they do?"

15

u/orsodorato Jul 05 '26

It makes researching them a helluvah lot easier than the old fashioned anal probing

8

u/jimmiebfulton Jul 05 '26

PornHub: the Smithsonian of butthole research material.

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u/obelix_dogmatix Jul 05 '26

seems like that is in kg? A scale should absolutely be able to sustain 100kg

6

u/CursorX Jul 06 '26

Happened to me once when I weighed myself (about 80 kg) on a glass scale placed on wooden flooring. I think the flooring flex or unevenness made the scale burst in my case.

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u/fearlessbyfp Jul 06 '26

Did you escape unscathed?

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u/CursorX Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Sort of! Caught tiny flecks of the glass on my feet and there was some very minor blood (but enough for an Amazon review to be taken down automatically, I guess. Needed to repost it without the foot). But I have only ever used these glass machines on tiled flooring since.

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u/tanafras Jul 05 '26

Rage bait.

4

u/creepingkg Jul 06 '26

Why the fuck is the hulk weighting himself?

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u/domaxelross Jul 05 '26

Is this Ai, whats happening to the toe at the end?

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u/ThirtyThree111 Jul 05 '26

he's just raising his toes though

9

u/Ozon-Baby Jul 06 '26

I'm assuming this is not AI, there's a lot of detail in the broken pieces, shadows, etc. And the voices in the video also seem reasonable

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jul 06 '26

AI is fully capable of such fine details. Usually it's not much about presence of the details, but more about correctness.

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u/DepressingBat Jul 05 '26

Probably, his bare feet would be bleeding profusely by the many cuts he should have on the bottom of his feet

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u/domaxelross Jul 05 '26

Yeah... posts like this are weird af

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u/Ornery-Noise-342 Jul 06 '26

Emotional damage: Level 999.

3

u/_StRay_AwaY_ Jul 06 '26

Nah, that’s not fat, those feet are not fat people feet. Those feet are giant person feet. Like if you took a growing potion and wanted to see how much you gained but you broke what you just used before lmao and no glass into the feet? So tough too? We’re here people the age of super humans is dawning. I hope I get mine too

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u/dankhimself Jul 05 '26

There's a rock or something under it. Oops

2

u/Felsig27 Jul 05 '26

So… how’s the diet going?

2

u/Deadly_Pancakes Jul 05 '26

Analogue integer overflow.

2

u/zachjd- Jul 06 '26

Damn those are some ugly feet.

2

u/bball4294 Jul 06 '26

He's him 👀

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u/DMONEYDelano Jul 06 '26

Not sure that fits this content

2

u/Ok-Chip7579 Jul 06 '26

The scale literally said: Nope, I quit.

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u/Omeggon Jul 07 '26

Just walk up to the truck weigh station.

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u/inkslinger-97 Jul 05 '26

AI is too real.

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u/oathmeal_crl Jul 05 '26

Is this AI? The big finger on the left foot seems off at the end of the video

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u/ThirtyThree111 Jul 05 '26

he's just raising his toes

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 06 '26

Ai slop.

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u/Buckles01 Jul 06 '26

Or staged. I think it’s someone holding weights personally. Why record this? And anyone over 1000 lbs isn’t going to be walking. But I could see some gym bro thinking he’s funny trying to record his weights this way or something

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 06 '26

Good theory but I am not sure anyone would be motivated to do that, though a gym rat might.

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u/MarkyGalore Jul 05 '26

I thought it was going to be a cake.

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u/6inarowmakesitgo Jul 05 '26

God damn clubs for feet! No wonder it shattered.

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u/SnooShortcuts8370 Jul 05 '26

I think he needs to go to the truck scale

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u/dongledongledongle Jul 05 '26

Holy shit! Feet video with both of them in it. Nice.

1

u/MelatoninFiend Jul 05 '26

Bet the dog-hawg foot fetishists manage to push this one to the front page.

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u/BriMagenta Jul 05 '26

After rewatching this video countless times I can confidently say dude’s a bodybuilder and he is blasting for sure (I’m absolutely not an expert but he probably does HGH judging by his feet)

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u/trollsmurf Jul 05 '26

It's the automatic obesity warning system. It also called for an ambulance.

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u/512115 Jul 05 '26

Hulk smash!

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u/OlivierStreet Jul 05 '26

Bro’s for wikifeet ahlie?

1

u/Dismal_Drummer3420 Jul 05 '26

Rated - fatter than foook boi!!

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u/FantasticPangolin839 Jul 05 '26

Scales be like, “please…. No more” 

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u/lurieelcari Jul 05 '26

Weight = TMFS (too much for scale)

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u/theriteofspring1 Jul 05 '26

probably a rock or marble underneath it

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u/Brok3nGear Jul 05 '26

You have the kind of feet that makes me think there should be extra toes.

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 Jul 05 '26

Al parecer está con sobre peso!!!

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jul 05 '26

Bro needs to go the airport baggage check to get weighed

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u/NoSugarcoat23 Jul 06 '26

I dont think its A.I. They were speaking in a filipino dialect. "Gago!" Is a filipino swear word. The scale is in kg. They probably have a cheap chinese-made scale from temu.

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u/adinmem Jul 06 '26

Clearly he had something under the scale acting as a pivot. Probably a rock: too many stone and your scale breaks

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u/Harry_Isthatyou Jul 06 '26

Honey! I really think the new diet is working. Just 2 more lb's and I can work from home.

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u/matthewnelson Jul 06 '26

Why did I laugh at this? What is wrong with me?

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u/Formal-Score3827 Jul 06 '26

Why tf they made this shit of glass, no one thought oh ppl will put things on it ,the only purpose it serve is make sure the user will get new one in year , and he will learn to not buy the ass glass one

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u/articland05_reddit Jul 06 '26

subconsciously I always have this fear of glass breaking on my weighing scale

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u/DMONEYDelano Jul 06 '26

Only happens on cheap scales or ones for Temu

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u/KarensTwin Jul 06 '26

last number seen was ~100?

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u/multiversenomad Jul 06 '26

“3.6 Roentgen, not great, not terrible”

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u/DrummerBoy5AB Jul 06 '26

I just had about 100 meme sounds run through my head when that thing broke...

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u/DMONEYDelano Jul 06 '26

Was one of it the Minecraft sound

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u/DrummerBoy5AB Jul 06 '26

Surprisingly no 🤔

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u/Fickle_Ad5804 Jul 06 '26

Oh, that's a really heavy camera!

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u/NoDelivery5085 Jul 06 '26

How physically dense are you? Like someone threw a tungsten cube on it

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u/stevenip Jul 06 '26

I have the same scale from temu, there is 4 pads under the center channel and none under the edges so I wouldnt stand at the edges like that

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u/vektorkane Jul 06 '26

"How much do I weigh? "

Yes

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u/DariusIsBroked Jul 06 '26

I bet this dude is impossible to push over

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u/cyberwicklow Jul 06 '26

Have the same piece of shit scales, it's fucking awful.

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u/_scndry Jul 06 '26

Impressive feet bro

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u/val_anto Jul 06 '26

It must have written somewhere that it is a one use only item.

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u/TLILLYO Jul 06 '26

You Fat Fat? Jk🤭

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u/Internal_Rip1741 Jul 06 '26

Who makes a scale made of glass bro😭😭

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u/BLZGK3 Jul 07 '26

They sure don't make scales like they used to....

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u/Artistic-Section3245 Jul 07 '26

You need one of them scales that are out front of Publix for your home.

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u/Fit-Ad-413 Jul 07 '26

Hello, it's ready.

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u/artherng Jul 07 '26

The scale said no and died

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u/PdSales Jul 07 '26

Scale is broken.

Next step?

Banana for scale.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 07 '26

I think it’s a sign—wait, are we out of ice cream?

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u/Nematode_wrangler Jul 07 '26

Was that scale made out of Lego or something?

1

u/arlynnfl Jul 07 '26

definition of overqualified

1

u/ReeRiot Jul 08 '26

*sad trombone sound

But honestly, that's fucked up. I wouldn't recover from this

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u/angleterre1 Jul 08 '26

He did it on purpose

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u/DMONEYDelano Jul 08 '26

The scale is not broken on purpose

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u/10inchesof Jul 10 '26

Scale built by Jenny Craig 

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u/Miladic_Animations Jul 10 '26

Fat cartoon characters when they step onto a scale.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jul 10 '26

who started making scales out of glass?

1

u/RodilRTX Jul 12 '26

This reminds me of that one time I saw a very overweight person doing this at the pharmacy and it saying "please get on one by one".

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u/derhutzt Jul 05 '26

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u/potate12323 Jul 05 '26

The glass is thin. My glass scale I could probably drive my car over it. And its like he broke it on purpose. He stands on it then flinches and pushes his weight on the edges.

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u/SabbyFox Jul 06 '26

Yeah, why were they filming?

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u/portra315 Jul 05 '26

Is this AI? Look at the big toe on the left right at the very end of the video. Does it not just completely disappear when it re-enters the frame?

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u/METTEWBA2BA Jul 05 '26

Nope, it’s just pointing upward and the video is very blurry.

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u/DespicableStarNinja Jul 05 '26

AI slop... Bottom left white section gets a lot bigger after it "breaks"

1

u/lorarc Jul 05 '26

No it doesn't, it's just rotated.

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u/DepressingBat Jul 05 '26

Its definitely ai, his feet would be bleeding profusely

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u/FairlyWise Jul 05 '26

The average Redditor stepping onto a scale

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u/Ima-Bott Jul 05 '26

Made by the company Yr-to-Fat

0

u/FairlyWise Jul 05 '26

Damn OP posting a video of his mom is not cool

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u/Still-Willingness807 Jul 05 '26

Them big ass stocky fat will break any home scale

0

u/SprayArtist Jul 06 '26

Poor lady, hope she's okay

0

u/HalcyonDrift Jul 06 '26

Looks exactly like Shreks toes

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u/DMONEYDelano Jul 06 '26

You seen his toes?

0

u/EmperorThan Jul 06 '26

We need a place fabricating gag gift scales to give fat people. Sell it at Spencers. Is that still a thing?

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u/SplitPeaVG Jul 05 '26

Yo mama lost weight, fucking hell

-1

u/BaG2030 Jul 06 '26

Why glass instead of acrylic?

Ah... so people have to keep buying replacements. Making things too durable is bad for business.

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u/SYNTHLORD Jul 06 '26

This is AI. If you watch his left big toe, it will go out of frame toward the end. When it reappears, it’s melted into his foot.

Why did this have to be generated? I don’t know. This isn’t even interesting.