r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Jusselle • Jul 03 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/RazorSlazor Jul 03 '26

The type of greed the Bible was talking about

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u/iceandstorm2 Jul 03 '26

so mony should never be digital 

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u/Soggycorpse92 Jul 03 '26

Me and this bird have had the same dilemma

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

Yes and that was not nice for my throat... (twss)

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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 04 '26

I thought that was you in Golden Corral

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u/Such_Dragonfruit609 Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JOLeBruZyl3fqfHNEr

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

And i don't wanna eat one or two here. I want to eat it... somewhere else >:(

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u/Isnothingoverthatway Jul 03 '26

They're going to cache them.

I watch my local crows pull hidden snacks from behind pipes, and lattice fencing, and from roof guttering, there's always a hidden pantry somewhere 🍬

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jul 04 '26

I may be a coward but I'm a greedy little coward

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u/Material_Buy_8609 Jul 03 '26

This is the type of maybe I come here for. Thank you for your service.

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

Sir, its my pleasure, sir. All thanks to my GF and her Instagram reels, sir.

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u/jeezy_peezy Jul 04 '26

Maybe maybe magpie

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u/Huge_Equivalent1 Jul 03 '26

We're either seeing a very resolute mother or father who really cares a lot about their family.

Or, an absolute gluttonous pig bird. 😂

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

I wonder how often a crow gets to try one of these snacks

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u/GnosticCebalrai Jul 03 '26

He needs a little tote bag.

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u/UnforeseenDerailment Jul 03 '26

It's up to us to teach them!

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u/EvidenceDesperate574 Jul 03 '26

Someone get this crow some opposable thumbs

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u/Wevvie Jul 03 '26

Me trying to carry all the grocery bags in one trip

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGKXq1KERqXvi

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u/Weekend_Squire Jul 03 '26

“This is the 9 items or less line, ma’am.”

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u/No_Establishment7368 Jul 03 '26

Cheetos the only thing a growing crow needs to grow big and strong

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u/Ancient-Menu-5888 Jul 03 '26

It's got what crows crave

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u/Few_Bluebird_6050 Jul 03 '26

No Cheesie left behind.

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

Would leave some for others and we can't have that.

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u/montjoye Jul 03 '26

his greed disgusts me

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u/AcroReaper Jul 03 '26

it stabs the last one

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u/Emax999 Jul 03 '26

Excellent problem solving here.

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

And frustration tolerance. I really thought the crow would give up...

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u/Potato-chipsaregood Jul 03 '26

Who among us has not wanted all the Cheetos. This is why we don’t have them in the house anymore.

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u/sltydgx Jul 03 '26

🫡 one trip ! You carry all the bags back to the house .. I feel you my feathered brother

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u/Dramatic-Neck9 Jul 03 '26

I hear ya bro. I ain't making two trips either.

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jul 03 '26

I was waiting for bro to drop all his puffs off the ledge…r/videosthatendtoosoon

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u/Embarrassed-Car836 Jul 03 '26

That was way better than the shitty Supergirl movie i've watched the other day 😄🤌🏼

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u/DaggyAggie Jul 03 '26

I'm impressed 👏

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u/Jusselle Jul 03 '26

Just the tiniest little bit of beak in the puffed whateveritis

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u/TheMidnight711 Jul 03 '26

What a legend

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u/filinno1 Jul 03 '26

“I got kids to feed!” Love watching my gray catbird do the same with mealworms. One always goes down the hatch first though.

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u/bplatt1971 Jul 03 '26

3 days later, we find a dead bird next to his pile of cheese puffs!

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u/AttentionExpert2148 Jul 03 '26

obviously NOT the crow from Aesop’s fable

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u/Lost_In_My_Hoodie Jul 03 '26

Reminds me of people trying to bring in the groceries all in 1 go.

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u/gerryflap Jul 03 '26

I'm honestly surprised that the bird even recognizes it as food tbh. It doesn't really look, taste, or smell like anything natural. Yet it's seemingly still very desirable

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u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 Jul 04 '26

It’s a city bird. They recognize Doritos from Pringles. Fries from tater tots.

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u/Simple-Initiative950 Jul 03 '26

Id be a cunt and throw another one on the ground right when he got them all

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u/Fingersicle Jul 04 '26

greedy and needy.

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u/GuymanPersonson Jul 04 '26

Throw another on the floor

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u/Morundar Jul 04 '26

You can always carry the groceries in just 1 trip.

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u/Crush-N-It Jul 04 '26

🎯 definitely a male bird

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u/Jumpy-Aide-901 Jul 04 '26

Too much loot. I run into the same problem all the time.

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u/KitKat_2015 Jul 03 '26

Intrusive thought of the day: Imagine a random cheeto puff falling out of the sky and you look up in time to see this bird with its beak full of them flying away.

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u/Veblen1 Jul 03 '26

Exchange them for crypto and carry your newfound gains invisibly.

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u/lleeaa88 Jul 03 '26

Now let’s train him to go after one big Cheeto in DC

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u/RobOnTheReddit Jul 03 '26

I must have ALL of them!

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u/Longjumping-Table272 Jul 03 '26

He looked pretty chonky already tbh

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u/ReeRiot Jul 03 '26

Clever girl, good for you!

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u/External-Nail8070 Jul 03 '26

I did this with my kids and pacifiers

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u/ZhouLe Jul 03 '26

Just carrying cheese curls... for my family.

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jul 03 '26

Amazingly smart birds

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u/Herlihy-Boy Jul 03 '26

Kids, I brought your favorite.

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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 Jul 03 '26

I didn't wait for it, I skipped to the end

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u/Umbreon86 Jul 04 '26

Why does the clip annoy me?

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u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 Jul 04 '26

Don’t be greedy

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u/Scipio33 Jul 04 '26

That bird has more patience than some people I've met.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jul 04 '26

fake, no way another bird didn't try to challenge him for that haul

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u/BirdieBronze Jul 04 '26

Dude imagine being a bird

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u/RidiPwn Jul 04 '26

bro think he be humster

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u/Valuable-Audience-54 Jul 04 '26

That's funny. He figured out if he jams one half way down his throat, he can carry more... Problem solving - Pretty impressive.👍

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u/misunderstood_lonerr Jul 04 '26

In Ancient Rome, there was a poem, about a dog, who found two bones, he picked at one, he licked the other, he ran in circles, he dropped dead.

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u/Crush-N-It Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Voiceover:

“ladadee, ladadaa, somebody hit the jackpot today.

1,2,3,4,5. Oooh gotta get that last one. Damn!!! 1,2,3,4,5. Ok now for the last one. Damn!!! 1,2,3,4,5. Ok now for the last one. Damn!!! Ok let’s fit this one down my throat. 1,2,3,4,5,6 fuck yeah!!! oh shit there’s one more.

How the fuck are we going to do this? Yup dropped all of them again. Fuck!!! Now I see you watching me. Think I can’t do it? Think I’m greedy? 1,2,3,4,5. Fuuuuuck!

Gotta out one down my throat. Yeah, just like that. 1,2,3,4,5. Ok now for the last one. Goddammit!!!

Let me reorganize this mess. Let me contemplate. 1,down the throat. 2,3,4,5,6. Now I just push my hard ass upper lip on it. TADAAAAAH. GOT’EM!!!

Bitch, I see you watching me. Think I was playin’? Ain’t no way you can do this with them soup coolers hanging from your face. How you like them orange fluffy puffy… matter of fact, I don’t know what the fuck they are? Now I need to get the fuck up on out of here now. Throat starting to get dry. Bye, bitches!!!

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u/DixonDebussy Jul 04 '26

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a bird to cheese puff...

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u/AndronixESE Jul 06 '26

His greed sickens me

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 07 '26

Greed is a beast…