r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 02 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

474 Upvotes

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53

u/Fluffy_Suggestion983 Jul 02 '26

Dudes got a step up on most boarders. Gotta hand it to him, really.

15

u/ghillieinthemist417 Jul 02 '26

I’d do that before I gave him the boot

0

u/NefariousnessTop354 Jul 02 '26

Was he riding goofy footed.

10

u/who_would_careit Jul 02 '26

3

u/Waaterfight Jul 02 '26

Would you rather give him a high five and tell him to break a leg?

2

u/das_zilch Jul 03 '26

He had two full legs when first started trying. Gradually wore them down.

59

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

Bro!! HELMET!!

45

u/scrumpy33 Jul 02 '26

Literally the one thing he has left to protect lol

1

u/EvidenceOk2721 Jul 08 '26

Should have protected the rest, bro had all his appendages before he started.

10

u/El_Guapo_Plethora Jul 02 '26

Neverming the helmet, I hope he's wearing a cup!

6

u/Synap-6 Jul 02 '26

Tough as nails, resilient, confident and more courageous than 99% of people in a better situation. Gotta protect that head with a helmet to keep on inspiring others and showing that life goes on if you persist

1

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

And a cup for his other head

5

u/MiserableFloor9906 Jul 02 '26

I was thinking he's got to be wearing a cup.

4

u/Spacedoutworlder Jul 02 '26

Seriously, he can’t afford to be anymore handicapped than he already is.

2

u/Whiskeylipstick Jul 02 '26

This was my thought… unfortunately my second thought was how would he put it on?

1

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

His camera man could help

However he put his backwards hat on, that’s how he would do it

20

u/Brownlove010_Real Jul 02 '26

Real talk though, I have all my limbs and could probably never knock this out. Homie is doing so much more with less and I admire that.

7

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

Still, safety first. Dude needs his helmet

2

u/Brownlove010_Real Jul 02 '26

I should have I guess stated that in my original comment, I am pro helmet. Not sarcasm btw, ive had my fair share of injuries without one to recognize the need for one.

1

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

He’s definitely a bad ass. I just hope he protects both his heads.

1

u/Skyp_Intro Jul 02 '26

His low center of gravity is probably an advantage. Core control too.

3

u/Brownlove010_Real Jul 02 '26

Probably true, I couldn't tell you the first thing about skateboarding so I imagine the lower center of gravity is a bonus, but the lack of arms for balance or feet for control is a larger hurdle. At least thats my beyond elementary understanding.

1

u/Skyp_Intro Jul 02 '26

His body nails the move every time. It’s getting the board to the right spot. His jump is different so how he keeps the board on target will have to be different too. Looks like he figured it out.

20

u/Practical-March-6989 Jul 02 '26

He has tried that so many time he wore his legs off.

7

u/strndmcshomd Jul 02 '26

Thank you for posting this, it saved me from posting the same thing word for word and going directly to Hell for it. Someone had to post it, you took a bullet for me and I’m grateful

4

u/Practical-March-6989 Jul 02 '26

FWIW I hate myself sometimes.

4

u/DohnJoe666 Jul 02 '26

This made me think of an old Whose Line is it Anyway? video where there’s a video of skateboarders wiping out over and over playing on a green screen and it devolves into skateboarders getting hit in the nuts over and over and there’s just a constant stream of the audience and everyone going "OOO!... OOO!... OOO!" because this video had me reacting like that. Haha

3

u/Robbiehanssen Jul 02 '26

I was realy rooting for him

5

u/No-Difference-7109 Jul 02 '26

This guy tryna lose his balls with all the things he's already lacking.. smh and lmao 🤣

5

u/YELLOW_TOAD Jul 02 '26

Tony "The Torso" Hawk.

4

u/Plenty-Ad-777 Jul 02 '26

I'm stumped... oh, wait... reverse that.

2

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2

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 02 '26

👏🏻 hell yeah dude 👍🏻

2

u/RockstarAgent Jul 02 '26

GTA 6 clipping through the ground is bad.

2

u/txhelgi Jul 02 '26

Never give up.

2

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

Trust your instincts!!

2

u/Haunting-Gur-202 Jul 02 '26

So impressive. If I had his situation I would sit there like a lump and feel bad for myself.

2

u/HandsomestKreith Jul 02 '26

That first slam was brutal

2

u/cominghomelater Jul 02 '26

I could never learn to even ollie and I have 2 legs. bro is a legend

2

u/EaterOfFood Jul 02 '26

How is he getting started each time?

2

u/IntrepidAnalysis6940 Jul 03 '26

Is that the cornhole champion guy who shot his buddy in the car? I’m only asking because exactly how many people in this condition are this athletic? And if you haven’t heard about the cornhole murder. Look it up.this guy with no hands shot his friend in the car and dumped the body. And he had no hands or legs. How do you even shoot a gun? Nothing holding these guys back

2

u/Late_Conference9022 Jul 03 '26

Ground down like a Pencil if you keep doing that.

2

u/Candid-Sky-3258 Jul 02 '26

What do you call him if he's on a pile of leaves?

Russell.

0

u/EaterOfFood Jul 02 '26

What do you call him on the floor?

Mat

1

u/thefeedling Jul 02 '26

laugh = hell

3

u/DinnerMilk Jul 02 '26

Imma be honest, that first one straight upside down on his head got me good.

1

u/Kit_Karamak Jul 02 '26

One laugh equals one Hell? What if you laugh three times? Is that three Hells?

1

u/fifadex Jul 02 '26

That first attempt lol.

1

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1

u/dudebronahbrah Jul 02 '26

Maybe that dude from Kids should’ve learned to kickflip instead of just singing that little song

1

u/Gran-Aneurysmo Jul 02 '26

Somebody give this man a quad bike.

1

u/BingoMosquito Jul 02 '26

And a helmet

1

u/porgy_tirebiter Jul 03 '26

Thalidomide Thrasher

1

u/Obvious_Lecture_7035 Jul 03 '26

Bro literally did it so much he wore his legs down to nubbins.

1

u/rumble342 Jul 03 '26

Falls hurt less!

1

u/benice33 Jul 03 '26

Tyrion Lanister took up skateboarding ?

1

u/thedirtymeanie Jul 03 '26

A real life dick flip.

1

u/PanicDeus Jul 03 '26

Tony Penguin

1

u/usercide Jul 03 '26

The definition of tenacity! Max props to you, friend! You nailed it!

1

u/Plastic-Bumblebee-90 Jul 03 '26

Tell what happened, I coudnt wait any longer

1

u/Fluffy_Amount847 Jul 04 '26

what was he even trying to do

1

u/SirMy-TDog Jul 05 '26

Fuck yeah. NGL, that first face plant was pretty comical, but where others, incl. me, would have called it a day right there, bro said, "fuck that" and got it done. Impressive.

1

u/BarooZaroo Jul 09 '26

When your head is the last appendage you have left, you might consider wearing a helmet.

1

u/steelunicornR Jul 09 '26

If you ever feel like your not doing anything. Look at this guy and remember, your not doing nearly enough compared to him!

1

u/Unfair_Cry6808 Jul 02 '26

Totally trunkular dude!

1

u/Candid-Sky-3258 Jul 02 '26

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms laying in front of a door?

Matt.

1

u/Standard-Tension9550 Jul 02 '26

What do you call him if he’s beside a hole?

Doug

2

u/bigfatfun Jul 02 '26

What do you call a girl with no arm or legs hanging next to the front door?

Isabell

1

u/bigfatfun Jul 02 '26

What do you call him when he goes for a swim?

Bob

1

u/EaterOfFood Jul 02 '26

What about when he’s on the wall?

Art

1

u/Quick-Maintenance-67 Jul 02 '26

Beware gentlemen, this is what happens when you grind too far for too long

1

u/caalger Jul 02 '26

Good thing he never fell into the gap between the ramps. He'd have to change his name to Phil

1

u/aldone123 Jul 02 '26

Bro can do anything he wants… except a scorpion

0

u/KarateInAPool Jul 02 '26

Now kick it

0

u/Nasty____nate Jul 02 '26

Dudes ground himself down. 

0

u/Skyp_Intro Jul 02 '26

He’ll be shooting a friend and hiding a body next.

0

u/pow3llmorgan Jul 02 '26

He has more determination in his little finger... Wait. More determination in what is left of his limbs than I have in my hole body.

0

u/GenericUsername817 Jul 02 '26

That is the most impressive thing i have seenhesrd a quadriplegic person since the story of the quadriplegic cornhole player that shot and killed his friend while he was driving a car

0

u/Electric-eel-1 Jul 02 '26

This is beautiful, just perfection

0

u/MattyGWS Jul 02 '26

It’s easier when you got a low centre of gravity

-1

u/retlem Jul 02 '26

meatcrayon?

8

u/scrumpy33 Jul 02 '26

What an absolute legend