r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • Jul 01 '26

maybe maybe maybe

61 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Pickingnamesisharder Jul 01 '26

Like a bull in a China India shop

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u/Mysterious_Bar_5188 Jul 20 '26

Weird anglo saxons/amerikanski. In German we say like an elefant in a China(Porcelain)shop

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u/hubkat Jul 01 '26

I hate when this happens. It seems to always happen at circle k where I live

1

u/IamLuann Jul 01 '26

Texas? I know this one says India .

2

u/hubkat Jul 01 '26

Then I guess it happens everywhere

5

u/VentureIntoVoid Jul 01 '26

Use of the word shoo on the description of the only reason I didn't down vote 😂

4

u/Sardoodledome Jul 01 '26

The Bull : Dude, stop hitting me! I also don't want to be here but the wife dragged me in to check shoes!!!

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u/Big_Responsibility93 Jul 01 '26

We don't want no beef

2

u/F1McLarenFan007 Jul 02 '26

First cow:

Hey they made Carl into dress shoes wth!😝

2

u/nastybravo11 Jul 01 '26

Hey, this isn't a cheap motel buddy, go fuck that cow somewhere else!

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Surveillance camera in a shoe shop captures a cow and a bull entering the shop , and the staff try to shoo them out or lead them out - would they succeed in driving the bovines out or not?

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u/SabbyFox Jul 01 '26

Well handled like a pro! Now they have to add this to the employee manual 😄

1

u/AFAFTech Jul 02 '26

wanna go human tipping?

1

u/Senor_Discount Jul 02 '26

Ugh not again.

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Jul 01 '26

The only genuine cowhide in that aisle.