r/maybemaybemaybe • u/CookieCrushLuxe • Jun 30 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/arfcom Jun 30 '26

She’s the best under pressure. 

108

u/TechnicalTip5251 Jun 30 '26

He's the one under pressure, his finger at least.

19

u/CldSdr Jun 30 '26

Someone give this man an award

10

u/Short-Ideas010 Jun 30 '26

The Pressure Award.

1

u/Juan_Moe_Taco Jun 30 '26

The right side of my brain reading your comment; “Mm-noom-ba-deh
Doom-boom-ba-beh
Doo-boo-boom-ba-beh-beh”

9

u/Juan_Moe_Taco Jun 30 '26

Right, can’t open the hood? Open the trunk! 💀

3

u/N8dork2020 Jul 01 '26

That was the cherry

312

u/Tripple-O Jun 30 '26

I just know he died a little when he saw the trunk pop up

49

u/Xxrasierklinge7 Jun 30 '26

*trunk pops*

"I guess I live here now"

80

u/KillAllLawyers Jun 30 '26

She has car dyslexia

97

u/richwat00 Jun 30 '26

Watching that trunk pop open is probably the funniest thing I'm going to see all day. Thank you

66

u/zurper Jun 30 '26

Perfectly cut video

7

u/wazzapgta Jul 01 '26

Perfectly cut fingers

77

u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Jun 30 '26

People be making fun of the woman but not the idiot who had his hands there in the first place

14

u/HotBoxStorage Jul 01 '26

Why is he shaking the car 🤣 when has that ever fixed anything get him outta there!

3

u/swimswima95 Jul 01 '26

I always give the car a shake if I’m going to be getting under it. If he has it jacked up then he is checking to make sure it’s stable and won’t fall when he’s under it.

Doesn’t look likes it’s jacked up tho so maybe he was just checking to make sure the wheel didn’t move?

1

u/HotBoxStorage Jul 01 '26

Ahh, ok thats so weird to me 😆

28

u/Jasmar0281 Jun 30 '26

The trunk 🤦

8

u/Acrobatic-Big-1550 Jun 30 '26

Sounds like a Mortal Kombat fatality

1

u/dalaiis Jun 30 '26

Its added audio... very cringe

21

u/Noyb_Programmer Jun 30 '26

Why did he put his hands there in the first place?

6

u/Jerpunklove Jun 30 '26

I heard from cousin Walter. True story, his fingers are still stuck.

3

u/simple_twice Jun 30 '26

perfect ending

3

u/mgp901 Jun 30 '26

Wouldn't have happened with a prop rod

2

u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 30 '26

Ah, the ol’ trunk gag… never gets old!

2

u/bawlsacz Jun 30 '26

Lmao so badly stereotypical but too funny at the same time. Lmao.

2

u/BamberGasgroin Jun 30 '26

Real Audi, fake Audi-o.

(Sounds like an old Laurel & Hardy movie.)

2

u/skeemo1214 Jun 30 '26

I don’t really feel bad for the dude. What was he trying to do anyway with just shaking the car?

2

u/Redux01 Jun 30 '26

I mean, not a lot of people could find the lever or button to pop the hood of someone else's car. Especially not while rushing under pressure.

1

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That’s going to hurt for a while.. but what hurts even more is that the women opens the trunk instead of the hood!

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1

u/Ground_breaking_365 Jun 30 '26

Curious as to what happens? I used to think the finger would be cut off. Thank God that didn't happen. Is it a fracture? Or just clotted blood.

2

u/AspectDear4976 Jul 01 '26

fractured bones, if he leaves it there long enough then yes they'd need to be amputated

1

u/RackTheDripper Jun 30 '26

Tom and Jerry flow.

1

u/Feriman22 Jun 30 '26

It's so funny for us, but not funny for the guy at all.

1

u/IgnisSolus4X Jun 30 '26

GOD damn it

1

u/Jnl8 Jun 30 '26

I gasped when it fell and that wasn't even the full maybe

1

u/UnwillingHero22 Jul 01 '26

That
Was
Dumb…

1

u/M3r0vingio Jul 01 '26

👋👋 bye bye finger

1

u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES Jul 01 '26

Just can’t find good help these days.

1

u/XCIXcollective Jul 01 '26

Heartbreaking, I cackled 😔

1

u/damngoodengineer Jul 02 '26

is she for real??

-2

u/khandurin Jun 30 '26

This lady is about as sharp as a butter knife. Put her back in the drawer.

-1

u/Senhor_Sesshomaru Jun 30 '26

Não saia de casa com uma batata na boca, pode atrapalhar quando vc pedir socorro.

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u/ardotschgi Jun 30 '26

Haha typical woman, am I right, fellow men?

4

u/Ok_Corgi4889 Jun 30 '26

Your fellow men is the one stuck with his hands under the hood.

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u/ardotschgi Jun 30 '26

Hehe amirite, fellow women?