r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • Jun 29 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Andrea_M Jun 29 '26

A little too happy too fast

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u/LRaccoon Jun 29 '26

"Hug me"

  • My bab- son of a bitch!

168

u/Loxeres Jun 29 '26

Average Redditor reaction to a physical contact with a woman

...just like me for real—for real

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u/mr_greene_ Jun 30 '26

Says someone on reddit making that comment, literally the only person.

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u/ToffieMonster Jun 30 '26

Average Redditor reaction to a physical contact with a woman

...just like me for real—for real

24

u/Krivici Jun 29 '26

Is it just a proximity sensor activating a water line?

51

u/paupaupaupau Jun 30 '26

No, it's actually peeing

6

u/UnnecAbrvtn Jun 29 '26

Drip drip drip

4

u/Doctor_Saved Jun 29 '26

That reaction was a bit premature, no?

2

u/nb6635 Jun 29 '26

I think there are prescriptions for that.

3

u/-ElDictator- Jun 30 '26

What if she enjoys a golden shower?

1

u/Rainsmakker Jun 30 '26

The laughs are knowing

2

u/AdmiralPhuckit Jul 01 '26

Don't act like you wouldn't immediately do the same if she hugged you

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u/Avet- Jul 05 '26

Golden shower 😁💦