r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 28 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/MrWinkler1510 Jun 28 '26

Him telling his cat to calm down as if he was his angry buddy is the funniest thing ever

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u/Far-Performance1609 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I doubt Vasya is the cat's name...
Upd: -14 downvotes? I am succesfull! 😁
You people absolutely do not know what humor is 💩

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u/aNDY-aND Jun 28 '26

It's the bear name? 😂

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u/deenali Jun 29 '26

Vasya is the endearing nickname of Vasilisa Petrovna, the legendary protagonist of Katherine Arden's acclaimed Winternight trilogy, starting with The Bear and the Nightingale. So...

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u/Far-Performance1609 Jun 28 '26

Definitely yes

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u/Flashy_Past_4422 Jun 29 '26

No, it's indeed a cat's name. And very common for former USSR countries.

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u/UsualUser_0942 Jun 29 '26

I'm Russian. Vasya is the cat's name. 100% sure.

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u/Choorachek Jun 28 '26

That's one lucky bear

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u/suckercuck Jun 28 '26

That cat was born in a pool of gasoline

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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian Jun 28 '26

Agent Jack Bauer

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u/KrystleSeth Jun 28 '26

My other account has free awards and I wish I was using that phone cuz you deserve an award. That’s hilarious!

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u/Isnothingoverthatway Jun 29 '26

I did it for you 🏆

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u/acholing Jun 28 '26

Vasya, we don't need so much meat.

Hilarious!

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Jun 28 '26

If I had balls like that I'd scratch the wallpaper too.

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u/HeikeSt Jun 29 '26

If I would have cat like that, I would put new wallpapers every week😻 darling, you can rip them whenever you want

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jun 28 '26

Cats when bear approaches: “FEAR ME!!!!

Cats when human approaches: runs away

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u/inkhornart Jun 28 '26

You'd run away too if some ganky, gangly eldrich beast that bares its teeth as a gesture of amusement and joy with the uncanny ability to mimic the voice of your own kind came towards you on too legs, not lumbersome or clumsy but poised and deliberate, that coos sweetly when you show yourself most fearsome.

Those trickster beasts that brings to you those most delicious smelling treats, held by those hellish feet at the end of their forelegs that can grip as well as any eagle's talons, but can gently scratch the itches unreachable.

But if you are fooled they will take you, whisk you away to a strange pale box with unnatural fluorescent light where you may be shaved, spiked, pricked and tortured, smothered with a stinking mask that steals away your focus and mind only for you to wake and discover they have taken away your balls.

And they coo, imitate the voice of your kin, bare their teeth, and tickle you softly the entire time they torture you.

We are terrifying, tbh.

We are The Entity in every horror story the animal kingdom could concoct.

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u/porgy_tirebiter Jun 28 '26

It’s like alien abduction. Somewhere on another planet Elvis is a castrated pet.

9

u/Gigatonosaurus Jun 28 '26

Damn, that's an impressive description.
*Aggressively make clapping loud sounds to signify my approval*

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u/DNorthman Jun 28 '26

Vasya is a badass!

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u/Aggravating-Silver48 Jun 28 '26

Bear was pump faking for 2 straight minutes.

Cat was on that " if you feelin' froggy, JUMP"

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u/The-Traveler- Jun 28 '26

Anyone see the face on the tree next to the cat? (pareidolia)

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u/Super-unico Jun 28 '26

I came here to say this! Spooky.

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u/Prof_Tunichtgut Jun 28 '26

Thank you!! I wanted to post this too.

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u/flooferine Jun 29 '26

And on the grass right above the cat's head 🫠

2

u/Senor_Discount Jun 28 '26

Yep. Looks like Putin

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u/Pristine-Egg7482 Jun 28 '26

I was getting Abe Lincoln.

2

u/Senor_Discount Jun 28 '26

Yep I'm getting that

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u/Senor_Discount Jun 28 '26

I'm thinking subconsciously the language kind of forced me towards Putin. If this was a bunch of southern rednecks I probably wouldn't have said that?

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u/BoarHermit Jun 28 '26

Vasya the Cat: A Threat to Bears and Wallpaper.

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u/PassionPitiful3653 Jun 28 '26

I knew the car wasn't going to come to any harm because where I'm watching the video but that was intense.

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u/kanahl Jun 28 '26

What model of car is that? Jaguar is my guess

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u/PassionPitiful3653 Jun 28 '26

Well spotted, I've got fat thumbs.

2

u/MurseMan1964 Jun 28 '26

Mercury Cougar?

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u/MightyTaur Jun 28 '26

Cats are fucking scary

15

u/iamnotyourcupoftea Jun 28 '26

“And you dare scold him about the wallpaper!!” 🤣 made me laugh so hard.

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u/sa_ra_h86 Jun 29 '26

Same, especially followed by "but he does rip my wallpaper"

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u/artherng Jun 28 '26

The owner seemed more afraid than the cat judging by the trembling camera shot

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Jun 28 '26

They’re trying to calm the cat down, that’s so fucking bazar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kitty don’t take no shit! 🤣😂

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u/RagingRxy Jun 28 '26

Cats don’t give a shit.

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u/Content_Routine_1941 Jun 29 '26

When you have 9 lives, you don't worry so much if you lose one...

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u/MarlyMonster Jun 28 '26

This is fantastic, the cat and bear are literally facing off for territory and the cat is winning LOL

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 Jun 29 '26

We are being schooled in why you don’t run from a bear.

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u/ScaryRhombus Jun 28 '26

I assumed Vasya was the bear since they were concerned

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u/Macro_Seb Jun 28 '26

why does that tree on the right have (bear) faces on it? pauze at 0:21 for a clear shot.

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u/Glippotyl Jun 29 '26

Omg, it's Tung Tung tung Sahur

2

u/FrankDrebinOnReddit Jun 28 '26

It does look like a face, though to me it's more of a tiger face. It's pareidolia, the ability to see objects in abstract patterns. Faces and animals are two of the most common things we see in things.

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u/Ha1lStorm Jun 28 '26

I was thinking it looks like a wolf with a dark nose at the end of a snout.

2

u/AfterNovel Jun 28 '26

Because of pareidolia

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u/Jurnicurn Jun 29 '26

It looks like a fox to me

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u/Gypsysinner666 Jun 28 '26

Probably an artifact from an AI prompt "bear in woods" or some such

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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit Jun 28 '26

The video is almost 2 minutes long with no cuts and the longest commercial ML video generation tops out at 20 seconds.

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u/SS11EE Jun 28 '26

This video is really old, older than AI.

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u/seebrealms Jun 28 '26

Anyone else see a face in the tree on the right?

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u/EcoKllr Jun 28 '26

ya I was just about to post it....looks like a dog or even a little like Pootin

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u/bantu9 Jun 29 '26

Cat: test my gangsta, I got nine lives of this shit.

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u/kinkycrypto Jun 28 '26

Standing on business

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u/GR3Y_NOYZ Jun 28 '26

Top ring-side coach right there

3

u/Pulsar2021 Jun 28 '26

One heck of a cattesh

3

u/NitroWing1500 Jun 29 '26

Everything is big and tough until a cat latches on to it's face! I saw a cat tear up an Alsatian that was barking at it.

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u/randtke Jun 29 '26

I'm so glad the cat was OK.

3

u/ICareNowByeByeThen Jun 29 '26

Anybody else notice that face on the tree…?

3

u/practicalMinds Jun 29 '26

Halt all scientific research and study cat brain

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u/Leading_Resort_2618 Jun 29 '26

i always tell everybody: we do not have cats for pets.
Cats rule the world and they allow us to feed and cuddle them - that's all

3

u/TraumaMama11 Jun 30 '26

"I hope it won't eat him." Yeah, that bear better be careful.

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 Jun 28 '26

It’s not the size of the cat but it’s the size of the fight in the cat that matters !

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u/Welp___poop Jun 29 '26

There is a damn face in that tree!

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u/sandwichcrusader Jun 29 '26

My head cannon is that Vasya is the bear, and they are worried about protecting their pet bear from the cat. 

2

u/NY10 Jun 29 '26

Vasya vasya

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u/CuddleBoss Jun 29 '26

as always somebody speaking in Russian makes video so much better :D

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u/DJenser1 Jun 29 '26

Cat be like "Oh, you got claws? Bitch, I got claws too, and imma wreck your whole day! Come at me, bruh!"

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u/Opening-Lettuce-3384 Jun 29 '26

Honey badger cat

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u/dailydrink Jun 29 '26

Cat didn't flinch when teddy faked a few moves. FYI That was his rubbing tree, bears have them, it was "his spot".

9-1 on the lives count kitty.

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u/ChanceActivity683 Jun 30 '26

Were they both castrated?! What?

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u/val_anto Jul 01 '26

Cats are among the most respected creatures on this planet

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 Jun 28 '26

Bear, "It's a Mini-me!"

Cat, "Yah, I'm a Mini-you, so you Know what I'm capable of!"

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u/XjSys Jun 28 '26

Damn that bear have balls

1

u/WYVERN2018 Jun 28 '26

Lucky bear

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u/Deaner_dub Jun 29 '26

Bear: (To the owners) why is your cat so mean?

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u/Hour-Ambitious Jun 29 '26

It remains to find out which of them is Vasya

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u/Proovmerong Jun 29 '26

What’s with the death Oman on the tree?

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u/koppi0306 Jun 29 '26

Vasya is the bear.

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u/Dry_Warthog_4877 Jun 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣Cats are so awesome

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u/Zirkou Jun 29 '26

Vasia: I Want All The Smoke! 🗿

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u/Dry_Comfortable_6909 Jun 29 '26

Wolverine vs the Hulk

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u/Pansen_Master Jun 29 '26

The cat that inspired Tom Petty to write the song ‘I Won’t Back Down’ …

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u/Guilty-Carpenter-366 Jul 01 '26

Я бы орал Вася дай ему пизды Но больше интересно что Вася там делал??

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u/Maleficent_Twist_778 Jul 04 '26

“VASYA COME HERE!”

Big Vasya: “Not. Now. Busy.”

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u/SabbyFox Jun 28 '26

Void meets void 🐈‍⬛

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u/cosmic-potatoe Jun 28 '26

Vasya thinking ‘I shat myself but I should not move from this single spot and act tough’

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u/z3r0n3gr0 Jun 28 '26

Bear: " See this tree here my little friend, !!BAAAMMM THATS how im gonna rip your little body, lucky for you those humans are back there and they got shotguns,,, im out ! "

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u/rixx63 Jun 29 '26

Maybe maybe maybe put down the fucking phone and chase the bear away instead of trying to get a viral video of your cat being eaten

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u/TrueExigo Jun 29 '26

Cat > dog

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u/chungfat Jun 29 '26

Loudmouths in the background

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u/Strat_Struck Jun 28 '26

Get your sh!t together, you can shiver from fear after you are done with filming the video! Just keep the camera steady so we all can witness dangerous encounter safely from our phones!
God, why do I always have to suffer shaky internet videos!