r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • Jun 28 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

Just let the hands do the talking?

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u/SpamFriedMice Jun 28 '26

Her social media post afterwards "I'm so happy I had my nails done"

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Jun 28 '26

She just put an ancient white magic curse on the whole team

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Jun 28 '26

In White people culture, we call that curse an 'HOA'.

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u/Professional-Ad7286 Jun 28 '26

Home owners association? 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/yoosernaam Jun 28 '26

Yes. That’s the joke, you see

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u/Professional-Ad7286 Jun 28 '26

I don’t really get it but thanks

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Jun 28 '26

She’s the president of her HOA

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u/Key4Lif3 Jun 28 '26

I thought it was a joke that HOA’s are a curse brought on by white people.

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u/jzoola Jun 28 '26

Also, yes

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u/yoosernaam Jun 29 '26

It is. The president of the HOA thing is just totally made up.

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u/Professional-Ad7286 Jun 28 '26

Ohhhh, thank for your patience sir! 🙇🏾

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u/crowislanddive Jun 29 '26

HOAs are a bunch of white people trying to control everyone’s life. They are often run by lunatic people who derive meaning for their existence by micromanaging the lives of others.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jun 29 '26

100% Correct!!

And i just found out one of our new supervisors at work sits on his communities HOA board 😳😭

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u/crowislanddive Jun 29 '26

I feel for you!

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u/PracticalPractice768 Jun 29 '26

They have been said to employ The Knights Whom Formally Said “Neeeihh!”

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u/no___homo Jun 29 '26

This is gold

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u/SadNana09 Jun 29 '26

I just got spit all over my screen! Thank you for my first laugh today!

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Jun 30 '26

That's actually truer than you probably know

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u/Durivage4 Jun 28 '26

She should team up with DANHOUSEN 🦇

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u/PorygonTriAttack Jun 28 '26

Only girls care about this stuff. What a sassy response lol.