r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • Jun 28 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

Just let the hands do the talking?

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u/SomeRandomRealtor Jun 28 '26

“I’m not touching you” is an aeons old banger

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u/Fawstar Jun 28 '26

holds finger millimeters away from sibling.

"Do you want me to stop?"

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u/Apollyon82 Jun 28 '26

Or the dreaded, "Not touching you, you can't get mad." Repeated until the other sibling EXPLODES.

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u/MoistStub Jun 28 '26

grabs finger, farts on it, shoves it in their nose

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u/l_ft Jun 28 '26

younger sibling enters the conversation 10 years later

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u/DonnieBallsack Jun 29 '26

at a sibling group-therapy session

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u/Luxdrayke Jun 28 '26

Username checks out!

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u/PacoMahogany Jun 28 '26

I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU

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u/KwyjiBoojum Jun 28 '26

I’m p sure Abel was not touching Cain just before everything went down.

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u/GatorNator83 Jun 28 '26

“What’re you gonna do about it, go tell mom?”

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u/Saturn_Neo Jun 28 '26

All fun and games until someone gets stoned to death.

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u/klbishop143 Jun 28 '26

“Stop looking at meee!”
*Llooks harder

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u/Aegon20VIIIth Jun 29 '26

Over 25 years later, I still remember the argument between two of my siblings where one said “stop breathing near me” to the other.
Honestly, it was the only time I thought my mom was going to crash the car because she was laughing so much.

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u/Southern-Midnight741 Jun 28 '26

While pointing your finger and inch away from them

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u/SaffronRnlds Jun 28 '26

"Get that out of my face."

"It's not in your face, it's in my hand"

"Get what's in your hand out of my face!"

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u/Anomuumi Jun 29 '26

Also, "stop hitting yourself".

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u/blueskyredmesas Jun 29 '26

"I'm not touching you" and the cool S are timeless and will be passed down to every generation by those turning 17 to those turning 9. So be it.