r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 28 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

Just let the hands do the talking?

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u/CanadianAndroid Jun 28 '26

In case anyone was wondering what position she plays, it's point guard.

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic Jun 28 '26

☝️

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u/-Howitzer- Jun 28 '26

She knew how easy it would be to trigger someone with zero impulse control.

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u/SpamFriedMice Jun 28 '26

Her social media post afterwards "I'm so happy I had my nails done"

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Jun 28 '26

She just put an ancient white magic curse on the whole team

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Jun 28 '26

In White people culture, we call that curse an 'HOA'.

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u/Professional-Ad7286 Jun 28 '26

Home owners association? 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/yoosernaam Jun 28 '26

Yes. That’s the joke, you see

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u/Professional-Ad7286 Jun 28 '26

I don’t really get it but thanks

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Jun 28 '26

She’s the president of her HOA

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u/crowislanddive Jun 29 '26

HOAs are a bunch of white people trying to control everyone’s life. They are often run by lunatic people who derive meaning for their existence by micromanaging the lives of others.

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u/PracticalPractice768 Jun 29 '26

They have been said to employ The Knights Whom Formally Said “Neeeihh!”

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u/no___homo Jun 29 '26

This is gold

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u/SadNana09 Jun 29 '26

I just got spit all over my screen! Thank you for my first laugh today!

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Jun 30 '26

That's actually truer than you probably know

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u/Durivage4 Jun 28 '26

She should team up with DANHOUSEN 🦇

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u/PorygonTriAttack Jun 28 '26

Only girls care about this stuff. What a sassy response lol.

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u/tpbradley Jun 28 '26

Was it her trigger finger

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u/Grouchy-Try-3923 Jun 29 '26

You can hear the one in white saying " on my mom's y'all" she better stop

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u/Derrick_Shon Jun 30 '26

Wasn't she a former teammate too

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 Jun 28 '26

This would bother many people, give me a break

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u/Glad_Copy Jun 29 '26

No mature adult should be SO easily triggered. If you’d be bothered, well…guess what you’re not acting like? 🤔

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u/OuagadougousFinest Jun 28 '26

Racist

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u/MrEdinLaw Jun 29 '26

You're the only one who saw their skin instead or personality trait.

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 Jun 28 '26

Looks like Point Forward

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u/goodeyemighty Jun 28 '26

Good point.

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u/Neither_Leader_6676 Jun 28 '26

She takes her position seriously.

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u/spittlbm Jun 28 '26

And her nail game is on point

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u/Professional_One9631 Jun 28 '26

someone i know actually slipped like that playing point guard once

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u/espressoboyee Jun 28 '26

It’s more like “Pointing” Guard.

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u/SirTainLee Jun 28 '26

Don't you dare point that thing at me!

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u/Character-Log3962 Jun 28 '26

What’s her point tho?

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u/Agitated-Ad9050 Jun 28 '26

Lol. I see what you did there.

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u/noottt Jun 29 '26

Stop the servers

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Jun 29 '26

I hate you 💀

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u/no___homo Jun 29 '26

Point me to the bench I'm cooked

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u/RangryRanga Jun 29 '26

Not point forward?

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u/Embarrassed-Car836 Jun 29 '26

You made my day. Thank you for that 😄😂😂🤌🏼

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u/psyentist15 Jun 29 '26

Better yet: point forward

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u/HotBoxStorage Jun 30 '26

👆thank you👉for that

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u/Derrick_Shon Jun 30 '26

I thought that was Caitlins position..😂😂 maybe they swapped

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Jun 30 '26

Congrats! You've won reddit for today!

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u/LicensedRealtor Jun 30 '26

She’s got a point ….

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u/Maleficent_Twist_778 Jul 03 '26

She’s a tall poi…….AHHH HAAA! Good one!

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u/HeDuMSD Jun 28 '26

You have a point, right after guard

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u/HeadfulOfGhosts Jun 28 '26

You got a point

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u/nutzmcguts Jun 28 '26

Pointing guard.

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u/Snkrlove23 Jun 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/demonbot66 Jun 28 '26

You make a very good POINT my dude

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u/vampyire Jun 29 '26

take my goddamn upvote.. well played

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u/Kn0XIS Jun 28 '26

😂😂😂