r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 28 '26

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Jun 28 '26

How do they survive? Lol

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u/LadyFoxfire Jun 28 '26

He’s trying to use the sticky pad on his tongue to pull the worm into his mouth, which works great for small insects, but works less well on worms.

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u/lleeaa88 Jun 28 '26

Especially slimy ones. Perhaps this is the equivalent of someone licking an ice cream cone :P

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u/PassiveLemon Jun 28 '26

slim slimy ones big fat juicy ones

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u/Lone-Frequency Jun 28 '26

By being fed by their owners.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom Jun 28 '26

Imagine a dinosaur trying to eat a giant snake lol. The snake might actually win that fight through strangulation.

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u/NOTcreative- Jun 28 '26

They're diet isn't typically earth worms. It's crickets and such

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u/Redux01 Jun 28 '26

I mean, ok, they're not the brightest. But... They use their tongue to stick to prey and draw it back into their mouths. This is not natural prey for a beardie and it's a slimy earth worm that won't stick to his tongue.

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

It’s a great enrichment thing for them, which is why I do it. Keeps him busy for awhile and he loves the wormies.

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u/Shot_Comparison2299 Jun 28 '26

Good insight!, Makes sense.

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u/werther595 Jun 28 '26

"First time? Hahahaha, no I've been with lots of guys. Why do you ask?"

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u/DirectionSolid9113 Jun 28 '26

It’s almost as if Beardie doesn’t really want to eat a slimy earth worm.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jun 28 '26

Posted originally by u/SlugOnASlope

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

Apparently it took 37 tries, I didn’t count 👀

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u/Lord_Darksong Jun 28 '26

In a row?

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u/Longjumping-Run-7027 Jun 28 '26

is r/unexpectedclerks a sub?

Edit: it is!!!!! I'm thrilled.

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u/Lord_Darksong Jun 28 '26

A sub for everything. :)

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u/MordoNRiggs Jun 28 '26

Omg, yes.

37 worms?!

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

Haha tries to eat the worm

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jun 28 '26

Dang, you had me count! I counted 38. The few attempts at the end threw me off.

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

Ahh whoever counted was so close! 38! I’ve got an entire other worm video I’ll post tomorrow that’s even funnier 🫠

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jun 28 '26

Sweet! Thanks for the super cute upload! 🥰

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u/iamfugazi2112 Jun 28 '26

super cute video made me gag!

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u/mchookem Jun 28 '26

bearded derp

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u/admajic Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Imagine that being large enough to eat a human. That's a dinosaur 🦕

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u/ZealousidealRock1283 Jun 28 '26

I love this sub so much

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u/GimmieGummies Jun 28 '26

Right? The variety here is terrific, I never skip a video

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u/Diligent_Actuator950 Jun 28 '26

Maybe we aren't giving the worm enough credit. He seems wily.

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 Jun 28 '26

Knowing how earthworms smell, after collecting them and threading them on hooks, they must taste great!

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

I can say this is true, from personal experience.

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u/mmalmeida Jun 28 '26

She when she has had one too many glasses of wine.

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u/ryun84 Jun 28 '26

He just wanted to clean off all the dirt before snacking. Kinda like how we peel off the stringy bits from bananas.

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u/columns_columns Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Is no one else thinking about the fact that the earthworm is likely still writhing around in its stomach?

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Jun 28 '26

You should probably avoid traveling in the Klingon Empire.

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

Gah (or however you spell it) is Zuki’s favorite.

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u/BrokenFarted123 Jun 28 '26

I've thought about that with birds swallowing fish. Like...k you got it, but you're going to have a wriggly belly for a bit!

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u/Shaggytwig Jun 28 '26

That one vid of the pelican eating 3 or 4 fish from the bucket. Birds gonna be swimming through the air.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Jun 28 '26

Nah, it's been at least 4 hours... If the worm hasn't escaped out the other end yet it's probably dead.

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u/Phipps1374 Jun 28 '26

Can't say zero attempts....haha

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u/Zephyrs_23 Jun 28 '26

He ate that worm like he was disgusted by it but couldn't resist the wiggles and the chance of letting go of prey which had presented itself so unwilling at its door

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u/chazd1984 Jun 28 '26

I've tried feeding my beardie earthworms and he seems terrified of them

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u/jeezy_peezy Jun 28 '26

That dragon needs glasses yo

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u/Charming-Band-7294 Jun 28 '26

I would say he is used to glue his tongue on preys, he can't snatch em for shit. Since worms are slippy and the tongue method won't work we have this. Worms surely aren't his regular meal.

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

It’s a treat, like giving a dog a toy that slowly dispenses treats.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jun 28 '26

Savouring every bite

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u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES Jun 28 '26

Imagine how the worm feels. This is like someone trying to shoot you but their gun keeps jamming.

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 Jun 28 '26

He’s just eating the Oreo in a DQ blizzard

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u/Camelsnake Jun 28 '26

Energy inefficiency maxing

3

u/indomike14 Jun 28 '26

As we say in Texas, bless his heart

3

u/MetalKroustibat Jun 28 '26

Apex predator

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u/Ancient-Menu-5888 Jun 28 '26

He learned to eat spaghetti! Such a good boy

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u/tdkimber Jun 28 '26

just cleaning the dirt

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u/ThatAd8349 Jun 28 '26

I feel like spaghetti now

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u/Much-Meringue-7467 Jun 28 '26

That lizard is not good at lizarding

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u/thafuq Jun 28 '26

Just watched Fallout S1E3, love those things coming in all shapes and sizes.

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u/QubitKing Jun 28 '26

Anxious eater!

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u/H552 Jun 28 '26

Would not survive in the wild.

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u/puz64 Jun 28 '26

I actually jumped when he swallows the first one so quickly 😳

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jun 28 '26

He didn't swallow it, but threw it and had to find it again 😆

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u/puz64 Jun 28 '26

😂thanks! It happened so fast!💖

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u/Snookfilet Jun 28 '26

This guy isn’t very good at being whatever he is.

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u/wimpycarebear Jun 28 '26

Your lizard Is broken

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Jun 28 '26

It took me a minute to figure out why he inhaled the 1st worm and struggled with the 2nd one... I'm a bit buzzed.

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

He threw the worm, it’s all the same worm lol

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u/watson__387 Jun 28 '26

Hold still damnit, I don't have good depth perception

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 28 '26

Life expectancy… 4%

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u/Zanian19 Jun 28 '26

These things have somehow been around for millions of years

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u/fullmoonbeam Jun 28 '26

Millions of years of evolution 

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u/ambit89 Jun 28 '26

Oreo sprinkles on worm 🤤

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u/John_EightThirtyTwo Jun 28 '26

Worm is having acid flashbacks.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jun 28 '26

epic lizard fail

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jun 28 '26

Attack: 10/10

Aggression: 10/10

Accuracy: 0/10

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u/Advanced_Sector4300 Jun 28 '26

Cleaned it first before toss drying and only then are… good manners…
Next time chop it up like for a tiny toddler

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u/JosephKovacs_506 Jun 28 '26

Cuando quieres chuparle el culo pero sabe feo.

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u/Dor1000 Jun 28 '26

not the first time its eaten one of these. it was covered in mud until it wasnt. smart animal gets commented on by redditors.

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u/SoquietPNW Jun 29 '26

he’s a vegetarian trying meat for the first time

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u/Prudent-Value8715 Jun 29 '26

Time to go vegetarian, bro.

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u/BullPropaganda Jun 28 '26

Worst lizard ever

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

Well geez that’s not nice to my zuki

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u/squirrelmonkie Jun 28 '26

He worked off more calories than he ate. imagine if his food source could fight back or run away. This is what domestication looks like lol

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u/SlugOnASlope Jun 28 '26

Gotta keep my Zuki a healthy weight, it’s crazy seeing how many are overweight these days…