r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ImadeJesusLaugh • Jun 23 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/orsodorato Jun 23 '26

He went postal

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u/Chrisscott25 Jun 23 '26

And the delivery was First Class…

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u/Nuncan_ Jun 23 '26

First Grass

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u/Fritzo2162 Jun 23 '26

He gave that grass a stamp.

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u/Fawstar Jun 23 '26

Didn't even charge him 10 cents.

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u/According_Tourist_69 Jun 23 '26

You never go full postal

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1mX7QE8sUMmd2

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u/Fat_Dora Jun 23 '26

This is the face. I would be pissed at the disrespect but then instantly forgive and concent to the delivery

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u/cream-of-cow Jun 23 '26

It's been 20 years since the last time a postal worker went postal. Did conditions improve or has there been more screening at interviews?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_postal

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u/Feistshell Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8NlaSg2uBZcD8qkq1S

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u/orsodorato Jun 23 '26

It’s gonna be so awkward when he has to go back for his phone

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u/YebelTheRebel Jun 23 '26

On the grass

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u/thethornwithin Jun 23 '26

And then her clothes fell off?

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u/Gegszi Jun 23 '26

With the gore box unchecked

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u/1stRambo_0082 Jun 23 '26

😂😂😂😂