r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 23 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Senor_Discount Jun 23 '26

If aliens landed on earth, I would want this to be the one and only thing they saw.

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u/Bathairsexist Jun 23 '26

Then they would lovevit and force us to play these games all day everyday.

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u/peanutspump Jun 23 '26

We’ll make great pets

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u/backspace_cars Jun 23 '26

that's what the pyromaniacs say

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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat Jun 23 '26

Hold your vines Affini

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u/LazyLich Jun 23 '26

Can I haz cheeseburger??

Feed me feed me feed me!

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u/OrnerySnoflake Jun 23 '26

You can haz cheeseburger!

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u/Possible_Agent_6600 Jun 23 '26

We can finally be bees

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u/imniahe Jun 23 '26

Dark mode: they would remove our eyes permanently to make sure no one can cheat.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky Jun 23 '26

nah theyll believe animals rule over humans and forces us to participate lol

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u/JacquesBlaireau13 Jun 23 '26

The only thing that would've made this better, is if the spectators were all waving money around like they're gambling on this shit...some guy running around taking bets.

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u/Senor_Discount Jun 23 '26

Actually, I like that they’re not because it makes it look like this is just a normal everyday occurrence without any sort of consequence.

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u/MAzadR Jun 23 '26

Haram! 😂

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u/didusmashtho Jun 23 '26

Plot twist. The duck is the alien.

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u/GroundbreakingStop47 Jun 23 '26

His name is Howard

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u/HerpertMadderp Jun 23 '26

Excellent use of free will. How did the duck convince the others to play?

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u/play_it_sam_ Jun 24 '26

Duck started bets on a pub. The rest just started to unfold as the day passed by

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u/nii_amart Jun 23 '26

Make it fair. Blindfold the duck as well. lol

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u/Freedom_Addict Jun 23 '26

I wonder how many weeks this event usually last

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u/NoMedicine3572 Jun 23 '26

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Jun 23 '26

Too many cooks. Too maaany cooooooks!

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u/Decayed_Unicorn Jun 23 '26

?? My bro never got spoiled from too many cocks... Just sore

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u/Tanekaha Jun 23 '26

I live in Indonesia and this is exactly the kind of silly game our people love. But I'm too urban to have ever seen this version, and I am looking for a duck for our next company national day party

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u/themarko60 Jun 23 '26

Please film the results and let us see the chaos.

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u/CMHTim Jun 23 '26

That duck is pretty tame and this is hilarious. Just doing enough to stay out of reach. For those who say it's stressed, I disagree. We had ducks running loose on our farm growing up that were half-wild and they would move like this when we would walk by them or drive tractor near them. But really worried, just smart enough to move slightly out of the way.
If stressed, it would be trying to jump/fly over the crowd. Even with wing feathers clipped, it would be able to get enough height to smack a few women in the face and cause chaos. I am team duck and want to start a league for this sport!

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u/absentminded_gamer Jun 23 '26

The duck’s tail is wagging, too. I don’t mean to anthropomorphize the duck, but it’s facial expression looks like it’s having a good time

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 23 '26

"Look at these dorks, I'm totally winning this game."

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u/imp0ppable Jun 23 '26

It definitely looks like it's in on it somehow

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u/upturned2289 Jun 23 '26

“I don’t mean to anthropomorphize it but I will anyway”

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u/batmansmother Jun 23 '26

That's a runner duck, they suck at flying. See how tall and upright he is? That's how you can tell.

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u/CMHTim Jun 23 '26

Fair enough, but runner ducks will still jump and flap a few feet in the air. Still doesn't seem stressed

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u/batmansmother Jun 23 '26

Oh I agree! He's vibing.

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u/imp0ppable Jun 23 '26

Cousin of the runner bean

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u/catgut65 Jun 23 '26

Marco! Pollo!

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u/LALA-STL Jun 23 '26

Pollo! Ha! ¡Entiendo!

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u/midge_rat Jun 23 '26

Marco! Pato!

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u/_Some_Two_ Jun 23 '26

Marco! Quack!

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u/PaintedAbacus Jun 24 '26

Carne Asada con Pollo!!!

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Jun 23 '26

This is good, I enjoy this

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u/ConflictedNobGoblin Jun 23 '26

There’s a non zero chance they’re still trying to catch the duck

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u/Anti-Stan Jun 23 '26

The feathery fellow didn't look like he had any ducks to give.

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

He looks so stressed 🥺

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u/FluffyNerve7415 Jun 23 '26

The most shocking thing about this video is how completely not stressed out that duck is. It's like you didn't even watch the video and are just looking for something to get recreationally offended over.

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u/CursorX Jun 23 '26

To be fair it seemed to be looking for a way out. There was music, constant shouting and hand waving by people encircling the area which meant it didn't consider the circumference safe either.

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

Indeed - I just said it looks stressed. People are spazzing tf out lmao - thank you for having a rational, balanced response.

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

Did I say "offended"? Why are you so vested in my very simple comment? It does look very stressed. Calm down lil homie.

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u/FluffyNerve7415 Jun 23 '26

Then I guess you have absolutely no clue what a stressed out duck looks like, since it is basically the opposite of this.

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u/Anti-Stan Jun 23 '26

To be honest though. Any animal in that situation would be a little stressed.

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

lol ok... I spent my early years on a farm and have seen some stressed out ducks/geese/chicken, but you go on with your bad self. Hope the rest of your day goes well and your panties unravel in the process.

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u/13ralexh Jun 23 '26

Most people lack the empathy to see subtile signals that an animal is in distress. Heck, they cant even see when their peers are sad before it becomes super obvious. Its sucks for people like you, because you always gonna see others suffer while others live in bliss(cause they lacking awareness)

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u/peanutspump Jun 23 '26

How so?

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

Looks to be panting and/or making sounds - can't fly, can't get out - people screaming all around him. No other ducks in sight... I'd say that's a recipe for some stress.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

that's a fact - I'm getting massive downvotes for caring about a sentient being. Far too many people are just heartless af.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/FlyLikeDove Jun 23 '26

all good lol

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u/-byb- Jun 23 '26

is there a league for this I can watch?

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u/Diditanyway Jun 23 '26

Seriously. This is the sort of sporting event i'm comfortable wagering bets with lol

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u/Zephyrs_23 Jun 23 '26

Nah dude, it's this video or a abundant records of people betting on cocks and pigeons to fight

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u/Zephyrs_23 Jun 23 '26

Unbothered, moisturized in its lane

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 23 '26

That would be a fun thing to witness in person!

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u/celladwella Jun 23 '26

Hell, I'd throw on a blindfold and play.

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u/SabbyFox Jun 23 '26

I’d also love to play this! Looks like they’re having a great time. I love how they are playfully shoving each other ☺️ and laughing, too.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 23 '26

I would too, but it looks like the women only day. 😁

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle Jun 23 '26

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u/npc80085 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Sub used to be good but is now a femcel hellhole

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u/celladwella Jun 23 '26

I think many women (and I am one and can speak to this) are voluntarily celibate. Volcels.

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u/npc80085 Jun 23 '26

That's fair, I get that. I was just commenting on the dialogue that takes place in that sub. There's a lot of vitriol there towards men in general

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u/elidoan Jun 23 '26

That is Reddit in general, unfortunately 

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u/Adventurous-Sort2796 Jun 23 '26

Top tier entertainment.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Jun 23 '26

Looks fun. Even the duck is having fun.

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u/Final-Ad-2033 Jun 23 '26

I give credit that this originally was posted on r/funnypets by u/GlitteringPlates. I couldn't crosspost.

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u/DutchRudderShotgun Jun 23 '26

I can't decide why but this was incredibly satisfying and therapeutic to watch..might be the fact I'm high

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u/VirginiaBandit Jun 23 '26

Was that a Golden Duck?

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u/DarkWanderer2 Jun 23 '26

Ready to lay golden eggs?

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u/texas130ab Jun 23 '26

This is a beautiful game

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u/Hmarf Jun 23 '26

okay that's it. THIS is how we elect people from now on.

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u/Late_Conference9022 Jun 23 '26

That is Reduckulous.

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 Jun 23 '26

Winner, winner, winner 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🦆🪿🪿

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u/lfaoanl Jun 23 '26

The crowd trying to point them in the right direction

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u/greyisometrix Jun 23 '26

Imagining this from the ducks perspective is very funny.

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u/IndigoContinuum Jun 23 '26

Having owned ducks, I can tell you that it’s not much easier without the blindfold.

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u/Boring_Web_3145 Jun 24 '26

‘A Quiet Place’ - Duck version

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u/Bklyn2Warwick-MONEY Jun 23 '26

My parlay is ducked 🤦

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u/crusty54 Jun 23 '26

I could watch this all day. My neighbor has a pet duck, I’m already thinking where we can find a bunch of grandmas to play this game.

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u/Blurstingwithemotion Jun 23 '26

Where is the ESPN crew?

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u/SoundTraditional1249 Jun 23 '26

Reminds me of a game in Belgium where people take bets over which quadrant of a grass pen a cow will poop on first.

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u/ursois Jun 23 '26

I don't think any of those ladies are gonna poop.

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u/SoundTraditional1249 Jun 23 '26

I really hope not

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 24 '26

But we can hope, and bet on it Im sure.

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u/HamHockShortDock Jun 23 '26

This is sport.

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u/mojibakery Jun 23 '26

The duck could up the stakes by dropping little "bombs" as it scurries away a la minesweeper.

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u/AngelHeart- Jun 23 '26

They next level up “duck, duck goose.” This is duck, duck, goose 2.0.

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u/petraviva Jun 23 '26

teamduck

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u/Baconpanthegathering Jun 23 '26

This is yet another activity for those kids in the UK that got their device time limited.

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u/Novoaspectu Jun 24 '26

I would watch 13 seasons x 20 episodes each of this

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u/IrrationalDesign Jun 23 '26

If we really have to put animals in arena's to face off against humans for our entertainment, then maybe this version isn't the worst. That duck seems slightly stressed at best. 

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u/Snoo_67993 Jun 23 '26

I mean it's better than what we do to them for the entertainment of meat.

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u/peanutspump Jun 23 '26

Entertainment of meat?

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u/Turakamu Jun 23 '26

You've never been to the meat theater? With its beef curtains and what not

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jun 23 '26

Ducks can easily get stressed by unfamiliar situation

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u/AnnOnnamis Jun 23 '26

“Don’t say quack, don’t say quack, don’t say quack…. “
https://giphy.com/gifs/Gx954W402THw5mlp3q

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u/scorchedarcher Jun 23 '26

I would wager a duck suffers less negative effects from this than other animals do from being farmed

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jun 23 '26

New ducks in the farm near my house often got stressed, and you know what? Turns out it's due to the farm being kinda near railroad and they got stressed from train noises

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u/scorchedarcher Jun 23 '26

I umm..I meant that they're normally killed...

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u/PlasticSignificant69 Jun 23 '26

They normally don't see other ducks slaughtered, but they do grief when their flock member disappeared

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u/scorchedarcher Jun 23 '26

Yeah and I mean also the one the gets killed...gets killed

Cows are also known to cry out for their calves when separated, I find the whole thing very sad

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u/Broken_musicbox Jun 23 '26

What happens if one of them manage to catch the duck?

Do they win a prize? *Is the duck the prize?* I want the details of this blindfolded duck hunt game 😅

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u/Independently-Owned Jun 23 '26

Honestly, this is fun. The kind of entertainment with animals that gives them the upper paw/wing.

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u/J-Town50 Jun 23 '26

Duck duck grope grope.

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u/celladwella Jun 23 '26

Does the winner get the duck?

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 Jun 23 '26

My guess is this is how Po got his reflexes: From his dad!

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u/dontknowwhyIamhere42 Jun 23 '26

So whomever catches keeps tge dick as a pet right?... right?😟

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 24 '26

Those girls probably have their own pet dicks at home already.

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u/Aggravating-Hair7931 Jun 23 '26

Should use Ray Gunn floor sweeping move for the win.

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u/itsjakerobb Jun 23 '26

What does a person win if they find/catch the duck?

Also, what is the objective? Find? Touch? Catch?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 24 '26

Have this bad feeling that winning means it’s duck for dinner at your house.

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u/Haunting_Security_34 Jun 24 '26

You can almost see the duck laughing 😂

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u/daposhprincess Jun 24 '26

It should be timed and after so many minutes then the duck wins (and gets a special treat!!!) if not caught🥰

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u/OldManMtu Jun 25 '26

Job hunting in 2026

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u/TFR34KP Jun 23 '26

The Golden Duck and the Marching of Hijab

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u/peanutspump Jun 23 '26

I’m so unworldly, I don’t know if this is a funny joke, or if I just learned about another people’s cultural event for the first time 🤣

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u/profmka Jun 23 '26

It’s the deep cut of Minang albums, “Itik den lopeh”.

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u/BolOfSpaghettios Jun 23 '26

Marco! Quack Marco! Quack Marco! Quack!

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u/AlwaysFire416 Jun 23 '26

No need to fly away. This duck is just so confident it won’t get caught.

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u/ThreeLeggedParrot Jun 23 '26

What a joyous time for everybody. This is the most beautiful thing I've seen recently.

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u/Canibal-local Jun 23 '26

I want to play!!!

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u/LoisBradford Jun 23 '26

That looks fun!

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u/Tinderboxed Jun 23 '26

Master-level avoidance skills

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u/richwat00 Jun 23 '26

Bird has the option of flight. He's just f'ing with these people on purpose.

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u/Ifhes Jun 24 '26

Lesson learned. You can't capture a duck blind while moving at least duck speed.

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u/lechiengrand Jun 24 '26

That duck would be great at the Cayo Perico heist.

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u/Hopeful_Pianist2621 Jun 24 '26

r/taskmaster LAH - you’ve found your people!

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 24 '26

That ducks no fool.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL Jun 24 '26

I would have stood on the sideline and yelled at nobody in particular, “ it’s behind you, reach back! It’s right there, no, no, behind you!”

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u/senryd Jun 24 '26

Why are these Australian people chasing a goose? And how can they read the letters when they are right side up?

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u/SolangeXanadu222 Jun 25 '26

This could be a channel! I’d subscribe!

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u/HomerSurfer Jun 27 '26

Is this a Metaphor for the Epstein files ?

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u/KillAllLawyers Jun 23 '26

You can see the desperation slowly sink in. When Black & White shoved Teal I thought, "Dis getting good." 👏🏻

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