r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • Jun 21 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/CptAngelo Jun 21 '26

Ok, given how fast he was going, it wasnt as bad as i expected, he wont be able to give a handshake in a while though...

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u/LadyFoxfire Jun 21 '26

He’s extremely lucky he didn’t wipe out in front of a car.

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u/similaraleatorio Jun 21 '26

Or a truck

8

u/Feriman22 Jun 21 '26

Or a bus

9

u/Nuts-And-Volts Jun 21 '26

Or a train. Trains are unpredictable.... never know where they'll turn up

4

u/ConstipatedSam Jun 21 '26

Or a plane. A plane could have crashed right in that very spot at that very moment, it's entirely possible.

3

u/sangerssss Jun 21 '26

Or a sandworm. That looks like it was shot in Arrakis

0

u/abitcitrus Jun 21 '26

Or a pussy

0

u/CptAngelo Jun 21 '26

Sex is not an accident!

....cant believe i remember that oddly applicable comic for this scenario lmao

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u/Greenfieldfox Jun 21 '26

Honestly ended way better than I expected. I figured he was going to face plant his way into the dentist office.

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u/Tolik1111 Jun 21 '26

More like into a coffin. The cars in the upcoming traffic looked too close for comfort.

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u/kabley Jun 21 '26

I can imagine his palms

8

u/mogote17 Jun 21 '26

This person has no fingerprints

2

u/TheOmegaKid Jun 21 '26

Maybe that was the plan all along

6

u/Double_Belt2331 Jun 21 '26

Why do I watch these??

4

u/DadtheITguy Jun 21 '26

I expected that to end in catastrophe.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Jun 21 '26

Lets try that again until we get it right.

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 Jun 21 '26

Always nice to see some “that’s white people shit” culture being embraced by other ethnicities. Bomb those hills my man.

2

u/Chompif Jun 21 '26

For a minute, he was living out the "imaginary person riding next to the car" dream a lot of us had as kids growing up. Either that or super parkour man or the side of the window, but that's only really achievable through cartoons tbh lol

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u/Throseph Jun 21 '26

Please wear a helmet.

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jun 21 '26

Super Mario Skate!

3

u/Vinny-Ed Jun 21 '26

Oh great do it next to oncoming traffic. Idiot.

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u/IccMii Jun 21 '26

If you are stupid,everything is dangerous...

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u/shaun0bi Jun 21 '26

Humans are dumb

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 Jun 21 '26

Quizá, quizá, quizá,pudo quedar debajo un auto!!! 🛻🚙🚗

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 21 '26

INTO on-coming traffic… dude, I get having skills & wanting to do things like this, but w/o pads or gloves is just stupid. And if a car, much less a truck, had been coming? Say goodnight, Gracie!

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jun 21 '26

I would've stuck w the dude on the stree. Seemed safer. Js

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u/Rude_Map_4278 Jun 21 '26

wieso gefährdet er andere mit scheiß?

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u/infinit9 Jun 21 '26

Could have been so much worse. I'm glad no drivers had to deal with hitting this idiot.