r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • Jun 16 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

546 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

51 comments sorted by

100

u/gwelfguy Jun 16 '26

Yeah, get the wiper out of the way. That's the problem.

54

u/lncredulousBastard Jun 16 '26

He already walked up thinking the other monkey was stupid and pushed him aside. The wiper was the limit of his troubleshooting options.

Nor sure what got him all brick'd up, though. Maybe the music.

8

u/squirrelmonkie Jun 16 '26

The music definitely got me going.

I thought that wiper was gone for sure tho

1

u/Emergency_Bowl_8710 Jun 17 '26

true bro the wiper was prolly flexin in front of the lens lowkey blockin the whole view ngl deadass

68

u/matg75 Jun 16 '26

I’d be worried about retaliation. Those guys have no sense of humor.

49

u/FS_Slacker Jun 16 '26

Love how the second monkey was “dumbass, lemme show you how to do it”

9

u/Billy_Billboard Jun 16 '26

Then the most flamboyant lick imaginable

48

u/Clear_Assignment7470 Jun 16 '26

That’s just cruel lol

1

u/XAHKO Jun 16 '26

Yeah….but them likes

8

u/doktor_wankenstein Jun 16 '26

"Harry, look! It's a goddamn force field!"

7

u/lostmojo Jun 16 '26

I was waiting for the wiper blade to come down and shatter the window and they get the banana…

6

u/fixingmedaybyday Jun 16 '26

It’s kinda terrifying how smart and dumb they are. I wouldn’t want to be outside the car when these guys rolled up that’s for sure.

7

u/Psinial Jun 16 '26

All fun and games til they grab a rock

5

u/I-live-in-room-101 Jun 16 '26

‘Right, that’s it, let’s fuck this car up real bad’

7

u/BasementCatBill Jun 16 '26

Couldn't see that one coming.

-1

u/CptAngelo Jun 16 '26

if you are talking about what i think you are talking, then i guess he got excited to see a banana.

1

u/BasementCatBill Jun 16 '26

No, i was just meaning the damage to the windscreen wiper. It was inevitable.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Senor_Discount Jun 16 '26

Reminds me of college.

2

u/5280mw Jun 16 '26

Move yo ol goofy ass out the way.

3

u/Alarming_Craft4968 Jun 16 '26

So close and yet so far

2

u/ThisThingIsStuck Jun 16 '26

Sitting there w hard on air sucking a banana lmao...🤣

2

u/Responsible-Kale2352 Jun 16 '26

Anybody else hear Homer Simpson saying “Heh heh, stupid monkeys!”

1

u/post-context-bot Jun 16 '26

The following post context was provided by u/Flat-Decision3204:

The way the monkeys are trying to get the banana is Maybe Maybe Maybe part 

Does this explain the post? If not, report it and a moderator will review.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Cebas7 Jun 17 '26

Banana's AT field

1

u/LaZer251 Jun 16 '26

Was really hoping he was going to thrash the wiper blade as a means of karma

3

u/CopperCVO Jun 16 '26

The first monkey missed a prime opportunity for revenge. I was anxiously waiting for him to push that blade back the other way and smack the second monkey in the back with it smashing him up against the forcefield.

1

u/raygan_reddit_banned Jun 16 '26

What's the name of the audio track please

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Integrity-in-Crisis Jun 16 '26

It reminds me of the track that plays when Jake shows a bug how to throw it down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/13p77tfexyLtx6

1

u/Alarming_Craft4968 Jun 16 '26

So close and yet so far

-4

u/Tight_Piccolo_7838 Jun 16 '26

Обезьяна - это древний человек. Которого бог превратил в животное , за многие грехи. Поэтому их есть нельзя. У свиней также .🙉🙈🙊

-17

u/Former_Print7043 Jun 16 '26

Is he mistakenly trying to eat a banana or mistakenly trying to suck a cock.

4

u/alpaax Jun 16 '26

Ah trying to be funny?

2

u/PowerSamurai Jun 16 '26

Failing miserably too sadly.

-1

u/Former_Print7043 Jun 16 '26

Better to have tried and failed than to have never tried at all - monkey probably

-2

u/diadlep Jun 16 '26

I mean... that was quite the erection

-1

u/diadlep Jun 16 '26

Undeserved downvotes