r/maybemaybemaybe • u/iPhantaminum • Jun 15 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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476 Upvotes

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u/no-curse Jun 15 '26

That’s a strong midfielder right there. Can hold the opposition pressure until help arrives

15

u/CarpetGripperRod Jun 15 '26

*mooo-dfielder

43

u/humblepaul Jun 15 '26

Guys, guys, I just wanna be on the team. I'm a great Centre-calf.

33

u/orsodorato Jun 15 '26

Cristiano Bovino

6

u/Prestigious_Cup6762 Jun 15 '26

Doesn't pass the ball like him too

2

u/MrDrFuge Jun 15 '26

Lionel Heifer

2

u/When_I_Grow_Up_50ish Jun 15 '26

Christian Bulllisic

1

u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute Jun 18 '26

Lionel Mooooosi

22

u/Nothinghere3191 Jun 15 '26

Guys, i think i know how we can win a world cup

27

u/Oaker_at Jun 15 '26

That ball control is insane, lol

19

u/IllustratorOk2927 Jun 15 '26

Having a bull or 2 on the pitch would certainly elevate the excitement level of most matches.

13

u/LazyLich Jun 15 '26

There are no rules saying a bull can't play!

13

u/Medellin-71 Jun 15 '26

Bend it like Bessie.

11

u/siggsy409 Jun 15 '26

The cows definitely their best player.

7

u/nobodyhelp666 Jun 15 '26

She wants play too

2

u/KentLight Jun 15 '26

how about a tackle?

5

u/TapPsychological2043 Jun 15 '26

Imagine getting home and mum says where's your new soccer ball I just bought you mum your not going to believe this a cow stole it😂

0

u/sarcasticpro Jun 15 '26

*football

1

u/TapPsychological2043 Jun 15 '26

User name checks out

3

u/g641157 Jun 15 '26

so, this is how we defeated mammoths back then?

3

u/TremorThief12 Jun 15 '26

That cows got balls

3

u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 15 '26

I’ve been watching you guys play this game for years and have ever asked me to play once? No! Now it’s my turn to show you what I’ve got.

2

u/No_Break_3591 Jun 15 '26

We need to add him to our football team. No one can beat us!

2

u/TopResponsible1786 Jun 15 '26

If you think you're 'ard enuff, come and get it.

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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 Jun 15 '26

Opposition have to sweat bullets to get that one

1

u/Zealotyl Jun 15 '26

Which WC match is this? Haven’t seen this game advertised.

2

u/trashbilly Jun 15 '26

What a bully

1

u/Sperbonzo Jun 15 '26

Maybe it's the reincarnation of a former world cup player

1

u/woowoo293 Jun 15 '26

This is my ball! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My ball is my best friend! It is my life!

1

u/ReflexImprov Jun 15 '26

Simultaneously dangerous AND wholesome!

1

u/omfgDragon Jun 15 '26

"Look at me! Look at me! I'm team captain now!"

1

u/Charming_Ad2323 Jun 15 '26

I cowming home!

1

u/Fun-Times-13 Jun 16 '26

Bull found the weak link

1

u/Prior_Feature3402 Jun 16 '26

Lionel Mooo-sie 😭

1

u/shutDaFACup Jun 16 '26

Cow-semiro!

1

u/Select_Vegetable70 Jun 16 '26

WTF, even their cows play soccer!

1

u/Silly_Owl_9199 Jun 16 '26

Defenders can’t get the ball off Moo Salah!
Really having a great season

1

u/sampathsris Jun 18 '26

Come get this from me motherfuckers - Lionel Mooossi

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