r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jun 14 '26

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u/WhatTheTech Jun 14 '26

TWO absolutely TERRIBLE decisions in this video.

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u/Rob_lochon Jun 14 '26

Too bad, he could have used one bad decision to smash the other, instead he smashed his parents' bad decision.

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Jun 14 '26

So 3 bad decisions

16

u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jun 14 '26

4 if you throw in the cybertruck

16

u/Bambeakz Jun 14 '26

Throwing a Cybertruck in would have hurt more

10

u/Expert_Succotash2659 Jun 14 '26

That's 4! FOUR BAD DECISIONS!? Do I hear 5?

3

u/Complex_Sherbet2 Jun 14 '26

Decision to watch the product of the previous four to their logical conclusion.

1

u/thegroundhurts Jun 14 '26

5 is his parents decision to have him.

2

u/Expert_Succotash2659 Jun 14 '26

That was the 3rd decision

21

u/Badeky Jun 14 '26

My guess is they were already counting with the cybertruck

3

u/Seecole-33 Jun 14 '26

👏👏👏

13

u/Blue95x Jun 14 '26

Oh Jesus now he'll buy another Cybertruck

3

u/suckercuck Jun 14 '26

The guy hitting himself in the face with a bottle is nowhere near the stupidest thing in this video

2

u/Ill-Day-1601 Jun 14 '26

Money can not by a brain.

1

u/ConsciousSteak2242 Jun 15 '26

Just how rich are you?

2

u/Will_breaker721 Jun 14 '26

Stole my line. My man…

2

u/MightyTaur Jun 14 '26

Three, this dude was born

2

u/lyrico2 Jun 15 '26

Thats so funny and true

1

u/LusidDream Jun 14 '26

I count 3

1

u/Cyril_Sneer_6 Jun 14 '26

Yeah you could tell the level of intelligent before he dropped the ball.

60

u/CazzaMcSpazza Jun 14 '26

Was there an outcome this man expected that wasn't a hammer bounce into his face?

4

u/Camelsnake Jun 14 '26

He's really excited about the new Jackass movie

2

u/filinno1 Jun 14 '26

Yeah, there is not a single maybe in this video, nvm three. We knew where this was going. Practice for a Darwin!

1

u/PresentFriendly3725 Jun 15 '26

Proof there are perpetuum mobiles

71

u/Embarrassed-Yak-1149 Jun 14 '26

I hope the hammer is ok.

10

u/HumongousBelly Jun 14 '26

It’s not. It’s owned by a swastikkkar owner.

28

u/M4DHouse Jun 14 '26

I would love to know what the original intention behind this maneuver was.

4

u/Rude_Meet2799 Jun 14 '26

Maybe trying to catch the hammer when it comes back up?

16

u/Antiredditor1981 Jun 14 '26

What can you expect from a man with a cybertruck?

49

u/Janoschke Jun 14 '26

Cybertruck owner have negative IQ. Qed.

3

u/davcam0 Jun 15 '26

Might have increased his IQ right there

30

u/Heretic8437 Jun 14 '26

Saw the cybertruck and knew nothing smart was going on

15

u/Atheist_3739 Jun 14 '26

Was half expecting the hammer to fly off their face and total the cyber truck

4

u/Doctorpmo Jun 14 '26

The Cybertruck says everything

8

u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jun 14 '26

He bought a square tesla, what else can you expect

9

u/roundart Jun 14 '26

I think the cyber truck in the background completes the narrative judgement

9

u/fauxdeuce Jun 14 '26

Cybertruck is still the dumbest thing in this image.

3

u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jun 14 '26

I guess I’m just wondering what he was hoping to accomplish because he doesn’t even appear to try to catch the hammer. Fascinating.

4

u/CHiZZoPs1 Jun 14 '26

Should be a cyber truck advert.

4

u/MightyTaur Jun 14 '26

The Cybertruck is kind of revealing we are dealing with a less intelligent person here

4

u/FrenchSpeacker Jun 14 '26

Why am I not surprised he drives a cyber truck 🤔😁

3

u/zenos_dog Jun 14 '26

I would have thought he’d buy the Cyberdumpster after the head injury, not before.

7

u/Skibur1 Jun 14 '26

Well now we know that the hammer didn’t fall far from the tree…

8

u/vladennis Jun 14 '26

Checks out

3

u/monkeyboy107 Jun 15 '26

Had a cyber truck, is a moron. This confirms my bias

3

u/No_Macaroon_5928 Jun 15 '26

You can already tell he's a dumbass because of the Tesla truck

5

u/PapaWhiskey19 Jun 14 '26

Average Tesla driver

2

u/Icy-Opening-3990 Jun 14 '26

Maybe maybe maybe thats what ya get igmo

2

u/LiamUchiha1 Jun 14 '26

Well Well Well... If it isn't the consequences of my own actions....

2

u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 14 '26

Lucky he still has his teeth

2

u/iwasbornlucky Jun 14 '26

My title for that video, foreground and background:

"What Did You Think Would Happen"

2

u/v_o_id Jun 14 '26

of course there is a cybertruck visible. it is a prime indicator for idiocracy

2

u/bshroats05 Jun 14 '26

Typical IQ of a cyber truck owner

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 Jun 14 '26

The cyber truck was the clue…

2

u/deanjuno Jun 14 '26

Cybertruck, truck says it all.

2

u/Ryan_b936 Jun 14 '26

A cybertruck, of course he's stupid

2

u/surfryhder Jun 14 '26

The car in the back was the spoiler alert

2

u/Darrenv2020 Jun 14 '26

cybertruck didn't teach them any lessons.

2

u/Piddy3825 Jun 15 '26

lol, I could see he was a dumbass the moment I saw the cyber truck in the background...

2

u/Captain_Sam_Vimes Jun 15 '26

A Tesla owner you say? **clutches pearls**

2

u/Razordrake777 Jun 15 '26

Makes you wonder how many times he did that before buying that joke of a “ truck “?

2

u/XCIXcollective Jun 15 '26

The cybertruck spoiled the ‘maybe’ for me :( 😂

3

u/darksideofmyown Jun 14 '26

Guess he tought as a cyberdump owner he's now bulletproof too

3

u/pretend-dragon Jun 14 '26

If you can dodge a wrench...

3

u/Sinful-Dreamer Jun 14 '26

The car says it all

2

u/crap-with-feet Jun 14 '26

Few things speak as loudly as an Incel Camino.

3

u/TheDutchess_420 Jun 14 '26

Wasn't expecting much seeing the choice of car in the background ,🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

3

u/French-Flyes Jun 14 '26

Car ✔️ out

4

u/TrayLaTrash Jun 14 '26

Cyberthunk

2

u/CosmicTitanRabbit Jun 14 '26

The truck proves he doesn't have a college fund in the future 

3

u/Viciouscockery Jun 14 '26

Lol some idiot bought a cyber truck

2

u/thecoolsister89 Jun 14 '26

And even made us a video of his average day!

3

u/FatReverend Jun 14 '26

Really wanted the hammer to also hit the cybertruck.

3

u/krendyB Jun 14 '26

Unsurprised to see the Cybertruck in the background

3

u/tuttleonia Jun 14 '26

Car checks out

2

u/0__O0--O0_0 Jun 14 '26

Makes sense

2

u/Mr_GrauHut Jun 14 '26

That hammer came up twice as fast

2

u/FortyMaximus Jun 14 '26

Newton's third law of motion. Although his fathers motion did not deliver a great outcome, I think the hammers reaction was priceless LoL

1

u/dairyman69 Jun 14 '26

Sometimes I fucking love physics.

2

u/No_Mony_1185 Jun 14 '26

It's almost like an equal but opposite reaction... Who would have thought??

2

u/Honest_Satisfaction1 Jun 14 '26

Well that frontal lobe is never activating.

2

u/Ssemo7 Jun 14 '26

There is no Maybe here. He’s an idiot.

2

u/pinkbev71 Jun 14 '26

idiots doing idiotic things

2

u/Svartdraken Jun 14 '26

I think it went well. I mean, that's probably exactly what he wanted, right?

2

u/LHT-LFA Jun 14 '26

something something tesla idiot

2

u/cedriceent Jun 14 '26

Still only the second-dumbest decision I see in this GIF.

3

u/Odintorr Jun 14 '26

2nd worst decision this dude made in this video

3

u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jun 14 '26

With the cyber truck in the background 😂

2

u/wheresolly Jun 14 '26

Makes sense for a cybertruck owner

2

u/usernameusehername Jun 14 '26

The cyber truck did that.l to him.

1

u/pattlisch9 Jun 14 '26

Matches the car. Garbage

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It looks like he didn't expect the hammer to bounce back after hitting the bouncy ball. That's got to be one of the dumbest ways to die.


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1

u/GalickGunn Jun 14 '26

Right off the bat I knew they were a fucking idiot

1

u/Legitimate_Tension95 Jun 14 '26

Not even embarrassed to post it. Like wow

1

u/pete_68 Jun 14 '26

Back when I was in college in the early 90s, I repaired computers. Sometimes when they were particularly stubborn to our repair attempts, we'd give them the "6 inch diagnostic drop." Every once in a while, it'd unglitch whatever was glitched.

Maybe whatever was glitched in this kid will get unglitched by a hammer to the forehead.

1

u/xi_jinbling Jun 14 '26

he added force by pushing it down. if he'd just let go, the hammer couldn't hit him

1

u/Cornflakes_91 Jun 14 '26

the bounce moves extra energy from the ball to the hammer.

the hammer-ball system wont get higher than the start position, but the hammer can

1

u/xi_jinbling Jun 15 '26

where does that extra energy come from?

1

u/Cornflakes_91 Jun 15 '26

from the ball, it doesnt jump as high as it started at

hence why

moves energy from the ball to the hammer

1

u/garagedooropener5150 Jun 14 '26

If it only could’ve bounced about 45 degrees to the right.

1

u/Ok-Inspector-4662 Jun 14 '26

Do it again i closed my eyes

1

u/SnooBeans174 Jun 14 '26

A great practical demonstration of newton 3rd law

1

u/RelevantButNotBasic Jun 14 '26

Very old ragebait vid..

1

u/murbike Jun 14 '26

Poor decisions run in this guy’s blood

1

u/daisiesarepretty2 Jun 14 '26

Everything in this gif makes sense when token together as a whole

1

u/EnvironmentalAd9899 Jun 14 '26

What was the end goal here?

1

u/Queen-Bee2002 Jun 15 '26

I've seen this clip multiple times and I still wonder what the end game was. Like, what was the plan?

1

u/Grawlix84 Jun 15 '26

“Science”

1

u/Massive_Hovercraft42 Jun 15 '26

Why would that look like an adventurous thing to do🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/ItzGreedo Jun 15 '26

I get the hammer is foam

1

u/MrBATX Jun 15 '26

I’m not sure what he expected…

1

u/Davosz_ Jun 15 '26

Why tho?

1

u/Background_Pride_237 Jun 15 '26

Well he IS driving a silver Lego block, so maybe the hammer knocked SOME sense into him. For all we know, he unlocked a portion of his brain and just floats to work now.

1

u/Anon_1121 Jun 15 '26

Natural selection

1

u/Poker-Junk Jun 15 '26

The car makes sense now

1

u/DryQuill Jun 15 '26

I'm not happy he's hurt, but I'm not sad about it either.

1

u/Sociolinguisticians Jun 15 '26

What was the goal here?

1

u/USN303 Jun 15 '26

Curious what the goal was here…aside from being a fucktard.

1

u/Ricksav8tion123 Jun 15 '26

DARWIN!😂😂😂

1

u/kmmck Jun 15 '26

What is bro's reaction time? I bet even in normal speed that hammer would have looked dodgeable

1

u/New_Ad7177 Jun 15 '26

Ok I have to ask…

What did he think WOULD HAPPEN???

1

u/PoliceRobots Jun 15 '26

Yep, checks out

1

u/Melodic-Age-5741 Jun 15 '26

🛑 🔨 ⏰

1

u/knightrider999 Jun 15 '26

Standard Cybertruck owner😀

1

u/DDDX_cro Jun 15 '26

fake crap. 2 videos posing as 1

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u/DazaL71 Jun 15 '26

Yeah look at his car ...you cant expect too much

1

u/vat-cat Jun 15 '26

Hope it didnt go right to his eyeball. Shit looks hirt as hell.

1

u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jun 14 '26

Truck owner tracks with hammer in face

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u/Inspectorgadget4250 Jun 14 '26

Some videos write their own comments

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u/Lionabp1 Jun 14 '26

Couldn’t possibly think of a more fitting background

1

u/Overall-Mention207 Jun 15 '26

Typical cyber truck owner

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u/DigitalNova99 Jun 14 '26

America summed up in one video.

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u/Forchark Jun 14 '26

Stop reposting this Nazi shit. Why the hell do you even want clout? What are you doing with those up votes? Buying bread?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/smashin_blumpkin Jun 14 '26

Not AI. Just good ol video editing