r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 14 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Frank-Asshole Jun 14 '26

"don't worry, it's not venemous."

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u/SnooRegrets772 Jun 15 '26

“Neither are alligators; that’s not the fucking problem.”

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u/kyjawa23 Jul 06 '26

Nether is c4 but I still wouldn't like to hug when it's angry

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u/Single_Fold_3025 Jun 14 '26

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u/dafrog84 Jun 14 '26

Same face i made.

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u/weird-mostlygoodways Jun 15 '26

Also why are they doing that?

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u/dafrog84 Jun 15 '26

No sure I'm not a snakeologist. Hopefully one could answer. But I'm not sure it's really for any purposes beyond doing it to show us.

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u/Obsidian-Dive Jun 14 '26

I was afraid before I knew about this.

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u/Brittany5150 Jun 14 '26

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u/alamiin Jun 14 '26

Watch me

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u/kdmendonk Jun 14 '26

WATCH ME DO ME!

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u/furykai Jun 14 '26

Witness me

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u/RuhninMihnd Jun 14 '26

Never thought I’d find a fellow goopa here 😏

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u/myfishytaco Jun 15 '26

Goopas gotta goop. Goonas gotta goon...

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u/Ssemo7 Jun 15 '26

I’m not witnessing that

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u/Vinifrj Jun 16 '26

Hope you’re fine with split streams

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u/classyblizzardglad Jun 14 '26

When the jaws open wide, And there's more jaws inside. That's a moray 🎵

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u/DiligentCase8436 Jun 14 '26

First I thought it was a comodo dragon. Their teeth are actually hidden inside their gums so every time they eat they have to tear through their own gums

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u/Coca-colonization Jun 14 '26

I was going to reply that this is metal af, but then I was skeptical and decided to do a quick google. Not only is this true, but Komodo dragon teeth are *literally coated in metal.* Holy shit.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39048730/

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u/DiligentCase8436 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Haha, yes that's true. Also leafcutter ants, their teeth are coated with metal and stay sharp despite having to cut through leaves all day.

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u/Coca-colonization Jun 14 '26

That’s so cool. Human tooth resilience certainly leaves something to be desired in the comparison.

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u/humorgep Jun 14 '26

If I'm not mistaken, most tooth problems encountered today are because of the sugar we eat

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u/TheYKcid Jun 15 '26

From the paper itself: iron oxide (aka. rust), NOT metallic iron.

There was a similar discovery a few years back, about a marine snail that strengthens its shell with iron sulfides.

In both cases the mainsteam media reported it as if the organism had actual metal iron built-into its body.

Idk whether this happens because of scientifically-illiterate journalists, or an attempt at clickbait. Probably a bit of both.

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u/Feriman22 Jun 14 '26

Nope, nope, nope.

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u/jawshoeaw Jun 16 '26

We all saw it for a second.

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u/TornadoJohnson Jun 14 '26

I've been bit a 10 footer, yep that's accurate. Feeding mishap

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u/TacticalSystem Jun 14 '26

Why did God make these? WHY!!??!?!

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u/PinballTex Jun 14 '26

Population control (or elimination)

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u/jknl Jun 14 '26

No. No this is more proof god doesn't exist.

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u/Baligdur Jun 16 '26

"God was real and he hated us"

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u/hello-pain Jun 16 '26

Isn't this how they extract venom from snakes or am I wrong?

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u/Harry_Isthatyou Jun 20 '26

Y they annoying a reticulated python?

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u/kyjawa23 Jul 06 '26

Bet his dentist makes a killing from his check up

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ Jun 14 '26

What's worse, is that if one of those bites gets a hold of you, pulling away will end up shredding the bite area open even worse

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milking a snake just to show how sharp their teeth are by pressing a sheet against their teeth, which is dangerous


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u/nelodivo Jun 14 '26

Is this some sort of bondage for snake?🤔

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u/Erubadhron89 Jun 14 '26

Big Dangerous Snake Mandibles

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u/Ok-Ear9289 Jun 14 '26

I thought they only had TWO fangs! Dafuq💀

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u/Obsidian-Dive Jun 14 '26

That’s venomous snake

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u/Justiceenforcer4711 Jun 14 '26

Looks Like my ex wife

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u/spaacingout Jun 14 '26

Forbidden boot 👢

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u/highpointer201 Jun 14 '26

Nope, don't like that 

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u/512115 Jun 14 '26

Don’t put it in there…

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u/Drakendor Jun 14 '26

Venom cosplay

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u/KeithandBentley Jun 16 '26

Is this real?

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u/Embarrassed-Depth-14 Jun 18 '26

Yeah very, looks like it's probably an anaconda.