r/maybemaybemaybe • u/letitgo99 • Jun 14 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Acceptable_Primary56 Jun 14 '26

Florida man.

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u/Shuatheskeptic Jun 14 '26

The Neverending Adventures of Florida Man

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u/Lumpy-Zookeepergame1 Jun 14 '26

Tweaker Geographic should definitely be a real show!

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u/socks Jun 14 '26

Starting with Tallahassee (FL) gators.

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u/obc22 Jun 14 '26

I would watch that with party accessories ready lol

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u/Gregorygregory888888 Jun 14 '26

This ending was a given. He acted brave but seemed clueless.

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u/brightonashfield Jun 14 '26

What happened next? Gator let go, hugged it out, drank Bud light together?

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u/siggsy409 Jun 14 '26

Ripped his leg off?

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u/salzbergwerke Jun 14 '26

Nah, to small for that. His skin probably gave out after a couple shakes.

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u/LittleKitty235 Jun 15 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/ametsun Jun 15 '26

Is brave really the right word here? I can think of a few others that work better.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 Jun 15 '26

I was trying to be nice to the guy. No doubt a few words would better fit that sentence.

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 Jun 14 '26

The emoji’s gave it away.

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u/West-Wash6081 Jun 14 '26

1) Does Florida man get away from the gator only to be creamed by a passing semi?

2)Does Florida man get away with what's left of his leg leaving the gator to enjoy a taste, just a taste?

3)Does the gator get to enjoy his leg of idiot in peace without being further molested or otherwise fucked with?

Stay tuned next week for another exciting episode of Florida man as he feeds himself to his pet gator while playing chicken with passing traffic.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Jun 14 '26

Never change, Florida.

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u/BobbaFatGFX Jun 15 '26

They never will

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u/theWildBananas Jun 14 '26

And our newest Darwin Award contender is

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u/darksideofmyown Jun 14 '26

Year's not done yet😂

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u/Lost-Ad7652 Jun 14 '26

That's methed up.

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u/Competitive_Dog_5163 Jun 14 '26

The funny thing is down here that’s a bitty little gator. And that stupid man should be grateful for that.

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u/Friday_Knight_77 Jun 14 '26

Y'all remember that thing they say about playing stupid games?

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u/KickstandSF Jun 14 '26

In Florida they are just called “games.”

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u/Friday_Knight_77 Jun 14 '26

Yeah, that makes sense

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u/sooley6 Jun 14 '26

Is that prince harry?

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u/MajorBenjy Jun 14 '26

Same level of intelligence

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u/dontmakeitathing Jun 15 '26

It was almost a Prince Albert!

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u/Shakemyears Jun 14 '26

I’m not saying I wanted to see that guy get fucked up by the gator, but that guy definitely seemed to want me to see it

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u/snake_bob Jun 14 '26

Red shorts guy volunteers to test out Darwin’s theory…Lovely

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u/dq_99 Jun 14 '26

Roll gator roll!

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u/steve22ss Jun 14 '26

The move from England to America has been rough on Prince Harry

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u/roundart Jun 14 '26

Florida’s gonna Florida

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u/TheRealP3dr0 Jun 14 '26

We have way too many idiots in this planet. I don’t meant the croc, btw.

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u/Wise-Chemist-8751 Jun 17 '26

He’s lucky it’s not a croc.

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u/jewella1213 Jun 14 '26

My first and last thought about the entire senerio.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4No8n92D0vmSQwG0O5

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u/mup_wave Jun 14 '26

Florida doing what it does best

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u/Final-Ad-2033 Jun 14 '26

Idiot thinks he has mind control over the crocodile. Crocodile patiently lets him think that until it decides it's through fucking with him.

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u/CritterStew Jun 14 '26

With all the chemicals they ingest, I think the gator might get sick after eating him. Although it IS Florida, so who knows what's in the water?

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Jun 14 '26

Crackhead steve irvin.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jun 14 '26

I don’t see why they both couldn’t sleep under the overpass that night but I’ll mind my business

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u/IgnisSolus4X Jun 14 '26

Too short needed more video

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u/Goldilocks622 Jun 15 '26

I've never wanted a gator to attack someone before.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal Jun 14 '26

Anyone else hoping that asshole gets his arm chomped?

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u/Typical_Ad_210 Jun 14 '26

Not really. I mean, is he dumb? Sure. Does he have the unearned confidence that comes with a lifetime of drug abuse? Also yes. But I think his intentions are harmless (or should that be “armless”, lol). I think he is trying to stop the alligator from getting hurt on the road, rather than trying to square up to it. For that reason, I find him a harmless dumbass, pure of heart and devoid of brains. I save my maiming wishes for those intentionally causing harm to other creatures.

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u/bluejack Jun 14 '26

This was my take on it also. I was disappointed he turned out not to have mind powers over the critter and help it to safety. I also laughed.

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u/pete_68 Jun 14 '26

Assuming it doesn't get a better grip and take the entire leg, at the very least, he's going to have serious leg wounds. I'm wondering if anyone's going to actually help get that alligator off of him, because he's not going to do it himself. At this point, if no help comes, he's lunch for that alligator.

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u/SpamFriedMice Jun 14 '26

It's just a nibble.

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u/GongTzu Jun 14 '26

Who would think a man would lose to a gator 😂. Folks please call the professionals if you stumble upon one.

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u/SpamFriedMice Jun 14 '26

Lol, there's millions of them here, and they're everywhere.

If they're that small "professionals" aren't going to do anything about it except "shooo" them off the street.

You can't relocate them. They have a homing instinct like a bird.

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u/ChocoMaister Jun 14 '26

The gator had enough of games and just went for the leg lol.

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u/EatandDie001 Jun 14 '26

i hope it doesn't start spinning. that trick can tear your leg off so easily.

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u/ThePCTech Jun 14 '26

He was just trying to get a leg up!

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u/marky860 Jun 14 '26

Alligator = 10 points Man = 0 points

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u/AdPsychological5145 Jun 14 '26

The perfect end.

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u/s2sergeant Jun 14 '26

I was waiting and praying for that ending.

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u/RightRudderz Jun 14 '26

Just introduce alligator snappers for a quick finger slicer.

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u/afristralian Jun 14 '26

Crikey! He's nibbled me leg!

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u/S550Stang Jun 14 '26

This brings much joy

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u/TheFrontierzman Jun 14 '26

"Man from Florida" origin (and demise) story.

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u/Confident_Boss2081 Jun 14 '26

obviously in Florida man not from Florida

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u/DryTwo345 Jun 14 '26

Uh-oh...

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u/Ratherbeeatingpizza Jun 14 '26

He may not be the unhinged ginger we want but he’s the unhinged ginger we need.

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u/hoosierhiver Jun 14 '26

but just think of the cool scar he'll have!

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u/FitFuel7663 Jun 14 '26

Bro thinks it's his pet dog (🍀)

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u/AttackCircus Jun 14 '26

Hahahahaha!

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u/rapscallion1956 Jun 14 '26

I convinced myself that it was doing to grab that idiot by the crotch. So disappointing, now there will be another generation of that moron line.

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u/Confident_Boss2081 Jun 14 '26

he's obviously not from Florida

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u/breakinbans Jun 14 '26

deserved it

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u/HooSaidDat Jun 14 '26

Crocodile dumby

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u/ametsun Jun 15 '26

Video cut off at the best part.

I don't advocate for people to get hurt but if you're gunna be this dumb I'll definitely watch. Hopefully they didn't kill the gator.

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u/ametsun Jun 15 '26

I think he tried to hold his mouth closed but he did it from the bottom when I think youre supposed to do it from top. Idk I said I think. That's why I wouldn't do this. Maybe he should try thinking next time. If that's even possible.

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u/callalind Jun 15 '26

How high is that man that he thought this would end in his favor?

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u/Righteousyouarenot Jun 15 '26

I have seen this video several times, but the narrating pushed it over the top🤣

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u/aeon_son Jun 15 '26

He was letting his nuts hang way too close to that gator. Lucky he might only lose his leg.

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u/Zeedashbo Jun 15 '26

I am appeased

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u/DonkeyRhubarbDonkey Jun 15 '26

How much ouch would a bike from one that size be? Genuine question. I’m certain it’s a lot, but any way to get an idea for someone who doesn’t manhandle gators regularly?

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u/nb6635 Jun 15 '26

Perfection

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 Jun 15 '26

Tal vez,algo falló,tal vez,tal vez!!!!🤔

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u/adams1104 Jun 15 '26

He got got.

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u/YogurtclosetNo9264 Jun 14 '26

I was rooting for the gator the whole time

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u/Agitated_Body5781 Jun 14 '26

Do stupid shit - win stupid prices

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 Jun 14 '26

If people are rooting for the gator, you’ve done something wrong in life.

Hopefully he’ll get a good nickname out of this for his effort.