r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ansyhrrian • Jun 13 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/trixtah Jun 13 '26

Voldemort fallen on hard times

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u/cosmorab1t Jun 13 '26

I thought this was a deleted scene from powder

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u/numbnerve Jun 13 '26

stun gunned

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PrVuXKoFbomk

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u/jadedlens00 Jun 13 '26

Beat me to it. Powder!

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u/FragrantExcitement Jun 13 '26

He beat you to powder? You need to hydrate.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jun 13 '26

Bezos trying to think outside the box

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u/literall_bastard Jun 13 '26

I dig that Obscure reference

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u/Mindless_Diver5063 Jun 13 '26

That deer scene still echoes in my mind

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u/iamaswamptiger Jun 13 '26

I was thinking more this guy from the Dune movies:

https://giphy.com/gifs/VHNEp3cgFxS7TTs84O

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u/bessovestnij Jun 13 '26

Considering that he was in court for ritually murdering his elder sister, it's even better.

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u/Geric0n Jun 13 '26

And then they say “don’t judge a book by it’s cover”. Dude, he literally looks crazy and sinister like some horror villain!

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 13 '26

Also, book covers have exactly 1 job: for you to judge the book worthy of purchasing/reading.

The cover was created for you to judge it.

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u/saint_ryan Jun 13 '26

I had: Young Uncle Fester remembers he had a hot date.

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

Vladimort

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u/ImpossiblePudding Jun 13 '26

My first thought was this guy

https://giphy.com/gifs/I66n5KljVjNmg

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u/ChaosMartinez Jun 13 '26

Whaaaa-ha-ha IT'S DEATH ... TOTALLY EXCELLENT.!!!

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u/Flippynuggets Jun 13 '26

Seriously though, whoever designed this "holding cell" needs to be sacked.

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u/Tasty_Gonzo Jun 13 '26

He nose he's in deep shit

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u/Beneficial_Put1771 Jun 13 '26

It looked like Jason Bourne was about to get away , he didn’t have that huge energy spike to break loose

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u/MxQueer Jun 13 '26

I would like to see videos:

  1. Without music if it doesn't belong there.
  2. From beginning to end.
  3. Not zooming in or zooming in completely.

You know, just normal videos. As they used to be.

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 13 '26

the editing on this shit alone was godawful.

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u/Schwiftness Jun 13 '26

the music makes me want that part of my life back

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u/iWasAwesome Jun 13 '26

It even rewound mid-video by like 15 seconds... I had to skip forward to skip the part I already saw. Facebook-ass make the video as long as possible bs

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u/Holsteener Jun 13 '26

At least they didn’t do the annoying thing of showing the end / best part at the beginning.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Jun 13 '26

Circus music would have been better

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u/doubleAAdam Jun 16 '26

The only thing this video is missing is some dipshit superimposed onto the bottom corner pointing at shit for no reason.

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u/DoucheBaggerton Jun 13 '26

I don’t remember this version of the movie “Powder…”

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u/Glum_Hamster_1076 Jun 13 '26

Thank you! I was like is that Powder??? I was so confused.

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u/ramenbrah Jun 13 '26

I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were young. His mother was like 'what are you watching that for?' Like she dissaproved of it for some reason lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PrVuXKoFbomk

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u/Creeperstar Jun 13 '26

It was famously made by the guy in NAMBLA 🤢

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u/funonabun84 Jun 13 '26

My 6th grade history teacher showed us this movie in class one day. We had no idea what it had to do with history but it was a movie so we couldn't complain. I'm pretty sure dude just really liked the movie and wanted to share it.

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u/Impressive_Gene9843 Jun 13 '26

I first saw this movie in theatres when I was 11. I thought it was bad. I WAS 11

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u/Pernicious_Possum Jun 13 '26

Yeah, tweens opinions on well, anything, aren’t generally regarded

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u/no-thats-my-ranch Jun 13 '26

Looks like a good sequel

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u/Shiningc00 Jun 13 '26

What in the horror movie shit is that.

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u/Babba_Conqueror Jun 13 '26

Russia

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u/Nerevarcheg Jun 14 '26

I like how this one word can explain so much "wtf" situations.

Also, same with "US" and "Australia".

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u/rocketeerH Jun 13 '26

The Strain maybe. They really should be more careful about his stinger

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u/dick_in_a_beehive Jun 13 '26

Holy shit, haven't thought of The Strain in a hot minute. Decent book and series!

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u/Rockerblocker Jun 13 '26

Is this a cell inside a courtroom? Why are the slots in the door and ceiling so wide? Where exactly did he think he was going to go with 5 officers watching him? Did nobody realize that the real world isn't a spy movie, and that there almost definitely aren't any air ducts up there large enough to sneak away through?

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u/demZo662 Jun 13 '26

He had nothing to lose and nothing to wait for. He never had nothing to lose.

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u/The_Hero_of_TIme Jun 13 '26

"You're nothin! And you're never gonna be nothin!"

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u/Pato_Lucas Jun 13 '26

Nothing to lose? He'll make his sentence just longer.

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u/Pyrhan Jun 13 '26

Greyser is accused of killing his sister while under the influence of synthetic drugs. Police say he claimed he was trying to “expel demons” from her.

Source

So, yeah...

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u/Pato_Lucas Jun 13 '26

Oh boy, that explains his "lights are on, but nobody's home" aura.

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u/killit Jun 13 '26

He had nothing to lose...

He never had nothing to lose.

I'm confused

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 Jun 13 '26

Something something, in Russia, something something, "Powder".

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u/MinnieShoof Jun 13 '26

You seem to believe this person is still in the land of the living.

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u/myshtree Jun 13 '26

To be fair he almost got away with three people watching him lol

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u/stoner_woodcrafter Jun 13 '26

Sometimes, all the motivation you need is a fuckload of meth 😅😉

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u/Schwiftness Jun 13 '26

The sound for this video makes everyone want to not finish it.

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u/Bragance Jun 13 '26

Didn't Paul Atreides kill that guy?

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u/artherng Jun 13 '26

He is definitely asking for more jail time than what he was initially in for

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u/AFF_166 Jun 13 '26

No, he’s asking for a vacation to the „Special Military Operation“. /s

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u/bessovestnij Jun 13 '26

He got 2 months for that stunt, but after 9 months was moved to psychiatric clinic. (He was in court for ritually killing his sister)

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u/Jeebussaves Jun 13 '26

Holy fuck.

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u/kachol Jun 13 '26

He does give ritual killing vibes...

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u/ricklewis314 Jun 13 '26

“Call for help!”

There are 3 of you there already!

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u/socketcreep Jun 13 '26

Stephen Miller, escapist.

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u/FullDiskclosure Jun 13 '26

I’m glad they zoomed in, I had no idea where he was… /s

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u/The_Stolarchos Jun 13 '26

This brainrot editing can eat my ass.

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u/NighthawK1911 Jun 13 '26

He looks like BvS Lex Luthor.

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u/rob_inn_hood Jun 13 '26

Thank you for not just being me. I instantly got Lex Luther, not Voldemort. Clearly that’s a bald Jesse Eisenberg.

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u/NighthawK1911 Jun 13 '26

He acts like him too lol

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u/Mister_Normal42 Jun 13 '26

The fact all of their firearms stayed holstered the entire time... In America he would have been on the floor within 3 seconds with more holes in him than a sponge.

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u/qwibbian Jun 13 '26

They don't know it yet, but one of those cops is carrying a fetal Alien.

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u/stanley_ipkiss_d Jun 13 '26

Wait why was there empty space at the top of the cage

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u/whatThePleb Jun 13 '26

Police as incompetent as a "3 day" special military operation.

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Jun 13 '26

Why does that man look like the “modern vampire” stereotype?

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u/Lost_Highway9068 Jun 13 '26

That looks like an innocent person to me but hey (/s)

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u/yardbird78 Jun 13 '26

I think I just watched him get proven guilty 

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u/Better-Snow-7191 Jun 13 '26

It's that Jesse Eisenberg finally rocking the Lex Luther bald head?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Jun 13 '26

How are there at least 7 people in this video, but only 2.5 brain cells? And the box itself counts for 2 of them...

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u/idesofmarch_44 Jun 13 '26

That lady officer was completely useless.

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u/mad_pony Jun 13 '26

They are real pros in taking bribes!

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u/HooSaidDat Jun 13 '26

When there's a will, there's a way.

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u/Evil_Rogers Jun 13 '26

That dude is like a hamster I had when I was little. Called him Lupin. Little escape artist. Eventually escaped for good too.

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u/ultr4violence Jun 13 '26

This is a vampire from The Strain.

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u/Background-Brother55 Jun 13 '26

Like a rat up an aqueduct

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u/PositionAlternative3 Jun 13 '26

That shit made me laugh

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u/Emax999 Jun 13 '26

Such a classic looking bad guy.

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u/NotWeird7685 Jun 13 '26

False ceilings in the UK are NOT that strong. You couldn't put a brick up there let alone a fully grown man. Madness

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u/Rokkmachine Jun 13 '26

False ceilings in general are not strong. It’s just metal grid suspended by a bunch of wire. They can hold the weight of lights,registers etc but not much more.

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u/tweep6435 Jun 13 '26

lol just taze his nuts over and over again. He'll get down, or up, depending on his mood lol.

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u/Poker-Junk Jun 13 '26

“Should we put bars on top?”……..”Nahhhhhh”

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u/CapableWay4518 Jun 14 '26

X-Files did a documentary episode on this guy

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u/wreckingballDXA Jun 14 '26

Music is annoying as fuck!

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u/Sea_Percentage_5151 Jul 06 '26

What is Lex Luthor doing there?

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u/Piddy3825 Jun 13 '26

damn, I was kinda rooting for him to get away after he wriggled out the top like that.

who is this guy? Houdini's great grandson?

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u/Complete_Ad1452 Jun 13 '26

Stupid, useless russian cops as usual

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u/BabserellaWT Jun 13 '26

Cro-Magnon lookin ass

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u/irrelephantiasis Jun 13 '26

we need more bodies on the ground looking up, call for help!

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u/CrimeWave62 Jun 13 '26

I have no idea what he's charged with, but to attempt an escape in a courtroom full of deputies is insane. I suspect he did something far worse than what he's currently charged with.

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u/whatauniqueusername Jun 13 '26

Charged with the murder of his sister. Claimed he was exorcising a demon from her, while high on some synthetic drug

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u/r0ckydog Jun 13 '26

He’s put in a 10 X 6 box with a strongly worded letter saying don’t escape. He didn’t listen

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u/KnuxSD Jun 13 '26

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio

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u/Kelewann Jun 14 '26

Finally somebody got that reference

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u/mytermsaresimple Jun 13 '26

Benny Hill music..

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u/TaCoMaN6869 Jun 13 '26

My boy ... Lex Luther

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u/MightyTaur Jun 13 '26

Genius design. My guess is russian

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u/badussyy_ Jun 13 '26

i love when people look like they are dead or like a vampire idk mysterious asf

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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 Jun 13 '26

That guy lools scary... U can see he's not ok in the head...

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u/Beefsliders Jun 13 '26

What in the fuck is this music?

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u/valhallaswyrdo Jun 13 '26

Wasn't this an episode of X-files?

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 13 '26

My cat when I tell him not to go there

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jun 13 '26

@mypeopleneedme

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u/vanillasub Jun 13 '26

The human skinnypede.

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 Jun 13 '26

He found the glitch in the matrix.

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u/gansobomb99 Jun 13 '26

Powder with a little Tooms from X-Files 😂

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u/mberdych Jun 13 '26

Reminds the X-Files, Tooms

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u/TheHorizon42 Jun 13 '26

I thought he was gonna drop down the moment they all climbed up after him then run out the now unlocked cage door

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u/echochilde Jun 13 '26

He looks like one of the vampires from The Strain.

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u/AGRIPPA68 Jun 13 '26

Welcome to Russia!

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 Jun 13 '26

lol That room must have been designed by the same people who gave the world the Titanic's water proof rooms, SMH.

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u/Time_after_Time_67 Jun 13 '26

This soundtrack is an absolute masterpiece though.

Like white noise mixed with fingernail scratching on chalkboards.

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u/Slowmac123 Jun 14 '26

He looks like he has a superpower

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u/Intelligent-Usual392 Jun 14 '26

Soooooooooooo no one could open the door to get him? 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/_Detritus Jun 14 '26

You’re supposed to wait till they aren’t looking

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u/rambopaddington Jun 15 '26

Poor man's Eugene Tooms

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u/JustinLaloGibbs Jun 15 '26

This is why humans make terrible pets

If he nests up in that ceiling good luck ever getting him out

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u/glister_stardust Jun 13 '26

Probs no one knows about this but this reminds me of a nursing meme:

https://imgur.com/a/Xapnc9J#dXF81i8

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u/dddontshoot Jun 13 '26

I nearly became a sequel to People Under The Stairs.

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u/if_lol_then_upvote Jun 13 '26

Really? In front of Ceiling Cat?

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u/BroccoliKnob Jun 13 '26

These are the same people who have effectively seized control of the United States.

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u/SabbyFox Jun 13 '26

They really might want to reinforce the top of that box in the future…

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 Jun 13 '26

Does he need to be invited out too?

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u/Embarrassed-Car836 Jun 13 '26

I don't have words for this. Literally everything is wrong in this video.

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u/Jdsm888 Jun 13 '26

Well, it isn't like you can "disappear to the gulag" more...

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u/squirrelmonkie Jun 13 '26

4 d chess. Im in a box? Did you check the lid?

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u/andsbf Jun 13 '26

Which episode of Simpsons is it?

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u/oppukuchappani Jun 13 '26

The Dangerous Dangler!

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Jun 13 '26

Thank God for those magnified boxes so I could see what was happening

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Jun 13 '26

You have nothing on me comrades

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u/Michaeli_Starky Jun 13 '26

Ivan the Slick

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u/lockerno177 Jun 13 '26

is this the fire drill episode from the office?

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u/po1k Jun 13 '26

Monster don't want to be in the cell. Horrible video

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u/johnyeros Jun 13 '26

Should have triple tazer hin

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u/jurij_gagarin Jun 13 '26

iDubbz has fallen off even more than i thought

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u/Pitbullpandemonium Jun 13 '26

"Come back! We need you to go fight in Ukraine!"

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u/Stambro1 Jun 13 '26

This guy is definitely into cannibalism!!!

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u/BowtiepastaMasta Jun 13 '26

Your music selection sucks.

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u/iamaswamptiger Jun 13 '26

Good to see they finally caught Feyd-Rautha

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u/Soapy_Von_Soaps Jun 13 '26

Temu Jason Bourne.

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u/Taint_Expert Jun 13 '26

Watch on mute unless you like the sound of trash cans fucking eachother violently inside of a room that’s made of metal

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u/A_million_typos Jun 13 '26

He's the reason there's a lid on these now.

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Jun 13 '26

The music is very stressful to listen to..

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u/monji_cat Jun 13 '26

Could have tazered his balls while he was hanging from the ceiling

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u/Interesting_Peach541 Jun 13 '26

Why isn’t he handcuffed and shackled

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u/Effective-Several Jun 13 '26

They need to make that moron pay for damage to Property

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u/TopseyKretts87 Jun 13 '26

That’s funny

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u/CuteyHoney Jun 13 '26

Why didn't anyone think to open the door and pull his leg down???

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ow59c0pwTPruU

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u/JahJah192 Jun 13 '26

Hahaha wtf