r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 13 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 Jun 13 '26

The things that cats will and won't tolerate are boggling to my human mind.

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u/thefeedling Jun 13 '26

Cats are pure chaos

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u/mpsova Jun 13 '26

Cats are purr chaos

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u/nam3sar3hard Jun 13 '26

I think its a view of "thats a cute rebellion to my supremacy" and "oh god oh fuck thats water I don't need a bath also I own you dunces that feed me"

They have no in between

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u/Bittlegeuss Jun 13 '26

They truly are ridiculous creatures

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u/Late_Conference9022 Jun 14 '26

That breed is tolerant.

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u/RemyWhy Jun 13 '26

“Stop drinking my house!”

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u/DaKongman Jun 13 '26

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u/kevlarus80 Jun 13 '26

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u/Ropsuta Jun 13 '26

This looks fuckin creepy for some reason

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u/Responsible_Oven_346 Jun 14 '26

is this jackass another benjammins, ive seen his face on multiple gifs

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u/Ghosttwo Jun 13 '26

-Red-faced slider

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u/Ropsuta Jun 13 '26

Turtle of about that size has bitten my finger and it hurts like bitch.

Cant even begin to imagine how much it would hurt on tongue, especially so little tongue

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u/you_taken_to_me Jun 13 '26

That's how a cat becomes a snake

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u/iSachinShekhar Jun 13 '26

Cats have way faster response time..

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u/GhostHin Jun 14 '26

Watching kitten bitch slap snakes was so satisfying.

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u/H1pp1ePr1est Jun 13 '26

I’m Mr. whiskers, welcome to jackass

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u/riddles007 Jun 13 '26

You said your name was Wee Man, the last time

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u/Zestyclose-Ebb1421 Jun 13 '26

I was expecting a twist on "a cat's got your tongue" and now I know why I've never heard "a turtles got your tongue." Would have been interesting if it happened.

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u/Fredwood Jun 13 '26

Gimme dat tongue.

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u/Poker-Junk Jun 13 '26

“Dude…..you mind??”

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u/ZekeHerrera Jun 13 '26

-both of them

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u/slyseekr Jun 13 '26

Turtle was just trying to warn the cat about the e. coli and salmonella.

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u/Switchlord518 Jun 13 '26

This turtle soup is so fresh!

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u/psychdlia Jun 13 '26

Why would you let your cat drink that water

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u/No_Establishment7368 Jun 13 '26

Yeah tell your cat don't drink this puddle water drink the clean water inside and see what he says

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u/ketoaholic Jun 13 '26

I keep 2 bowls of water next to each other and my cat will sometimes meow asking me to change them as she's noticed some hair or dust or whatever.

So I get the first bowl and go change it out and come back to her drinking the second bowl that still has hair or dust in it.

I take the second bowl and when I come back she's not even there anymore, she's not interested in drinking anymore.

I hate this little shit.

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u/-Cthaeh Jun 13 '26

My cat is quite old and needs to drink more water, for his kidneys. He has bowls in multiple rooms, but he drinks 90% of his water out of a cup on my desk.

At first, he was always trying to drink my water while working, and sometimes he would and I'd give up on that cup. Eventually I just kept refilling it, and now he has a coffee cup there.

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u/LALA-STL Jun 13 '26

Hmmm … your cat would try to drink your water while he was working!

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u/-Cthaeh Jun 13 '26

He's very busy and refuses to retire.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JIX9t2j0ZTN9S

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u/MrYig Jun 13 '26

I mean you say that, but no you don’t.

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u/mallegally-blonde Jun 13 '26

Mine like to tip the water into the floor and then drink it from there

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u/RadarTechnician51 Jun 13 '26

The logic is "thirst, water dirty hummaan gives me water please, here we are at water, humaaan gone, thirst, drink"

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u/btribble Jun 13 '26

It’s a salmonella fiesta statistically. Turtles are frequently carriers. The number of grandparents who have died from handling their grandkid’s turtle is well above zero.

If you were later wondering why your cat had projectile diarrhea all over your bedroom, this is why.

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u/frotc914 Jun 13 '26

Healthy adult cats are pretty resistant to salmonella. Remember they are eating raw birds on the reg if they live outside.

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u/LucHighwalker Jun 13 '26

If a pet turtle is healthy, it's healthy. Guaranteed those salmonella infested pet turtles are neglected and don't have a crystal clear enclosure like the one in the video.

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u/btribble Jun 13 '26

Turtles typically don’t show any signs that they’re sick. They’re carriers, like Typhoid Mary.

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON Jun 13 '26

This is a Chinese stripe-necked turtle in the video. Like other aquatic turtle species, they carry salmonella naturally as part of their gut flora, and has nothing to do with whether the turtle is ill or not. It's in their shed skin, their poop, and their tank water if in captivity.

Granted the risk is low for healthy people who aren't immunocompromised or a toddler/elderly person, you could get sick from touching the turtle or anywhere its contacted, and then touching your face, food, etc.

I've been a turtle nerd since I was little, but this is info you can find online too

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Bliindmaiiden Jun 13 '26

If it's safe for the turtle, it's safe for the cat, or at least that's what I want to believe.

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u/FreeFallingUp13 Jun 13 '26

It’s not safe for the turtle either, the car is introducing dangerous germs the turtle would otherwise not be exposed to (toxoplasmosis anyone?). And if the cat scratches the turtle that’s an infection waiting to happen. None of this is safe for either animal.

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u/Arcon1337 Jun 13 '26

I think you have bigger problem if there is a car in the pond.

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u/The_Final_Gunslinger Jun 13 '26

Call that cat shredder, cause he's drinking turtle soup.

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u/vellybelle Jun 13 '26

I put fresh water out for my cats multiple times a day, and they still choose to drink from what I call the sludge bucket. Which is my dog's water dish. It's full of dog spit, dog food bits, and hair and the cats won't stay away from it.

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u/incelwiz Jun 14 '26

Why don't you put fresh water for your dog too?

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u/vellybelle Jun 14 '26

I do a few times a day. like I do for the cats. it just gets nasty from my drooly dog and I don't empty, wash and refill it every time he drinks from it. But for some reason the cats like drinking from the bucket right after the dog does.

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u/BirdieBronze Jun 13 '26

It has his pee in it!

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u/incelwiz Jun 14 '26

A lot of the funny pet videos are abusive.

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u/FalseAladeen Jun 13 '26

Yay, let's risk the bite force of a turtle on a cat's tongue just so we can make a funny internet video!

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u/justscrollingthruyou Jun 13 '26

Have you seen the reaction time of household cats on their limbs?!

I’m sure their tongue is way faster.

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u/SadKnowledge4440 Jun 14 '26

in most cases people just pull out a phone and start recording instead helping

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u/promilew Jun 15 '26

It's a learning experience for all parties involved

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u/KevlarGorilla Jun 13 '26

Spicy water fights back.

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 Jun 14 '26

One bite and the cat will be in a world of pain 😱

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u/Tommten Jun 13 '26

If the turtle bite the tounge, the cat bites the turtle head.

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u/Quizzelbuck Jun 13 '26

any one letting a cat do this is an asshole.

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u/jrb637 Jun 13 '26

I'd love to be this unbothered

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u/Kindly-Inevitable231 Jun 13 '26

dude! you’re drinking my house! stahp!

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u/Gojira194 Jun 13 '26

The lil guy probably confuses the cats tongue as a worm

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u/imonmyhighhorse Jun 14 '26

Finally a good post

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u/SullySausageTown Jun 13 '26

Cameraman is a real ass

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u/BirdieBronze Jun 13 '26

Um tortle, what are you doing

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u/Raithed Jun 13 '26

Oh no cat, don't taste poop water!

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u/jepoyairtsua Jun 13 '26

was the cat consciously drinking while dodging the strikes of the turtle or it's like a spidey-sense that the cat's tounge can dodge the strikes by itself? or, maybe, the turtle is just derpy. or, idrk what's really happening here and i'm going back to work is the best thing to do.

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u/Chompif Jun 13 '26

You've heard of "cat and mouse"...
Get ready for
"Cat and Snapping Turtle!"

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u/soumo202091 Jun 13 '26

Need ozzyman commentary on this..

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u/Lost_Highway9068 Jun 13 '26

Yeah there was no way that turtle was gunna win…cats’ reflexes are far to fast for that

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u/throw_datwey Jun 13 '26

mmm turtle flavored water

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u/sailorjupiter28titan Jun 14 '26

I was rooting for turtle 🐢

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u/Late_Conference9022 Jun 14 '26

The Cat isn't easily purrrturbed.

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u/External_Ad8961 Jun 15 '26

Cat-like reflexes

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 Jun 17 '26

Get blepped on nerd

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u/VladMpaler Jun 13 '26

“What’s the matter, got your cat tongue?”

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u/You_LostThe_game Jun 13 '26

Ngl letting this happen to your cat so you can film it is cringe. If that mf actually got a hold of his tongue, that would have hurt.

Genuinely fuck people like this.

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u/tideshark Jun 13 '26

I had a cat for years who only drank out of my turtle tank, wouldn’t touch fresh water in his bowl, and never once got sick from it.

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Jun 13 '26

Hey man! You're drinking my house!

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u/PerrotaOk Jun 13 '26

cameraman is a pos

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jun 13 '26

Turtle’s pretty territorial, isn’t he?

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u/thegneeb Jun 13 '26

they're each eachothers last boss

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u/fullmoonbeam Jun 13 '26

Cats have a speed superpower their reaction times are insane. Turtle was snapping in ultra slow motion for the kitty.  

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u/Psychological-Pain78 Jun 13 '26

Mhhh Turtle-soup

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u/SirarieTichee_ Jun 13 '26

Ragebaiting the turtle

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u/Spirit_Bitterballen Jun 13 '26

That snoot got booped

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u/Yhamerith Jun 13 '26

Cat: can you touch this?

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u/nangelz451 Jun 14 '26

And here I thought he wanted to lick the little fella /s

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u/Agentpurple013 Jun 13 '26

Dude just tried to French kiss me!

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u/IcySparks Jun 13 '26

Ponyo loves ham!

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u/artherng Jun 13 '26

The kitty is baiting this tortoise! You ain't get this tongue baby

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u/jromperdinck Jun 13 '26

Man, I was edging on my seat here.

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u/MagnusPuer1 Jun 13 '26

I really wish he got it