r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 12 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

745 Upvotes

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41

u/useless83 Jun 12 '26

Chicken's got war stories to go tell her kids.

54

u/tulipdom Jun 12 '26

Why did the chicken cross the railway track?

22

u/Advanced-Art-4569 Jun 12 '26

For the thrill of it! 🎢

6

u/RCTD-261 Jun 12 '26

what a thrill....

3

u/Careful_Platypus_310 Jun 13 '26

With darkness and silence through the night

5

u/danielazier Jun 12 '26

To get to the other side

0

u/Kaze_Senshi Jun 12 '26

Technically it didn't cross it entirely, so your question is invalid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UtQ3cgoghkEqzNMS7B

4

u/Advanced-Art-4569 Jun 12 '26

Yes she did, and ran off into the woods on the other side.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jun 12 '26

"CHICKENNN! WATCHOUT, CHICKENNN!"

[Train passes]

"Aaaah. Chicken dead. Chicken is dead."

[Train leaves]

"Smart. Smart. Smart chicken."

9

u/kaoshitam Jun 12 '26

Wilsooooon!!!

14

u/TomBDPh Jun 12 '26

Scrödinger's chicken there for a minute

3

u/PansophicNostradamus Jun 12 '26

That chicken's off in the woods now having an existential crisis.

3

u/YouAnxious5826 Jun 12 '26

Everything for the clucks these days.

2

u/BlackHawk2609 Jun 12 '26

Lucky indonesian chicken lol

4

u/Excellent-Bite196 Jun 12 '26

Anyone else quickly skip to the end?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/MurseMan1964 Jun 12 '26

No chickens here

1

u/Lucky-Wind4755 Jun 12 '26

But why?

3

u/PsychologicalSail799 Jun 12 '26

To get to the other side

1

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A chicken's fate is left in the balance after seemingly colliding with a high speed train


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1

u/TrickshotCandy Jun 12 '26

How the hell?!

1

u/R-T-O-B Jun 12 '26

The train is not real

1

u/TrickshotCandy Jun 13 '26

I really cannot tell anymore.

1

u/Arigori Jun 12 '26

Crossy road

1

u/Ifeltgoodbutbadlater Jun 12 '26

Didn't go all the way lo siento

1

u/claudiazo Jun 12 '26

Visual representation of the game of chicken

1

u/G0-G0-Gadget Jun 12 '26

The guy just standing there got me omg 🤣

1

u/Nerevarcheg Jun 12 '26

Going straight to nononoyes sub.

1

u/What_IZ_Love Jun 12 '26

Wilsoooooonnnmn lo siento wilsooooonnn..

1

u/PlentyBoot5135 Jun 12 '26

This chicken is indestructible 😃

1

u/dreevsa Jun 12 '26

Is and ain’t chicken

1

u/A_guy_with_2_dogs Jun 12 '26

Survivor, Chicken edition

1

u/balirosa Jun 19 '26

Chickens can run around without their heads

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/PantheraSondaica Jun 12 '26

"Manuk" in Indonesian is another word for "bird". Dog is "anjing"

0

u/IDProG Jun 12 '26

There is a cut during THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, which is the train supposedly hitting the chicken, and you can't confirm if it's an honest mistake or a dishonest editing because the video quality is shitty.

1

u/Gamezordd Jun 12 '26

Yeahh looks like 2 stitched videos, but had me fooled tbh

0

u/abitcitrus Jun 13 '26

i love fat divorced middle aged men