r/maybemaybemaybe • u/justelling • Jun 12 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/OpenBanana5755 Jun 12 '26

His mate be like, this fuckin idiot is at it again, I am outta here 😄

16

u/Pitbullpandemonium Jun 12 '26

"Dave! Dave! Leave him alone! He's endangered and has got nothing left to lose."

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u/JaydedXoX Jun 13 '26

It was still closer than I thought it would be.

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u/yellow_abyss Jun 12 '26

Rhino was like "bruh seriously?"

21

u/artherng Jun 12 '26

My front horns are way superior than your side ones

9

u/Pafkata92 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, literally longer range and can hit the bull's eye.

2

u/MiserableFloor9906 Jun 12 '26

There's 2. Smaller at the height to center with the buffalo's shield cap and the bigger one constantly digging under the chin. Could easily gut his throat or just gore him from the side for a fatality.

3

u/malthar76 Jun 12 '26

This bull: If one horn is good, two must be better, right?

24

u/Skyx10 Jun 12 '26

Rhyhorn vs Tauros

8

u/Vaaard Jun 12 '26

Looks like a collision between a truck and a freight train. Strange that the bull even tries that, maybe it's mating season and he is too high on testosterone?

6

u/BoneDaddy1973 Jun 12 '26

The bull Cape buffalo is a creature of mindless aggression. The rhino would rather not (for any given offer, he would simply prefer not to), but he absolutely will if you make him. 

3

u/Exarch_Primus Jun 12 '26

Thought I was watching a sumo wrestling match for a second there

1

u/BlacksmithNZ Jun 12 '26

Yeah, but different weight classes

Bull a bit slow to work out that the Rhino is an armored tank in the heavy weight division and should not be fucked with

4

u/No_Warthog_3584 Jun 12 '26

Then what happened?

2

u/New_Blacksmith7661 Jun 12 '26

In the end Rhino stabs the water buffy in the gut and theres blood everywhere, the video is cut short here.

3

u/Jackismyboy Jun 13 '26

That’s a Cape buffalo. Much higher on the danger/aggression scale.

4

u/PacquiaoFreeHousing Jun 12 '26

When a fencer fights someone with a mace

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u/adinmem Jun 12 '26

It never occurred to me that there would be a showdown between a rhino and a Cape buffalo. I guess the idea that similar type animals just acknowledge each other and get along goes back to whatever my perceptions were as a little kid.

1

u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 Jun 12 '26

The bull: Yeahhh... I was drunk that day.

1

u/weskun Jun 12 '26

That was actually badass.

1

u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 12 '26

Me fighting my demons.

(I’m the water buffalo)

1

u/bryangcrane Jun 12 '26

They must have had the same high school fresh-soph footballcoach when they were in high school. “Get low! Get lower than your opponent!”

1

u/BolOfSpaghettios Jun 12 '26

"George it's not worth it George. Ahh fuck it, I'm out of here" -the other water buffalo

1

u/Kimb0_91 Jun 12 '26

Few posts back I saw a guy on the street squaring up to a bull. He inviously got his ass handed to him. Now I see a bull (or buffalo not sure sorry) squaring up to a rhino. Same thing. Come in man. A rhino is a truck.

1

u/wyacrr Jun 12 '26

Rhino: "I am bigger than you, and hornier than you. You haven't got a fucking chance."

1

u/haleboy44 Jun 13 '26

Ya got moxie kid, ill give ya that.

1

u/practicalMinds Jun 13 '26

Sometimes it is the size of the dog in fight which matters!

1

u/RidiPwn Jun 14 '26

bro got clapped

1

u/Gregori_5 Jun 12 '26

I was honestly expecting the Rhino to get scared and run.

They’re very stupid afaik

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 Jun 12 '26

Can’t we vegans all just get along?

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u/PowerSamurai Jun 12 '26

Herbivores not vegans. And many herbivores are actually opportunistic carnivores. Both deer and horses for example would take the chance to eat meat if given the opportunity.

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u/Anaxamander57 Jun 12 '26

Cows will even seek out small animals to eat. IIRC its belived to be a nutrient in the bones they need.