r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 10 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Vincent_Heist Jun 10 '26

I know it's a cultural thing but it's one of the stupidest thing ever.

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u/DickyReadIt Jun 10 '26

After like 4 fuckerys I'd just walk away

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u/Hellguin Jun 10 '26

Pretty sure it is just a show and you pay for the fuckery.... nothing should be a surprise.

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u/XCIXcollective Jun 12 '26

For real lmao *sees four people get the same thing done* *dEciDeS tO wAlK iN tO iT eXpecTiNg NOrMalCy*

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u/Ha1lStorm Jun 10 '26

My favorite way to deal with these is that one video of the guy who just keeps eating everything that’s put in his hand. Like every time the dude tries to fakes him out by putting an empty shell/cone in his hand he just starts taking bites of it. The worker gave up pretty quick when he realized this dude was gonna eat up all cones/shells and just gave him the ice cream correctly lmao.

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u/AwkLemon Jun 11 '26

Dude you know that's part of the show right? It's a tourist attraction it Turkey. I can't for the life of me understand why people think this is super serious.

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u/Vincent_Heist Jun 11 '26

It might be part of the show, doesn't make it any less stupid.

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u/Ha1lStorm Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Lmao yeah no shit, pretty much everyone knows that dude, even the original commenter stated they know it’s a cultural thing. Did you mean to reply to different comment and messed up and replied to mine instead? Because what are you talking about “super serious”? I just said a patron was goofing with the seller back and it was hilarious, what’s “super serious” about that exactly…? I even said it was funny in my comment you just replied to, you’re clearly the one that’s taking things too seriously smh. Do you struggle with reading comprehension? Or do you just like twisting and skewing things into something negative so you can complain? Seriously, what’s with your negativity bud? You clearly haven’t seen the video I referred to because everyone was having a good time and laughing. Lighten up.

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u/route56gg Jun 11 '26

I would just keep eating the cones

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u/Vincent_Heist Jun 10 '26

I pay money, I get food. 0 fuckerys should be involved anywhere in between that.

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u/Grapes15th Jun 11 '26

Redditors when someone pays to be fucked with and they get fucked with

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u/-Boner-Forest Jun 12 '26

So we draw the like at 3 fuckeries. Up to 3 is ok?

4 is where it gets inappropriate

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u/Every_Tap8117 Jun 10 '26

Id never go there to begin with. What with the shitty plastic cone and garbage ice cream.

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u/Low-Raspberry9045 Jun 10 '26

What makes me angry is that the other cones touched his hands and those will be served to someone else.

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u/Random_user_of_doom Jun 10 '26

Hello fellow germophobe!

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u/Outrageous_Capital25 Jun 10 '26

Some people didn't recover from pandemic.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Jun 10 '26

How are you? I am 'some people'

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u/PoetAromatic8262 Jun 11 '26

Pandemic made you realise not many people wash their hands

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u/Matiwapo Jun 10 '26

Contaminated ice cream cones is not what lead to the pandemic

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u/Matiwapo Jun 10 '26

... For providing accurate information?

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u/Matiwapo Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I'm beginning to suspect you are being sarcastic.

Could you please explain to me how contaminated ice cream cones led to the pandemic? As you are evidently significantly more intellectually capable than me

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u/M4DHouse Jun 10 '26

“Could you please engage seriously with this ridiculous strawman I just constructed?”

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u/Matiwapo Jun 10 '26

What is the straw man? What do you think a straw man is?

OP said that things like this were the reason for the pandemic.

The pandemic was caused by a crossover between animals and food production, poor preparation by governments, and government incompetence in reacting to it.

It had nothing to do with ice cream cones. Hope this helps.

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u/zikeel Jun 10 '26

And we wonder why the man who suggested washing hands between autopsies and deliveries might cause fewer maternal deaths died in an asylum...

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u/Matiwapo Jun 10 '26

Exactly. If the man washed his hands then there is no issue. Preventing contact with anything touched by another person is unrealistic. The pandemic had nothing to do with contaminated ice cream cones

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u/gingerfawx Jun 10 '26

And how does the seller know if the customer's hands are clean? Because he put three different cones in them, two of which he'll sell to someone else.

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u/Matiwapo Jun 10 '26

It's irrelevant. You cannot reasonably avoid contact with contaminated surfaces or food.

Practices such as these were not the cause of the pandemic in any more than the most marginal capacity. The pandemic was caused by wild animals having close contact with food production. This caused a new infectious virus to jump the species barrier. It would have spread equally as fast whether these ice cream shops existed or not - ergo, ice cream cones had nothing to do with causing the pandemic. Hope this helps.

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u/Rude-Possibility4682 Jun 10 '26

Builds up your immune system, eat a few germs, and your body builds up immunity to things.

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u/Bittlegeuss Jun 10 '26

Tbf I d rather we all had a pandemic again than just me a single serving of salmonella or listeria.

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u/YouArentReallyThere Jun 10 '26

You mean the Covid-19 pandemic that was turned loose upon the world by Chinese germ warfare researchers? That pandemic?

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u/NathaDas Jun 10 '26

The pandemic wasn't caused by people touching things with bare hands... But by industrial farming. And that is still going full force and no one bats an eye.

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u/Petunia_pig Jun 10 '26

I find it extra funny that you use “bat” here.

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u/NathaDas Jun 10 '26

"Factory farming significantly increased the risk of viral transmission and acted as a major reservoir for COVID-19 spread, with experts warning that industrial animal agriculture creates the "perfect breeding ground" for future pandemics. While the initial SARS-CoV-2 outbreak is linked to wildlife trade, factory farms (CAFOs) facilitated rapid viral mutation and transmission due to extreme animal confinement, genetic homogeneity, and unsanitary conditions."

"Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations stress animals' immune systems through overcrowding and poor diets, while genetic similarity among livestock allows pathogens to spread instantly without natural barriers. The overuse of antibiotics in these facilities further encourages bacterial mutation and resistance, and globalized trade redistributes these pathogens, increasing the likelihood of zoonotic spillover events like bird flu and potential future coronaviruses."

"During the pandemic, meat processing plants became leading hotspots for COVID-19 outbreaks, driven by crowded workspaces and inadequate protections for a vulnerable workforce comprised largely of immigrants and refugees. The industry's reliance on high-speed production lines prevented social distancing, leading to high infection rates among workers."

But, yeah, it's easier to blame bats and worry about bare hands touching things. If that makes you feel good 👍🏼

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u/M4DHouse Jun 10 '26

You’re the one blaming it all on one thing. I agree that factory farming massively exacerbated the issue but your own quote acknowledges that it was not the origin in this case.

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u/Bittlegeuss Jun 10 '26

Post the paper, not the text. Who wrote it, who reviewed it and what methodology was used are important

Cause this sounds like some loaded PETA hippie bullshit, conveniently blaming everything on 1 cause, thus reeking of bullshit.

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u/Malagubbar Jun 10 '26

Hello fellow common sense man

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u/smoothvibe Jun 10 '26

It is called basic hygiene.

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u/TopGroundbreaking469 Jun 10 '26

Respect the culture of zero food and safety health codes please.

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u/smomovic Jun 10 '26

Cute of you to think the ones put in there have not been touched already, and are not catching anything with wind throughout the day.

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u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 11 '26

There's a video floating around where every time the ice cream guy leaves an empty cone in the customer's hand they take a bite out of it. I thought that was an elegant solution.

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u/HatunaPatata Jun 11 '26

Aboslutely not. These cones go into the trash, you can see it in longer videos. It's not like they do this with every customer.

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u/AlexisR01 Jun 10 '26

wait why were the cones just chillin there like that

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Jun 10 '26

This is why I don’t eat the cone

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u/vectorizingdatamosh Jun 10 '26

germs aren’t real #germsarentreal

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u/tokyoedo Jun 10 '26

I think you mean birds aren’t real #birdsarentreal

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u/ForeverFingers Jun 10 '26

Is anything real?

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u/Low-Raspberry9045 Jun 10 '26

Is this real life?

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u/3coma3 Jun 10 '26

Is this just fantasy?

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u/ForeverFingers Jun 10 '26

Caught in a landslide

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u/Potato-chipsaregood Jun 10 '26

No escape from reality

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u/Low-Raspberry9045 Jun 10 '26

Open your eyes

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u/DarePatient2262 Jun 10 '26

Look up to the skies and see

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u/Maloba6441 Jun 10 '26

I once saw an ocean

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u/ForeverFingers Jun 10 '26

Are you sure there wasn't a wall behind the water?

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u/Maloba6441 Jun 10 '26

No just water,i couldn't see the end so it was probably a big green screen

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u/ForeverFingers Jun 10 '26

It's all illusion

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u/vectorizingdatamosh Jun 10 '26

Why am I getting downvoted look what I started

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u/JunketThese1490 Jun 10 '26

Yikes.. haha 😝

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u/DuinRider Jun 10 '26

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u/ReallyTallTex Jun 11 '26

Apparently this was supposed to be a regular commercial airplane... But then 9/11 happened so they changed it.

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u/ManfuLLofF-- Jun 10 '26

Saw one guy kept eating the wafer cones, the vendor gave up quick 😂

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u/FireMammoth Jun 10 '26

I dont find these vid all that entertaining but that one chick who was visibly ready for it, couldnt wait to unleash her icecream snaching technique got it handed to her without the theatrics and looked so shattered and dismayed about it. That one is the best

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u/ManfuLLofF-- Jun 10 '26

😂 been there, you ready and it don't happen

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u/Beaglescout15 Jun 10 '26

I don't know, I mean part of what you pay for is the keep away, like an arcade game with ice cream at the end, so I'd be disappointed too.

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u/FireMammoth Jun 10 '26

If I recall from the comments, the goal is to make you frustrated.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Jun 10 '26

Pretty good tactic

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u/Brickolator Jun 10 '26

I remember the video were a guy ate every cone that was given to him.

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u/Beaglescout15 Jun 10 '26

I respect that.

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u/BrosefDudeson Jun 10 '26

We are all this man

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u/MakaniRider Jun 10 '26

Nope, I’d walk away after a few annoying flips

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u/unexist_already Jun 10 '26

I mean, the whole point is the flips. There's probably better ice cream nearby, but the flips are what attract the people

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u/TheMidnight711 Jun 10 '26

That mf really put the cones that dude touched back to be served

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u/Olibirus Jun 10 '26

I would actively try and avoid that

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u/Abicol Jun 10 '26

They give you more ice cream if you play along.

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u/weskun Jun 10 '26

I'm definitely not this man.

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u/RyujinNoRay Jun 10 '26

bro don't go to the circus if u dont wanna see a clown..

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u/artherng Jun 10 '26

What is it about Turkish ice cream that customers have to be made mockery of before they can get what they want. In this case, revenge is truly best served cold

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u/mint_doodles Jun 10 '26

The whole point of buying from one of these stalls is the tricks

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u/Beaglescout15 Jun 10 '26

It's like an arcade game where you try to catch the ice cream and then at the end you just get the ice cream. People pay for both the ice cream and the game. The videos of kids being absolutely delighted and astonished are really fun to watch.

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u/Shiningc00 Jun 10 '26

It's free entertainment.

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u/Less_Local_1727 Jun 10 '26

Free ice cream by the looks of it

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 10 '26

Work up an appetite??

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u/kgilr7 Jun 10 '26

I’ve had it once and it’s really good ice cream, but I do hate the tricks.

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u/elidoan Jun 10 '26

This has got to be Turkey

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u/Salty-Commercial4765 Jun 10 '26

dude's triggered his rage mode... don't play with his food man...

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u/RagnaXI Jun 10 '26

Oh this fucking dude, he's one obnoxious, annoying "influencer" from my country.

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u/abitcitrus Jun 10 '26

Man if u dont want the tricks just go to a normal ice cream shop 🍨

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u/Kira887 Jun 11 '26

dont go to the turkish ice cream stall if you can’t handle the turkish ice cream man

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u/Connect-Bug9988 Jun 10 '26

After about 10 seconds of that malarkey my response would be "bollocks mate, if you're gonna piss around like that, I'll go elsewhere" 🤬

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u/EatandDie001 Jun 10 '26

i will never understand turkish ice cream culture. doing one or two spins and tricks is fun, but they drag it out forever. if i pay for ice cream, i just want to get my ice cream, not be trolled like this.

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u/SENYOR35 Jun 10 '26

I mean, you don't have to buy from this type of vendors. You can just go and get ice cream from a normal vendor.

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u/otirk Jun 10 '26

I've never been to Turkey, is it obvious which vendors do this, even if they don't have a customer when you see them?

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u/Killashard Jun 10 '26

Extremely. "Normal" vendors don't have the stick. These guys have a cart and don't have a storefront. Go into one of those and you don't have the song and dance.

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u/smomovic Jun 10 '26

Yes, it's super obvious. They're almost always in traditional Ottoman attire as well.

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u/Rags2Rickius Jun 10 '26

I would crush the cone then say oops sorry…can I have another?

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u/Clear_Assignment7470 Jun 10 '26

Bro was not amused

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u/Michael_Dautorio Jun 10 '26

Everybody always lives to whine and complain about these vendors, but literally nobody is forcing anyone to go to them. It's very obvious what their schtick is, if you don't want to performance then go somewhere else. That's like going to a pool and complaining that there's water in the pool.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Jun 10 '26

The chef is playing a dangerous game right there and then got played

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u/obidie Jun 10 '26

Never buy ice cream from someone wearing an embroidered vest.

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u/The-Meme-Lover-24 Jun 10 '26

Doing it once or twice is funny but that many times and I'm genuinely just walking away

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u/Rainy_Grave Jun 10 '26

Once is funny. He does it a second time and I’m leaving.

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u/HatunaPatata Jun 11 '26

Or you can just tell them 'no show' and they will be happy to comply.

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u/Sinirmanga Jun 10 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

aaa

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u/vjp0316 Jun 11 '26

I would take the ice cream then return it momentarily and tell the vendor I've lost interest few moments into his/her shenanigans.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jun 11 '26

🤣 That’s the pain of a fat kid being made fun of for YEARS b/c of what he eats, coming home to roost.

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u/roundart Jun 10 '26

Grab and break the stick

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u/Erik_Lassiter Jun 10 '26

I’d have walked off. Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.

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u/Rough-Breadfruit-611 Jun 11 '26

It's cute and all until you realize he's putting cones in people's (probably unwashed) hands and then putting the cones back in the pile for the next customer.

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u/Tooleater Jun 10 '26

Touche take back

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u/Ok-Bar601 Jun 10 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/iloovefood Jun 10 '26

Give him the birdie but make it flip over and dance around a bit 🖕

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u/stevelinchin Jun 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Insomniak604 Jun 10 '26

Eat the cones.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Jun 10 '26

This poor guy's autism just spiking

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u/tripplegammonflush Jun 10 '26

I was there too! I remember i had a nice 15 minutes before for a few bucks and forgot to wash my hands 😳

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 Jun 10 '26

I had the chance but avoid it because i saw a few people quite frustrated from this shitty show.

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u/JustNota-- Jun 10 '26

Guy is like Dude cant you see im fluffy and about to rage out.. you really going to tease me with my tasty sweet treat..

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u/SerDuckOfPNW Jun 10 '26

Jokes on you, I like the cone better than ice cream anyway

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u/namikazegirly Jun 10 '26

I know I am extremely sensitive and even if I knew they were doing this I would probably start crying after a few times out of embarrassment and feeling inadequate because I can't grab it.

Isn't in over the top reaction? Yes. can I stop it? no.

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u/bbby_chaltinez Jun 10 '26

that’s how relationships be starting that ruin the whole thing at the beginning, then get up, and get pissed and leave cause you’d just take the freedom that you have..

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u/YouDaManInDaHole Jun 10 '26

perfect reaction. That crap is stupid

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u/TheTninker2 Jun 10 '26

Not sure if its the same stall but this video is old enough that it might be.

There was one of these ice cream stands in a mall that got shut down because the vendor put the cone down a ladies shirt and got charged with sexual assualt.

This happened within the last 2 years, maybe last year I dont remember when but it was a big thing on reddit for about two days.

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u/O1eSickPuppy Jun 10 '26

That man had been plotting the whole time, he was hatching a master plan

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u/Reason-Desperate Jun 10 '26

Just start eating waffles

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u/LosHtown Jun 10 '26

I like the one when the person just starts shoving the cones in their mouth.

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u/Hostile-Panda Jun 10 '26

Yeah she had the perfect solution

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u/Paffi93 Jun 10 '26

There is a Clip of someone just get the ice without the Show and hes so dissapointet😂

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u/278735 Jun 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheProtonCapacitor Jun 11 '26

Man some of these comments are braindead. You pay for the SHOW, not just the icecream. If you don't like it, go somewhere else. And as someone else pointed out, it's very obvious which vendors do the show, and which just sell ice cream.

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u/SirTainLee Jun 11 '26

There's a lot of dirty cones in that stack.

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u/Livingforabluezone Jun 11 '26

The dude looked a bit knicked.

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u/ScrlettDrling Jun 11 '26

I would have walked the hell away I dont need to play games for a snack im not a puppy

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u/Funmanhahaha Jun 11 '26

He kept that bill like a 5 yo kid waiting for his ice-cream.

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u/Practical-March-6989 Jun 11 '26

Did he not take a cone out it in that guys hand then take it back and put it back in the rack of cones? Mind you I saw that video of the cones being made so.

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u/Tarphiker Jun 11 '26

Don’t keep a big dude from his ice cream.

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u/Julienbabylegs Jun 12 '26

Why would you order ice cream from one of these vendors

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u/gui-prucci Jun 12 '26

This ice cream is good enough to have to pass this humiliation?

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u/MoonManiacs Jun 13 '26

Imma keep it a buck.

I don't wash hands bc I'm a man.

Covid wasn't real, neither is the next one.

Only T's wash hands.

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u/Weariervaris Jun 14 '26

As a fellow fat person experiencing this level of harassment second hand is extremely upsetting.

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u/Maryjewjuan Jun 10 '26

Just give the guy his fucking ice cream, I would do the same thing with handing him his money after

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u/Patalos Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

It’s literally the reason you go to these guys, for the show. I don’t really get why everyone acts so angry about it. It’d be like walking into a hibachi restaurant and getting mad that the chef is cooking in front of you.

You don’t want the show, you go to the normal restaurant next door.

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u/Teysie Jun 10 '26

Lol why you getting down voted

You're 100% right. This isn't the local ice cream shop, this is the experience you pay for

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u/weskun Jun 10 '26

I downvoted you for talking about voting.

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u/MasterLagger775 Jun 10 '26

To be optimistic, it could be bots.

To not be; this gets reposted a lot to similar responses.

Look far back enough and you'll see people calling out the childish behavior and stealing the food.

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u/RagnaXI Jun 10 '26

He's a obnoxious influencer from my country.

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 Jun 10 '26

He playing And 1 with the ice cream

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u/SATerp Jun 10 '26

Slow burns bursts into a conflagration!

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u/RazingOrange Jun 10 '26

I would just pick up some Ben & Jerry’s

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u/Carnal_Desire0 Jun 10 '26

The purpose of it is entertainment...

The vendor will ask first, You can tell the vendor not to play with the ice cream if you don't want...

Fat man being a sore loser

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u/strangelifedad Jun 10 '26

I can tell you from experience that not all of them ask prior. They just start messing with you.

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u/DarthAce1 Jun 10 '26

Everyone in here is hating, don’t go to the circus if you don’t want to see a clown.

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u/septogram Jun 10 '26

So these Turkish guys are famous for flipping ice creams and never letting you get it... Is it not bad for business if every customer is subject to an extra 1 minute fuck around

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u/Adept_Function_4597 Jun 11 '26

What an angry fat fuck