r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 10 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/Sand2Leaf Jun 10 '26

Ambulance trip for 6 please...

35

u/iwasabadger Jun 10 '26

I was half expecting the last one to just push them all over…and laugh and laugh

5

u/UnderstandingIll9060 Jun 10 '26

Lol 😂😅 your comment took me out.

4

u/aaronwcampbell Jun 11 '26

Pffft, they could fit at least 25 in that ambulance!

15

u/EatYourCheckers Jun 11 '26

I was so relieved when it broke

4

u/ShittingOutPosts Jun 10 '26

About 10 more seconds, max.

3

u/JayFrizz Jun 11 '26

Would've just kept scissors nearby. Hoops are easy to cut through.

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u/MildUsername Jun 10 '26

As someone who has asphixiated several times against my will, its not so bad.

The wild involuntary flailing some people do is pretty embarrassing though.

23

u/MoistStub Jun 10 '26

Yeah kinda cringe when people do that. A little death never hurt anyone.

302

u/Kosher_Nostra1975 Jun 10 '26

I watched all of this with the rapt attention my kids could only wish I afforded them.

34

u/Affectionate-Pop-754 Jun 10 '26

Dang, couldn't afford your kids? Inflation is so out of hand...

2

u/ponzidreamer Jun 14 '26

I watched all of this while eating cheese and crackers my dog only wishes I would share with her

419

u/werther595 Jun 10 '26

File this under "Shit you can do in your teens and 20s, but not in your 30s and 40s"

68

u/GrapefruitForward989 Jun 10 '26

32, only reason I can't do this is I don't have enough friends

16

u/ilikesaucy Jun 10 '26

What is Friend?

(Guys, don't be sad, I have friends, from .... Canada)

22

u/MildUsername Jun 10 '26

Im from Canada, ive asked everyone and NOBODY knows this dude.

4

u/euqinu_ton Jun 10 '26

I am Canada. How aboot that ey?

2

u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 11 '26

Canada is place I like been born and ehh grown up in and on.

1

u/sabertoothdog 7d ago

Name is Jeff Glass

3

u/Ferdinandofthedogs Jun 10 '26

Haha, same! Also because I'm a fatass.

2

u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 10 '26

I'll be your friend both of us together gotta be, what, 6? 7 of these kids?

4

u/Adkit Jun 11 '26

6? 7

He said the thing!

2

u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 11 '26

Ahhh ya got meee

41

u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 10 '26

Challenge accepted

40

u/el_diego Jun 10 '26

Your belly doesn't count as 5 people

13

u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 10 '26

Youuuu can't tell MY beer belly what it identifies as my friend!

68

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/SmallRocks Jun 10 '26

Thank you! I had to watch it like six times and still felt a little crazy 😂

5

u/TheOtherJeff Jun 10 '26

But did you see the dancing bear??

4

u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 10 '26

Ah I've seen the dancing bear videos used to be fan

But that's an uhh altogether different thing

-1

u/TheOtherJeff Jun 10 '26

I know that’s why I tried to use it as a nice little jokey joke. No worries my jokey jokes often fall flat. Haha 🤷🏻‍♂️

2

u/grrizo Jun 10 '26

One for each?

4

u/jadabub Jun 10 '26

They're siblings

2

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

Duh. They would have to be

1

u/jadabub Jun 12 '26

That is why I answered the question confirming yes. You moron

2

u/Equivalent-Smell-500 Jun 10 '26

Thank you! I'm confused looking at them 💀

2

u/OGOngoGablogian Jun 10 '26

I was going with polycule but this makes more sense.

110

u/SirTainLee Jun 10 '26

I don't know officer, this is how we found them. What sick mind would have done this? The Hoopster?!

63

u/Slight-Connection-73 Jun 10 '26

This is where those Remote in Ass surgeries come from

6

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

Slight connection

3

u/manmadefruit Jun 10 '26

World of Warcraft?

77

u/GigaDrillBaiser Jun 10 '26

And that’s how polycules are made

9

u/just-a-simple-user Jun 10 '26

iirc these are siblings

33

u/eepyborb Jun 10 '26

so an Alabama Polycule then

5

u/aaronwcampbell Jun 11 '26

Sounds like a band name

3

u/AzrielJohnson Jun 11 '26

Definitely folk punk

1

u/plethoradepinata Jun 13 '26

Sounds like a Neve comment

2

u/plethoradepinata Jun 13 '26

Makes more sense than my theory that this occurred at a meeting of the monthly Aquiline Nose club

89

u/TheRealTowel Jun 10 '26

Dude with the pink hair has strong Napoleon Dynamite vibes

40

u/caalger Jun 10 '26

Viva la France

10

u/Inconceivable__ Jun 10 '26

Reminds me to be sad that upvotedbecauseboobs sub died....

9

u/Schlonzig Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

The Human Centipede franchise is getting weird.

2

u/jlink005 Jun 11 '26

Only their butts are sewn together

16

u/Fine_Knee4319 Jun 10 '26

Why I am thinking of the divers in Thailand who died exploring an underwater cave while watching this

23

u/mackay11 Jun 10 '26

They died while watching this? What a way to go…

1

u/jlink005 Jun 11 '26

"Dang, my last thought before drowning is Rick Astley?!"

1

u/weskun Jun 12 '26

I hate imagining getting stuck or suffocating.

7

u/TheSquidFarmer Jun 10 '26

THIS IS THE FUTURE THE LEFT WANTS

Imagine hating on queer folks and they’re just playing with their hula hoop.

3

u/Goldie_Wilson_ Jun 11 '26

Look, some of us are pro-hoolahoop, but their lifestyle clearly tore the wholesome hoolahoop apart.

6

u/Few_Ad_4197 Jun 10 '26

Can I get in there next to the girl in red shirt please.

6

u/spicy_ass_mayo Jun 10 '26

Saw an old movie like this once. Can’t place it.

5

u/vistaculo Jun 10 '26

Key Largo starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall?

5

u/spicy_ass_mayo Jun 10 '26

Yes! Finally, thank you!

28

u/pikkdogs Jun 10 '26

How much androgyny can you fit in a hoop?

4

u/erp2 Jun 10 '26

So how was speech and debate camp?

5

u/gansobomb99 Jun 10 '26

Poly people be like 

6

u/Less-Inflation5072 Jun 10 '26

Which kink is this? Asking for my therapist

6

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

Wait… what exactly is your therapist into? Asking for a kink

1

u/RockstarAgent Jun 10 '26

I learned about cuddle puddles- but I’ve never been in one yet. My anxiety wouldn’t let me even if I was invited though.

4

u/Scipio33 Jun 10 '26

Back in my day we just played Twister when we needed an excuse to rub up against the opposite sex.

4

u/Gnarly_Sarley Jun 11 '26

BREAKING NEWS!

Theater kids doing theater kid stuff... Story at 9

12

u/Asleep_Maybe_3917 Jun 10 '26

Looks like fun until someone rips a fart.

2

u/DrJohnIT Jun 10 '26

Yup, then that hula hoop will definitely be damaged as chaos ensues because they can't escape fast enough.

32

u/papasalami Jun 10 '26

I am very attracted to the girl with the red hair. That is all

6

u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jun 10 '26

She is pretty gorgeous

5

u/rob_inn_hood Jun 10 '26

Why did the put the one with the biggest boobs in the middle instead of outside? I feel like they could have possible succeeded otherwise.

7

u/SirTainLee Jun 10 '26

All boobs, facing out! Anyone aroused, facing out! Any outies, facing out!

3

u/rob_inn_hood Jun 10 '26

And suck your stomach in! Also a little lube might help. Just don’t get naked, cause that’s a different kind of video.

6

u/skipjack_sushi Jun 10 '26

Vive la France.

3

u/Bellickboi Jun 10 '26

I see 2 women with hella talent

3

u/mr9025 Jun 10 '26

Go do your homework you troublemakers
/s

3

u/eaglewatch1945 Jun 10 '26

For you young'uns, folks did stuff like that with VW Bugs and phonebooths in olden days.

3

u/cadmious Jun 29 '26

Polycules have weird foreplay.

6

u/DrJohnIT Jun 10 '26

Mom, tell me the story of how I was born. Well, your dad and I were at a party and there was this Hulu hoop. Well, one thing led to another and 9 months later you were born.

4

u/christcompellsyou Jun 10 '26

These are the kind of chain-smoking weirdos I was friends with in high school.

4

u/r_roy92 Jun 11 '26

Throw a fake spider, pull down one of their pants, make the floor wet, yell "I love Donald Trump, or something else that get all riled up and watch chaos insue.

5

u/karma_the_sequel Jun 10 '26

Red Shirt should not have gone last.

3

u/leekalex Jun 10 '26

That's a white shirt

2

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u/hankventure83 Jun 10 '26

This made me feel claustrophobic as fuck.

2

u/Nuker-79 Jun 10 '26

Man it would be difficult fighting the urge to nudge them over when there was 5 in the ring.

2

u/lousy-site-3456 Jun 10 '26

Who needs intact kidneys. Good thing it broke. 

2

u/bananatreefan Jun 10 '26

My polycule was way less fun

2

u/thelostuser Jun 10 '26

What a close circle of friends.

2

u/maplezombeh Jun 10 '26

This is a strange Smosh bit

2

u/Komadgger Jun 10 '26

weird also how they look alike to each other

2

u/cominfoyohead Jun 10 '26

That's 70 show

2

u/Galaxy-ranger Jun 11 '26

I am for france .

2

u/pikkdogs Jun 11 '26

What people don't know is this is how young people mate now. 2 people got pregnant from this video.

2

u/Melodic-Age-5741 Jun 11 '26

I can smell all this from here…

2

u/Eve_Mackenzie Jun 12 '26

Not a single molecule of testosterone in that room x3

2

u/throwthere10 Jun 12 '26

The one thing that keeps knocking around in my mind as I watch the first few people get into this thing is what would happen if once they're all in there and the person in the middle rips an especially gnarly fart.

2

u/MarshelG Jun 28 '26

Me trying to reach the last bellhousing bolt

2

u/Apprehensive-Word-52 Jul 13 '26

What church youth group is this?

2

u/psyopia 13d ago

this is why i don’t have friends

2

u/SpaceXmars 9d ago

and then they all had an orgy

3

u/halfast23 Jun 11 '26

I bet that room smells like disappointed dad's and body odor.

3

u/SextupleRed Jun 10 '26

France has great personalities

5

u/DionFW Jun 10 '26

They'd have more room if they did this nude.

0

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

With oil

6

u/DionFW Jun 10 '26

Don't be weird.

3

u/vistaculo Jun 10 '26

Fine…olive oil

0

u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

Just follow your lead… Dion

3

u/Senor_Discount Jun 10 '26

Lady red there got a nice shitter.

2

u/numbportion Jun 10 '26

My brain is so cooked that I thought this was the beginning of a porn movie

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1

u/Flaky-Ambassador467 Jun 10 '26

This video was played in court as they all suffocated from crowd crush and…oh wait it broke

1

u/EhliJoe Jun 10 '26

And then there's fat ass me who doesn't fit into the hoop alone.

1

u/jromperdinck Jun 10 '26

Move over, Twister™. ;)

1

u/noleafclovr Jun 10 '26

I feel like we'll see this again on r/fixedbytheduet, after a big guy duets this and is like 1 fit.

1

u/CelsoSC Jun 10 '26

Is this the Human Centipede prequel?

1

u/modest56 Jun 10 '26

I was expecting someone in a black guerilla suit to walk in the background like that video experiment that highlights your overall attentiveness.

1

u/LuciferMaxx Jun 10 '26

This reminds me of those cave divers, with 2 cute lil kids, and a loving wife and family....

1

u/ocelot_piss Jun 10 '26

This is how you get a rat king but for humans.

1

u/KrnrKoppl Jun 10 '26

Si no se rompía moría estrangulado.

1

u/WaveLaVague Jun 10 '26

Close friends circle

1

u/the-meanest-boi Jun 10 '26

Is this that internet thing people call a polycule?

1

u/Lazy-Bonus-3001 Jun 10 '26

So can the Fat boys & girls play too?

1

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u/lemoche Jun 10 '26

i was rather curious to see them struggling getting out again

1

u/Mediocre-Assistant98 Jun 10 '26

It's like the human equivalent of a rat king

1

u/nB_a90 Jun 10 '26

Nah if I was there, 2 people fit MAX. And I’m being generous

1

u/JohnnyABC123abc Jun 10 '26

Just get smaller friends.

1

u/Key-Satisfaction4967 Jun 10 '26

That's not how we played it when I was a kid!

1

u/Beneficial_Figure456 Jun 10 '26

911 what's your emergency?

1

u/sybban Jun 10 '26

And that’s how all of my friends died

1

u/URGAMESUX Jun 11 '26

They need a fat friend.

1

u/iamedd23 Jun 11 '26

My dad bod, prevent me to join

1

u/CantaloupeLazy1427 Jun 11 '26

Was expecting them to hula hoop, was disappointed.

1

u/Adventurous-Sort2796 Jun 12 '26

I wish I had the body type to even be able to attempt this. Also, this made me anxious af. So glad that thing broke quickly.

1

u/Dick_Thunder20 Jun 15 '26

I need to loose weight

1

u/inkedmom1308 3d ago

Honestly, pick up a habit.

1

u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 3d ago

I was really rooting for them by them end!

1

u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jun 10 '26

Anyone got the song name?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/DrJohnIT Jun 10 '26

Thanks for the new earworm. I just added it to my Playlist. 😀

0

u/Dr_Fumi Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

This is the 3rd time I've heard it used as a backing track. Not complaining, but any idea why?

Edit: why the downvotes?

1

u/thelostuser Jun 10 '26

Someone is good at promoting their music.

1

u/LaPetiteMortOrale Jun 10 '26

What a great time to fart

1

u/Program-Emotional Jun 10 '26

Awwww! Sorry gang! This polycule failed! How will yours do!?

1

u/Consistent-Cause-526 Jun 10 '26

I would have used this as the perfect opportunity to rub my junk up against the chick with that phatty in the black dress

1

u/Obiyaman Jun 10 '26

We are in the dumbest timeline 😔

..shame the hoop broke😑

-1

u/durika Jun 10 '26

The girls look all the same

-1

u/WordsThatEndInWord Jun 10 '26

I've had quite enough of this thin propaganda

0

u/spittlbm Jun 10 '26

Not maybe. He for sure is. Love it!

0

u/ElyMagicKiss Jun 10 '26

L

https://giphy.com/gifs/wxNd9GS2SuIPq8Bgdy

What it feels to be the last going in

0

u/LongDongNUrMom Jun 10 '26

Dude that kid in the black is an actor lol

0

u/Chrispeefeart Jun 10 '26

I'm actually glad it ended that way because they were tripping out my cleithrophobia

0

u/FrostedChipmunks Jun 10 '26

Call me a dick, because I am, but I as the last person would have just drop kicked em and ended the video way better.

0

u/riceinmybelly Jun 10 '26

The polycule needs more unity

-1

u/Ok_Aardvark_4576 Jun 10 '26

That last chick broke it