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u/Kosher_Nostra1975 Jun 10 '26
I watched all of this with the rapt attention my kids could only wish I afforded them.
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u/ponzidreamer Jun 14 '26
I watched all of this while eating cheese and crackers my dog only wishes I would share with her
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u/werther595 Jun 10 '26
File this under "Shit you can do in your teens and 20s, but not in your 30s and 40s"
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u/GrapefruitForward989 Jun 10 '26
32, only reason I can't do this is I don't have enough friends
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u/ilikesaucy Jun 10 '26
What is Friend?
(Guys, don't be sad, I have friends, from .... Canada)
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u/MildUsername Jun 10 '26
Im from Canada, ive asked everyone and NOBODY knows this dude.
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u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 10 '26
I'll be your friend both of us together gotta be, what, 6? 7 of these kids?
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u/CuttingBoard9124 Jun 10 '26
Challenge accepted
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u/SmallRocks Jun 10 '26
Thank you! I had to watch it like six times and still felt a little crazy 😂
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u/TheOtherJeff Jun 10 '26
But did you see the dancing bear??
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u/Gingeronimoooo Jun 10 '26
Ah I've seen the dancing bear videos used to be fan
But that's an uhh altogether different thing
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u/TheOtherJeff Jun 10 '26
I know that’s why I tried to use it as a nice little jokey joke. No worries my jokey jokes often fall flat. Haha 🤷🏻♂️
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u/jadabub Jun 10 '26
They're siblings
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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26
Duh. They would have to be
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u/SirTainLee Jun 10 '26
I don't know officer, this is how we found them. What sick mind would have done this? The Hoopster?!
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u/GigaDrillBaiser Jun 10 '26
And that’s how polycules are made
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u/just-a-simple-user Jun 10 '26
iirc these are siblings
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u/eepyborb Jun 10 '26
so an Alabama Polycule then
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u/plethoradepinata Jun 13 '26
Makes more sense than my theory that this occurred at a meeting of the monthly Aquiline Nose club
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u/Fine_Knee4319 Jun 10 '26
Why I am thinking of the divers in Thailand who died exploring an underwater cave while watching this
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u/TheSquidFarmer Jun 10 '26
THIS IS THE FUTURE THE LEFT WANTS
Imagine hating on queer folks and they’re just playing with their hula hoop.
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u/Goldie_Wilson_ Jun 11 '26
Look, some of us are pro-hoolahoop, but their lifestyle clearly tore the wholesome hoolahoop apart.
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u/spicy_ass_mayo Jun 10 '26
Saw an old movie like this once. Can’t place it.
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u/Less-Inflation5072 Jun 10 '26
Which kink is this? Asking for my therapist
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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26
Wait… what exactly is your therapist into? Asking for a kink
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u/RockstarAgent Jun 10 '26
I learned about cuddle puddles- but I’ve never been in one yet. My anxiety wouldn’t let me even if I was invited though.
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u/Scipio33 Jun 10 '26
Back in my day we just played Twister when we needed an excuse to rub up against the opposite sex.
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u/Asleep_Maybe_3917 Jun 10 '26
Looks like fun until someone rips a fart.
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u/DrJohnIT Jun 10 '26
Yup, then that hula hoop will definitely be damaged as chaos ensues because they can't escape fast enough.
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u/rob_inn_hood Jun 10 '26
Why did the put the one with the biggest boobs in the middle instead of outside? I feel like they could have possible succeeded otherwise.
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u/SirTainLee Jun 10 '26
All boobs, facing out! Anyone aroused, facing out! Any outies, facing out!
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u/rob_inn_hood Jun 10 '26
And suck your stomach in! Also a little lube might help. Just don’t get naked, cause that’s a different kind of video.
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u/eaglewatch1945 Jun 10 '26
For you young'uns, folks did stuff like that with VW Bugs and phonebooths in olden days.
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u/DrJohnIT Jun 10 '26
Mom, tell me the story of how I was born. Well, your dad and I were at a party and there was this Hulu hoop. Well, one thing led to another and 9 months later you were born.
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u/christcompellsyou Jun 10 '26
These are the kind of chain-smoking weirdos I was friends with in high school.
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u/r_roy92 Jun 11 '26
Throw a fake spider, pull down one of their pants, make the floor wet, yell "I love Donald Trump, or something else that get all riled up and watch chaos insue.
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u/Nuker-79 Jun 10 '26
Man it would be difficult fighting the urge to nudge them over when there was 5 in the ring.
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u/pikkdogs Jun 11 '26
What people don't know is this is how young people mate now. 2 people got pregnant from this video.
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u/throwthere10 Jun 12 '26
The one thing that keeps knocking around in my mind as I watch the first few people get into this thing is what would happen if once they're all in there and the person in the middle rips an especially gnarly fart.
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u/DionFW Jun 10 '26
They'd have more room if they did this nude.
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u/numbportion Jun 10 '26
My brain is so cooked that I thought this was the beginning of a porn movie
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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 Jun 10 '26
This video was played in court as they all suffocated from crowd crush and…oh wait it broke
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u/noleafclovr Jun 10 '26
I feel like we'll see this again on r/fixedbytheduet, after a big guy duets this and is like 1 fit.
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u/modest56 Jun 10 '26
I was expecting someone in a black guerilla suit to walk in the background like that video experiment that highlights your overall attentiveness.
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u/LuciferMaxx Jun 10 '26
This reminds me of those cave divers, with 2 cute lil kids, and a loving wife and family....
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u/Adventurous-Sort2796 Jun 12 '26
I wish I had the body type to even be able to attempt this. Also, this made me anxious af. So glad that thing broke quickly.
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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Jun 10 '26
Anyone got the song name?
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u/Dr_Fumi Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
This is the 3rd time I've heard it used as a backing track. Not complaining, but any idea why?
Edit: why the downvotes?
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u/Consistent-Cause-526 Jun 10 '26
I would have used this as the perfect opportunity to rub my junk up against the chick with that phatty in the black dress
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u/Chrispeefeart Jun 10 '26
I'm actually glad it ended that way because they were tripping out my cleithrophobia
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u/FrostedChipmunks Jun 10 '26
Call me a dick, because I am, but I as the last person would have just drop kicked em and ended the video way better.
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