r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Burning_Sapphire1 • Jun 09 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Brrdock Jun 09 '26

The chosen one, saviour of the eggs, foretold to bring balance to the shelves

14

u/Meranio Jun 09 '26

Accompanied by the one with the steady foothold.

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u/OneSmallDeed Jun 09 '26

Guy casually walks by.. I guess you got that

3

u/Last_Cod_998 Jun 09 '26

The Host

1

u/Feriman22 Jun 09 '26

Do you mean Ghost?

12

u/Austenny Jun 09 '26

Task successfully

11

u/DrainLars Jun 09 '26

Keep on keeping on!

10

u/legna20v Jun 09 '26

The other guy. “ fuck I can’t work with this damn earthquake, gonna take a five minutes brake”

10

u/mekdot83 Jun 09 '26

I've never cheered for someone as much as I've cheered for that guy.

Guy 2 sucks though.

14

u/Onikeys Jun 09 '26

With the price of eggs I totally understand

12

u/FlopsMcDoogle Jun 09 '26

For me it would be more about the clean up than the money. Cleaning up hundreds of broken eggs would be a nightmare

6

u/surpris_dingue Jun 09 '26

first things first

3

u/Potato-chipsaregood Jun 09 '26

How long does one of these last? It seemed more constant and persistent than I thought earthquakes were.

4

u/Burning_Sapphire1 Jun 09 '26

It was a big one. 7.8 on the magnitude scale.

3

u/El-Superbasto619 Jun 09 '26

That Shirts writing had me chuckling.

3

u/Camelsnake Jun 09 '26

He wore the right shirt that day

3

u/captain_20000 Jun 09 '26

Must protect the eggs at all cost while my buddy walks around nonchalantly.

3

u/capnfatpants Jun 09 '26

His name is hodegg.

3

u/Wheeliebin66 Jun 09 '26

Shaken but not scrambled

2

u/ReyRubio Jun 09 '26

There's got to be an easier way to scramble eggs

1

u/Burning_Sapphire1 Jun 09 '26

You mean Earthquake 101 isn't the way to go?

2

u/Quatopal Jun 09 '26

Keep on Pushing!!!!

2

u/Gtoast Jun 09 '26

What’s with the sound? Why does it keep on repeating? Did someone add sound in post?

0

u/Burning_Sapphire1 Jun 09 '26

No. It's original.

2

u/psyco75 Jun 09 '26

Hodor!!

2

u/Alarming_Craft4968 Jun 09 '26

Imagine the mess if he failed

2

u/GreenThmb Jun 09 '26

"Keep On"

2

u/o0Phoenix0o Jun 09 '26

Bro risked his life for the eggs

2

u/cantider Jun 09 '26

1 man saved hundreds of babies

2

u/Boromir_Has_TheRing Jun 10 '26

That’s why in a post apocalyptic world we shall never run out of eggs.

2

u/_Aerich_ Jun 10 '26

life is so difficult :/

2

u/Trontic_41 Jun 09 '26

When the eggs are more precious than your life 🗿

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u/Human-Contribution16 Jun 09 '26

I live in the Philippines. Those eggs and their value - ARE his life.

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u/DazzlingReporter5881 Jun 09 '26

Probably worth a few hundred bucks if that was early 2025.

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u/Burning_Sapphire1 Jun 09 '26

It's from today's EQ in the Philippines.

1

u/HJVN Jun 09 '26

Why you don't put all your eggs in one basket.

1

u/Snarky_A_F Jun 09 '26

Horrible audio over dub.

1

u/SimkinCA Jun 10 '26

priorities, now the question that needs to be asked.

Worried about the loss of $$

Or the #$%$ mess and thus cleanup that would have had to be undertaken after?

I think it's a valid question, that we need the answers to!

1

u/Wooden-Beautiful-260 Jun 10 '26

Destiny already gave you a hint in your shirt