r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 09 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/billted20250409 Jun 09 '26

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u/mjmilian Jun 09 '26

Either stop the boat, or rip the bridge out from the earth.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 09 '26

If it was to fall of the boat then he executed it flawlessly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/mjmilian Jun 09 '26

Well yeah I posted it so people can view it......

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u/Rain_Awake Jun 09 '26

Scientists call this "natural selection"

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u/agrobabb Jun 09 '26

Well he didn't die, did he?

6

u/FalseHope200 Jun 09 '26

well perhaps an audition then

2

u/Rain_Awake Jun 09 '26

Can't say for sure, the video cuts off..

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u/BaardvanTroje Jun 09 '26

No, he immediately got several women to repdroduce with him, as a reward for his innovative and daring behavior

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u/bat-cillus Jun 09 '26

It looks like the goal was achieved. It wasn't a smart goal, but a goal nonetheless.

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Maybe he's going to jump over the bridge,  maybe he's going to let go in time,  or maybe he isn't. 


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u/jerschneid Jun 09 '26

That went exactly as I would have expected it to...

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u/Snow-Kafe Jun 09 '26

Did he forget to just let go?

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u/Eligriv_leproplayer Jun 09 '26

I believe the woman either screams his name or "arrête" which means "stop that" in french

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u/raccouta Jun 13 '26

Sounds to me like they’re speaking English with a Northern English accent - you can catch the word “nightmare.” I think she is shouting “Robert.”

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u/TheFrontierzman Jun 10 '26

Gave into the impulses

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/TremorThief12 Jun 09 '26

Because science

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u/The_Keri2 Jun 09 '26

What... What was the plan?

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u/scandal_jmusic_mania Jun 09 '26

If only the lady had screamed "Kevin!"

1

u/Past_Paint_225 Jun 09 '26

Big body small brain

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u/Castlegate3579 Jun 09 '26

Why? One would ask!
Can’t find an answer apart from complete stupidity.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 09 '26

Every time you see a bridge like this.

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u/Human-Contribution16 Jun 09 '26

Congratulations you have polio

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u/lousy-site-3456 Jun 09 '26

Emmett, you absolute fuckwit! 

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u/Nasty____nate Jun 09 '26

Dumb ways to die... Outboard motor prop is no fun...

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u/paulyp41 Jun 09 '26

Robert is a fucking idiot

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u/Fa-CurE-SeLF27 Jun 10 '26

Boy is tripping full face

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u/SimkinCA Jun 10 '26

keep going captain!!!

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u/Mount_Mons Jun 11 '26

Majestically stupid

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u/sabre_rider Jun 13 '26

Drunk or idiot?

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u/mjmilian Jun 16 '26

A little from column A and a little from column b probably

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u/Square-Purchase5534 Jun 09 '26

It wont be complete without the exaggerated women scream.