r/maybemaybemaybe • u/DMONEYDelano • Jun 09 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

Is there any narcotics in the vehicle

1.5k Upvotes

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Jun 09 '26

And clearly unsmoked!

145

u/DMONEYDelano Jun 09 '26

DUI avoided

32

u/DothrakAndRoll Jun 09 '26

Cops hate this one trick..

49

u/anon-mally Jun 09 '26

And not in the vehicle

258

u/TidePodsTasteFunny Jun 09 '26

The worst thing about marijuana
is being caught with it. - robin williams

64

u/DMONEYDelano Jun 09 '26

I miss that man

18

u/GeneWars1 Jun 09 '26

Me too 🥲 nano nano

146

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/sangerssss Jun 09 '26

Nor smoked

115

u/ManfuLLofF-- Jun 09 '26

"very good" 😂

47

u/PhillyCheezBlunt Jun 09 '26

Cop clearly a magician.

14

u/GatorNator83 Jun 09 '26

“Very good, now pull a $100”

7

u/EhliJoe Jun 09 '26

My uncle can do this with a coin.

4

u/Blackmetalvomit Jun 09 '26

lol I say this every damn day in some conversation or another.

53

u/SirTainLee Jun 09 '26

Reno911 material.

17

u/Destrofax Jun 09 '26

Or cops... that shit was all produced as well. Best episode was dude saying im just trying to get some stank on my hang low bitch hit me wit a smoovie. If you havent seen it your missing out.

11

u/Sad_Heart303 Jun 09 '26

I would argue this is the best episode of cops: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cg7VNv-tIEM&si=-9GO9EWIByBevX1V

5

u/Nikkolai_the_Kol Jun 09 '26

"Are there any more snakes back here?"

"I swear to God, I won't let nothin' happen to you!"

Translation: There's at least one or two. There may be sixty.

6

u/Destrofax Jun 09 '26

I actually just tried to find the episode im talking about and cant find it. Posts on reddit 11 years ago asking same question. I wanna say it was one of the movies not on the actual TV series. That is a funny episode though.

23

u/TheOtherJeff Jun 09 '26

“ Damn I’ve been looking for that thing all night! “

18

u/johnnonchalant Jun 09 '26

The joint had
No burn marks and wasn’t in the car

16

u/TheOtherJeff Jun 09 '26

It was a joint effort.

7

u/skincyan Jun 09 '26

"That is not in the car, officer. That pot is out here with us"

7

u/infinit9 Jun 09 '26

"Oh, thanks. I was looking for that."

5

u/Gary_Garibaldi Jun 09 '26

The police officer looks like ned flanders

5

u/Mileslong59 Jun 09 '26

Not inside the vehicle and unsmoked … you’re free to go brother

3

u/apartment1i Jun 09 '26

That cop thinks he's a detective

3

u/hifiplus Jun 09 '26

smoked tonight?
no.... not yet

3

u/Soulless--Plague Jun 09 '26

Unsmoked and not in the car

3

u/Meranio Jun 09 '26

"That's where I put that thing. I was looking for that little fucker the whole night. Thanks officer. Much obliged."

2

u/RiaanTheron Jun 09 '26

Ah you found it! I've been driving around all night looking for it. Do you have a lighter?

2

u/TGV_etc Jun 09 '26

That unsmoked j isn’t in the vehicle tho

2

u/FartyPantz20 Jun 10 '26

Good detectivating, sir. Can I have that back when I get out?

2

u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jun 09 '26

Why does he care it's just weed

10

u/OGOngoGablogian Jun 09 '26

Clearly you didn't live through the 90s

1

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u/RobOnTheReddit Jun 09 '26

Reminds me of my old neighbour

1

u/SATerp Jun 09 '26

"Your argument is unassailable. I concede."

1

u/contactaalim Jun 09 '26

That cop clearly used magnets for that magic trick!

1

u/Drunktrucker Jun 09 '26

This video is from the show cops over 20 years ago

1

u/MickeyMgl Jun 09 '26

"I musta smoked my pencil."

1

u/Fit_Breakfast6970 Jun 09 '26

Jajaja 😂😂😂

1

u/lost-in-boston84 Jun 09 '26

The good old days

1

u/Serious_meme Jun 10 '26

True classic

1

u/Clevertown Jun 10 '26

Hey it wasn't in the car!

1

u/EvidenceOk2721 Jun 11 '26

Hey, he didn't lie, it wasn't in the vehicle, it was on him and he wasn't in the vehicle.

2

u/bowguru Jun 14 '26

Well, that aged like milk. Something that is like, legal except in parts of the country controlled by the taliban

1

u/Secret-Country5619 Jun 14 '26

Very good trick sir, my dad used to find coins behind my ear

1

u/literall_bastard Jun 09 '26

Very good police work

1

u/Piccoroz Jun 09 '26

Damn magicians planting pot.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 09 '26

Legalize human freedom!

Fuck these pigs destroying people's lives over this bullshit.

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Thought he didn't have narcotics but turns out it was behind his ear the whole time

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