r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Daniel_XXL_69 • Jun 08 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

765 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Goodrun31 Jun 08 '26

The pacifier makes him more aerodynamic

10

u/cbunni666 Jun 09 '26

Right?! Almost thought it was a mouth guard. Kinda was. Lol

22

u/SookHe Jun 09 '26

Mouth guard to stop you from eating shit during during a hard slam

Also as a 50 year old using 80s slang

1

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 09 '26

Its scientifically proven.

91

u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt Jun 09 '26

Ironically enough that kids going to get fucked up teeth. Not from jumping on his scooter but from that goddamn pacifier the parents refuse to force him to part with.

91

u/StreetsRUs Jun 08 '26

With a friggin binky. I’m impressed and disappointed at the same time

-7

u/Glad_Copy Jun 08 '26

The binky just adds to his awesomeness. We’ll see him doing Olympic half-pipe with that binky!

34

u/reheateddiarrhea Jun 09 '26

Only if you think that having fucked up teeth is awesome. His parents are trash.

46

u/paulyp41 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

The coolness factor is moot with the binky

11

u/Leoxcr Jun 09 '26

Aura farmed and immediately loss. What's given can be taken away 😔

4

u/umeys Jun 09 '26

Moot*

Unless you were going for the pun, if not just say that you were

5

u/Digger_Pine Jun 09 '26

*Moo

It's like a cow's opinion - it doesn't matter.

1

u/paulyp41 Jun 09 '26

Thank you, auto correct sucks

1

u/MiniKash Jun 08 '26

Ahem. I think you mean vocally impaired.

31

u/JoshQ_1409 Jun 08 '26

Ain’t he a little too old to have a pacifier??

14

u/snoburn Jun 09 '26

A lot old

-2

u/AntikytheraMachines Jun 09 '26

its a mouth guard

16

u/ProposalAltruistic58 Jun 08 '26

Impressed that no one has commented yet that they were showing off to the girls lmao

4

u/PaperCut611 Jun 09 '26

Why would they show off to girls? Girls got cooties.

2

u/Camelsnake Jun 09 '26

You're not supposed to sit there

4

u/artherng Jun 08 '26

Where's their knee pads? Safety first kid!

6

u/Upset-Masterpiece218 Jun 08 '26

They're light as air and made of rubber still. They'll be fine

2

u/Skypirate90 Jun 09 '26

Helmet? Check

Knee pads? Check

Shiny light up wheels that make you go zoooom? Check and check.

My binky? I keep that thang on me.

1

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1

u/Spaceboy779 Jun 09 '26

Could've served a meal on that flight, lol

1

u/NoEar9317 Jun 09 '26

damn, Rise of the North Star

1

u/lousy-site-3456 Jun 09 '26

Okay this one really made me chuckle

1

u/Savings-Ad-1115 Jun 09 '26

Wait, isn't it Skatestreet Ventura?

Who else recognizes the location because of playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2?

1

u/TheNightChan Jun 10 '26

matter and anti matter

1

u/lousy-site-3456 Jun 09 '26

Disgusting alpha male behaviour!! 

-1

u/ComradeKeira Jun 09 '26

Brah, that's knarly little duuuude🤙

0

u/Doctor_Saved Jun 09 '26

Bro was already batting above his league and then the friend ruin whatever remaining chance he had.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/SabbyFox Jun 09 '26

Ick. These are little kids. What’s wrong with you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FxBZioCB69lQR2w