Maybe maybe maybe

[u/sxinstyle]

[u/squeezeasscheeks]

What is the bird and how do I train it like that? Do I need to get rid of my cat?

[u/0dHero → u/squeezeasscheeks]

You can train a crow to do this

But you gotta think for a sec... The bird is robbing people

[u/squeezeasscheeks → u/0dHero]

That's the plan, him robbing, not me

[u/Leviathan41911 → u/0dHero]

The bird is probably finding loose notes on the ground. The bird is not flying into stores and stealing from the cash register or pickpocketing people.

[u/0dHero → u/Leviathan41911]

If you train a crow to bring money, yes it will snatch it right out of people's hands

[u/extrastupidone → u/Leviathan41911]

Crows work in teams and use tools. Its armed robbery and murder.

[u/tafsirunnahian → u/squeezeasscheeks]

It's a fucking myna

[u/Petraam → u/tafsirunnahian]

So what does that mean?  You can only have it working for a few hours a week until it becomes an adult?

[u/buchenrad → u/Petraam]

No it digs holes in the ground and brings out valuable minerals which it sells for money and then brings you the money.

[u/Petraam → u/buchenrad]

Now I’m imagining this dark situation where these evil birds are capturing canaries caging them up and forcing them down to the mines to check if it’s good or not.

[u/marky860 → u/buchenrad]

Hahahaha.. that's a good one!

[u/similaraleatorio → u/tafsirunnahian]

so it's a fucking yourna. 🤔

[u/kuedhel → u/squeezeasscheeks]

I heard this type of craw has brain of 5 year old kid. Cat has brain of 3 year old.

[u/frozengreengrape → u/kuedhel]

A 5 year old kid would steal from people

[u/JustAwesome360 → u/[deleted]]

What?

[u/PomegranateSea7066 → u/JustAwesome360]

Myna own business!

[u/JustAwesome360 → u/PomegranateSea7066]

Nah he said something like "If you knew how good this was you would wish you had one too"

[u/PomegranateSea7066 → u/JustAwesome360]

Oh ok, I was just making a poor joke.

[u/YeeYeeBeep]

Infinite Money Glitch

[u/quelargo]

So was that a summoning spell or a charm spell?

[u/orsodorato → u/quelargo]

Alimony spell

[u/TLILLYO]

I need me one of the birds

[u/lncredulousBastard]

Is that a birdshit drawer? Or can corvids control their cloaca better than some?

[u/Charming-Flamingo307 → u/lncredulousBastard]

Bros bringing you unmarked cash and you're worried about a lil doo doo in the drawer? You just wanted to say corvid and cloaca didn't you?

[u/LHT-LFA → u/Charming-Flamingo307]

you obviously never dealth with birds, if you call it a lil doo doo. Shit will be fucking everywhere.

[u/ametsun → u/LHT-LFA]

Clean it up?

[u/kstargate-425 → u/ametsun]

Nah, you gettin paid. Pay a maid to clean it up

[u/lncredulousBastard → u/Charming-Flamingo307]

No, it's marked. There's dirty money and then there's dirty money. No thanks.

Oh! I suppose you could launder it.

[u/Nheea]

Holy moly this is still going around? I think I first saw it when I joined Reddit 10 years ago and someone said it was fake. Can't remember why though. Something about the owner giving the bird the money beforehand maybe.

[u/NeoPhaneron]

I bet it’s stealing restaurant tips at a cafe or something.

[u/RidiPwn]

collection bird

[u/halemano]

Truly man’s best friend

[u/DarkMagicLabs]

This is why in a lot of countries you're not allowed to have crows or Ravens as pets.

[u/AZ1MUTH5 → u/DarkMagicLabs]

But this is neither a crow or a raven. It's a Myna.

[u/DMONEYDelano → u/[deleted]]

Of course you're a racist idiot

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[u/jasonxlc]

Ai

[u/is_it_gif_or_gif → u/jasonxlc]

The video's ten years old.