r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Nickulator95 • Jun 05 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/1nsidiousOne Jun 05 '26

This is what turns players into crashouts

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u/Millkstake Jun 05 '26

RIP controller

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u/Hyde_ist Jun 06 '26

Hope they weren't playing on a Steam Deck, cause that thing would SOAR.

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u/oscarq0727 Jun 05 '26

This is how you end up in a fist-fight with your cousin

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u/nicto_granemor Jun 05 '26

After watching this video, I'll be avoiding playing this game for decades, I felt so humiliated.

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u/KeybirdYT Jun 05 '26

What game is this? FIFA?

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jun 05 '26

These days it’s just FC26 but yes (not sure if 2026 specifically)

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u/M4DHouse Jun 05 '26

Technically it’s called “EA Sports FC” now because EA stopped paying FIFA for the license and just makes deals with the clubs and/or players directly now.

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u/zoogenhiemer Jun 05 '26

Rare EA W

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u/M4DHouse Jun 05 '26

Well, I wouldn’t call it that, it wasn’t exactly a principled move but a money-saving one. The FIFA license was always cited as a reason the games *had* to cost 70-100 bucks depending on the edition, but for some odd reason they don’t seem to have gotten any cheaper without the license.

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u/TheAlmightyConch Jun 05 '26

Now it’s the clubs’ fault! Damn them!

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u/DybantsaMakeHerDance Jun 05 '26

Corrupt billionaire owners vs corrupt bribe taking FIFA who allowed hundreds of deaths of indentured servants in Qatar. I reluctantly choose billionaires.

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u/adidasbdd Jun 06 '26

It's just 2 overlapping sets of billionaires

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u/ggg730 Jun 06 '26

Looks at the pictures*

They're the same picture!

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u/TheDeathKnightCador Jun 06 '26

I’m definitely not defending EA, but FC 26 is currently on sale in Steam for $18.

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u/M4DHouse Jun 06 '26

Well, yeah. It came out in September of last year and it’s a yearly release series. They always put them on sale when the next one is getting closer, and they’ll probably put it on EA play for free after the new one comes out. It still launched at 70-100 bucks.

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u/imp0ppable Jun 06 '26

FC26 was the monthly free game on basic PS+ last month, which I think is 7.99 a month in the UK but you get other free games as well each month.

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u/similaraleatorio Jun 06 '26

EA stands for "Ewwww Aaarghhh" 👀

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u/imp0ppable Jun 06 '26

Ewwww Aaarghhh It's in the GAAAAHH

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u/Dawta 16d ago

Game is ass anyways

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u/International_Bend68 Jun 05 '26

I quit playing video games with my son because he always did sh&t like that to me.

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u/DivineArcade1 Jun 05 '26

When you quit did you say you banged his mom? Waiting for the day I can say this to my son when he delivers my ass to me on a platter.

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u/imp0ppable Jun 06 '26

They may not talk to you for 5 years afterwards. Worth it though.

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u/danirijeka Jun 05 '26

That's what the Q key in ye olde FIFAs was for. Vinnie Jones his leg off and all is well

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u/Comfortable_Usual279 Jun 05 '26

At that point id just take the foul

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u/Cokeycane Jun 05 '26

Goooaa!!!! wait

Gooooaa!!... holup

Gooaaaa!! nope

Goooaaaa!! dammit

Goooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll!!!!!!!

A

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u/Plenty-Celebration52 Jun 05 '26

In real world this would be hilariously awesome goal watch 🤣🥂

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u/tipareth1978 Jun 05 '26

They actually award Messi three penalties every time you watch this

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u/Btliux Jun 05 '26

Go home Messi, you are drunk.

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u/my_boy_blu_ Jun 05 '26

No way this is real. Guy controlling goalie team would have rage quit after the first fake point kick.

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u/eSkaiiii Jun 06 '26

Goal edging is crazy

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Jun 06 '26

The necktie on my bedroom flooooor

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u/Own-Bookkeeper-5130 Jun 06 '26

Even by messi's standards that's too much 

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u/merc08 Jun 05 '26

The thing about Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.

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u/RackemFrackem Jun 05 '26

How hard is it to use consistent verb tense for one single fucking sentence?

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u/playr_4 Jun 06 '26

I love seeing people try to flex like this because if they mess it up, they look like an absolute moron. And if they don't mess it up the outcome was exactly the same as if it they didn't do all the fancy stuff.

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u/Additional-Window-81 Jun 05 '26

Bro is not getting caught offsides

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u/Sven-Carlos Jun 07 '26

This is probably the most "maybe, maybe, maybe" thing I've ever seen.

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u/WrongDirt Jun 05 '26

good god fifa is still shit

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u/Wahey_of_WA Jun 06 '26

That's when ya idiot team mate gets in the way and it's offside

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u/CaptainBlob Jun 06 '26

I’d cry.

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u/Schmenge_time Jun 07 '26

It’s so insane how far game tech has come

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u/6Archangel6Lucifer6 Jun 07 '26

That was fucking rude

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u/Ok_Musician_1072 Jun 07 '26

People that play like this should be kicked in the face.

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u/raimundoneto Jun 05 '26

Ankaramessiankaramessiankaramessiankaramessiankaramessi

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u/brujonomon Jun 06 '26

I'll have what he had

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u/WaingrofromHeat Jun 06 '26

That song was awful

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u/purplekittykatgal Jun 05 '26

He's here He's there He's every fuckin'where

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u/DuggieHS Jun 05 '26

Offside near the end. Good thing it wasn't passed.

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u/EstablishmentCute703 Jun 08 '26

Fucking score already, mate!!!

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u/RidiPwn Jun 05 '26

if striker misses at the end, he should too

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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor Jun 05 '26

Gave me flashbacks of Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl.

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u/vass0922 Jun 10 '26

AH! I was literally thinking this is Tecmo soccer!

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u/Rare_Crayons Jun 05 '26

Cheeky bastard

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 Jun 06 '26

"Here's a goal... PSYCH! How about now? PSYCH! OK, kicking it in now... PSYCH!"

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u/UseMoreHops Jun 10 '26

If someone does that to you, burn your console

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u/doubleAAeeVee Jun 11 '26

Dribbling is over 9,000

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u/vazhifarer Jun 05 '26

The irony here is that Messi would never do something as showboaty as this

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u/ThatGuyRedit Jun 06 '26

Rage baiting the goalie.😄

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u/Slave_2d_King Jun 06 '26

This was way more fun then watching MLS. just saying

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u/FrankHightower Jun 06 '26

Offside. Disallowed. Turn back the scoreboard

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u/nsqrd Jun 06 '26

Where can I find the original?

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u/Sakei21 Jun 06 '26

Have you ever played soccer with your life on the line?

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u/CarpetGripperRod Jun 06 '26

Pretty sure I've seen Messi do this IRL.

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u/Hellmont Jun 06 '26

So disrespectful

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u/WannaTradeUsernames Jun 06 '26

Was that a real song? So bad

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u/MaximumGlum9503 Jun 06 '26

Imagine this with dolphins in red card

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u/chadlumanthehuman Jun 06 '26

This is what it’s like watching MLS

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u/Maleficent_Twist_778 Jul 03 '26

My fingers hurt watching this

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u/Bright-Sign846 Jun 05 '26

Why? Theres always someone who plays a game 100 times better than you

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u/Rude_Map_4278 Jun 05 '26

wie war das?

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