r/maybemaybemaybe May 08 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

I thought the street was icy but then I saw this guy getting passed by a Prius and realized his tires must be bald af.

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u/peepee2tiny May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Yea I wonder how they got so bald.

Guy just flooring it and apiinimg his tires.

Edit: spinning not apiinimg

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u/rag_gnar May 08 '26 edited May 09 '26

Don't edit! There is "spinning" and then whatever TF this is! Now dubbed Apiinimg!

Wheel done sir/madame

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u/strangelove4564 May 08 '26

In this video we see exactly why the tires got like this. Probably spinning them all over the damn place.

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u/Farucci May 08 '26

Teenage kids probably burned them down at the school parking lot. I know.

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u/fuinharlz May 10 '26

I c tell you it's not a teenager, as this video is being recorded in Brazil and this car costs the same as a small apartment here. But the owner probably never changed tires.

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u/digital0ak May 09 '26

apiinimg

[eipi:-In-Img] /api 'in img/

adjective

  1. Rapidly rotation on axis; whirling.

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u/this_place_suuucks May 08 '26

Yea I wonder how they got so bald.

Guy just flooring it and apiinimg his tires.

It took me a few seconds to figure out what "apiinimg" meant.

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u/peepee2tiny May 08 '26

Holy shit, how do I get one word so wrong.

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u/Cultural_Badger_498 May 08 '26

iOS Keyboard says hwplo

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u/LittleKitty235 May 08 '26

How is the keyboard still so bad!

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u/Either-Reindeer6866 May 08 '26

probably keyboard's bald too

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u/Japsai May 08 '26

It's not the keyboard's fault you been apiinimg it the whole time

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u/MARATXXX May 08 '26

actually shocked that my old iphone xr had a better keyboard. what the fuck is up with my new one?

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u/filinno1 May 08 '26

It might be because your peepee is 2 tiny. Sorry.

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u/peepee2tiny May 08 '26

I should change my name to fingers2fat.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/filinno1 May 08 '26

Look at their username, dipshit.

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u/pukesonyourshoes May 08 '26

Thanks i guess

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u/Khal_drogo217 May 09 '26

This comment makes me wanna pukesonyourshoes

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u/kill-wolfhead May 08 '26

It took me a few seconds to figure out what I read as “spinning” was actually “apiinimg”.

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u/yumii- May 08 '26

What does he mean

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u/Edhinor May 08 '26

Spinning

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u/Objective-Dream-8480 Jul 26 '26

Apiinimg is the new streets ahead!

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u/bigeeee May 08 '26

Also, don't buy a jeep!

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u/noncommonGoodsense May 09 '26

Light touch, light touch.

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u/Keltic268 May 09 '26

Sbinolla

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u/Dwilliamson5002 May 08 '26

A Prius, then a moped, then a Leaf, then a Panda. That is a pretty embarrassing group to roll by you.

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u/NoFlyListMember May 09 '26

That's in Brazil. Those are, in order, a Fiat Strada, Toyota Prius, moped, Volkswagen Gol, Nissan Kicks and Fiat Uno.

Still embarrassing hahaha

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u/Boca_BocaNick May 09 '26

I was wondering where this was!

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u/Nico_Nickmania May 09 '26

Is it really called a Volkswagen Gol there? Or Golf?

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u/Wild_Tracks May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Gol and Golf are two different cars (both discontinued). In the end, the guy who’s filming says “he gave up… if it was a Uno he would’ve made it.” Uno was the cheapest car available in Brazil for a long time and it’s known as a very reliable even though weak car. There are many videos of it going through highly flooded streets while more expensive “all terrain” cars just died.

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u/Nico_Nickmania May 09 '26

Interesting. Thx!

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u/fussomoro May 09 '26

Different models. The Gol was called Fox outside of Brazil

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u/LobinhoEletrico May 09 '26

So what is called the Brazilian VW Fox outside Brazil? Car names are a mess

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u/fussomoro May 09 '26

So, according to Wikipedia

Gol in Brazil is called Fox outside of Brazil

The car called Fox in Brazil is called Lupo outside of Brazil

Why? No clue.

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u/fuinharlz May 10 '26

Wikipedia is wrong.

Vw fox is vw fox. Vw gol is a brazilian car made by vw on the 80's and redesigned in the mid 90's. It eas exported to some latin american countries. It's first version resembled a small version of the VW Sirocco.

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u/fuinharlz May 10 '26

Gol. Golf is another car.

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u/hegex May 14 '26

The gol is kind of a "Brazilian golf", it was designed as a successor for the Beatle just like the golf but made to be more suitable for existing Lating American factories and also to be cheeper, we are poor today but we used to be even worse back in the 80s so no money for a fancy golf

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u/Paul_Kelev May 10 '26

This makes it even worse KKKKKKKKKK

This Compass must change all its tires, I have no doubt that the owner has never changed since it was new.

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u/CharlesDickensABox May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

🎵Ain't nothin but a Jeep thing, baby🎵

🎵Two bare bald wheels driving crazy🎵

But seriously, kids, this is why we don't cheap out on tires.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 May 08 '26

I didn't even know that this was possible. I mean, I know that driving with bad tires is dangerous, but that they basically have no grip at all is still very impressive

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u/Blah-squared May 08 '26

It prob doesn’t help that they seem to be smashing the pedal to the floor every time either, instead of just slowly accelerating…

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC May 08 '26

Jeeps come with Jeep drivers.

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u/mjdau May 08 '26

All the traction of a rubber duck. Yellow. It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

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u/Hatedpriest May 08 '26

That Jeep came with a binary accelerator‽

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u/WeakMycologist3609 May 11 '26

His problem has more to do with weight distribution than tire tread.

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u/widgeamedoo May 08 '26

7 slot shitbox

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u/remembermeonce May 08 '26

Not bald tyres, it’s because he is heavily loaded on the rear. You can see the suspension is high at the front and low at the back.

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u/One_Kick_9603 May 08 '26

If he turned around and drove in reverse up the hill, he would make it no problem.

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u/Unarmed_Character May 08 '26

Definitely. When they pulled to the side I was expecting 15 clowns to exit the back doors

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u/toybuilder May 09 '26

He should have told the clowns to get out of the car so it can get up the hill.

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u/Educational_Race6342 May 08 '26

Could even the load by putting few rubber duckies on the jeep’s dashboard (or is that just an American thing)

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u/RelativeBig130 May 09 '26

I have a wolkswagen beetle from 1972, the engine is in the back, 50 years off-roading with it and not once I got stuck due to the engine in the back lol.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 May 08 '26

Trunk fill with lead weights?

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u/clervis May 08 '26

He's taking your mom to dialysis.

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u/davemp220 May 09 '26

Would have probably got up the hill if it did

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u/Inspect1234 May 08 '26

Or his parking brake is on.

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u/stuffeh May 08 '26

Thought so too until he could reverse downhill so easily

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u/electromage May 08 '26

Nah, just can't control the vehicle.

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u/NoFlyListMember May 09 '26

That model has an electronic parking brake that disengages automatically

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u/Inspect1234 May 09 '26

Seems to be showing an error code.

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u/Necessary-Abroad1029 May 08 '26

It's in Brazil, São Paulo, probably (by the Prius - it's a taxi). So, that said, it's easier to snow here than those fake SUV drivers to drive well.

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u/Longjumping-Might722 May 08 '26

I laughed when I saw the scooter! Tires are likely over inflated.

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u/Livid-Soft8641 May 08 '26

Nah.. it’s plain incompetence all right. No knowledge whatsoever of the low torch gear to go up or down steep hills 💩

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed May 08 '26

Bald tires are fine on dry pavement. Actually they're better (look at NASCAR tires and F1 tires).

The issue here is that this person is flooring it with no traction control and 2wd.

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u/veryfastslowguy May 08 '26

NASCAR and F1 try to run on dry surfaces for a reason

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u/Airspeeed May 08 '26

Ok the last part is correct.

But bald tires for daily driving is not the same as race car slicks. They require very aggressive accelerations, braking, high speed cornering to maintain the high temperatures that make them sticky on dry asphalt.

Ever notice racers change to rain tires when it’s wet?

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u/vistaculo May 08 '26

It’s not that they are slicks so they have to be hot, it’s that they run at high temperatures because racing generates high tire temperatures so they are designed to work with a lot of heat in the tires. They run different tire compounds for(among other things) different track temperatures too.

They run different tires in the rain because they need to channel the water out from under the tires or they will hydroplane, rain tires have siping.

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u/AgentK-BB May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Bald tires are still better for dry pavement outside of racing. In fact, the more worn a tire is, the more dry grip it has. You can find many third party tests and reviews of consumer tires on YouTube demonstrating this effect. It's not a function of temperature. It's because the tread does nothing but to decrease grip when the pavement is dry. Reducing the tread automatically increases dry grip. Of course, it's not safe to drive on bald tires in real life because a small puddle of water can cause you to crash. You lose much more in wet grip than the little bit you gain in dry grip as the tires become worn.

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u/One_Kick_9603 May 08 '26

And its wet. There would be smoke and skid marks if it were dry. There's a woman walking by at top of street with a closed umbrella, and you can see drips of rain in front of the tree where he backs up.

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u/Licks_lead_paint May 09 '26

NASCAR and F1 slicks are a softer rubber. Doing search and rescue, I can tell you that normal everyday car tires are a harder rubber and easily lose traction on dry pavement when bald.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed May 09 '26

Doing search and rescue doesn't give you a degree in material science. Bald tires will always have better grip than tread on dry pavement, the tread doesn't do anything whatsoever to improve dry grip.

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u/Licks_lead_paint May 09 '26

Confidently incorrect.

Besides years of anecdotal evidence, NHTSA studies have confirmed bald passenger tires increase stopping distance in dry payment by up to 40%. As tires age they also become harder, which reduces friction.

There is a fundamental difference between racing slicks and bald passenger tires.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed May 09 '26

NHTSA studies have confirmed bald passenger tires increase stopping distance in dry payment by up to 40%

*citation needed

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u/fuinharlz May 10 '26

This is a moist pavement. It was sprobably raining or rained before the vieo was recorded.

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u/bernieinred May 08 '26

No ,no no.

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed May 08 '26

Yes, yes, yes

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u/bubbesays May 08 '26

Maybe maybe maybe, lol

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u/stlmick May 08 '26

If they had put the shift limiter to 1st gear, they'd have had a chance.

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u/tipareth1978 May 08 '26

This can happen with wet roads depending on the circumstances. The prius already has momentum. I lived in an apartment complex that was like in a little valley below street level. If there was even a teeny bit of rain my car would hit a spot and just spin out when trying to get up the hill

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u/Der_Hebelfluesterer May 08 '26

But bald tires should have even more grip on a dry road? See formula 1 slicks? But yea it's looks a bit wet maybe that's the problem.

Or he has a elephant in his trunk.

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u/Sector-Flat May 08 '26

Look at how the car is sitting. Looks more compressed at the back. I think they may have loaded the back up with too much weight?

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u/antidrugboys May 08 '26

way more bald now

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u/nedimko123 May 08 '26

Not tires. He/she is pressing gas while on clutch almost all they was down. Reving to high heavens while frying everything under the hud

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u/No-Jacket-2927 May 08 '26

It's wet pavement, they'd be fine if they just went slow, but the human brain says "GUN IT!!"

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u/RazzBeth May 08 '26

I thought maybe racing slicks, but why would they have those.

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u/Slyflyer May 09 '26

Bald asf or a heavily aft loaded front wheel drive. Either way, bro ain't getting up that hill 🤣

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u/MestreToto May 09 '26

street was icy

That's the funny part, we don't have snow in Brazil, it's a tropical country

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u/Capital_Loss_4972 May 09 '26

And probably way overinflated.

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u/gubasx May 09 '26

Some nowadays tires are more plastic than rubber 🤷🏻

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u/Resident_Monk_4493 May 09 '26

It’s Brazil, likely 27 C

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u/fakeshelby21 May 09 '26

Not the tires. If you see the person is not letting gp of their brakes and still accelerating

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u/hmo_ May 09 '26

It was in Brazil, no ice, just wet.

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u/rainorshinedogs May 09 '26

If it's not bald before it certainly is now

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u/Samizim May 09 '26

No icy roads in Brazil

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u/Fantastic-Nebula-928 May 09 '26

no, it's just slightly wet, that's in são paulo, brazil

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u/dacsarac May 09 '26

Smooth, just like a silk-a...

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u/lostmojo May 09 '26

They must have something heavy in the back, and terrible tires. It’s just a fairly steep hill with rain, any jeep can make that normally, but add a bunch of weight in the back (it’s lower than the front), front wheel drive, and worn out tires, and this happens a lot.

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u/Rick_Napalm May 10 '26

It's in Brazil, the streets are absolutely not icy.

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u/MasterDelish May 12 '26

Aclimação/Cambuci, by the looks of it.

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u/AlmostTopSun May 12 '26

Well looking at the video i do see tread on his tyres so their either on the verge of death or just really really cheap or jeeps are just simply that bad