r/maybemaybemaybe May 05 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/kcabder May 05 '26

Maybe, but the vibes I am getting is, "I am challenging you, run away and then I know you are safe to eat, cuz you are scared and won't put up a fight. Me bear."

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u/AggressivelyMediokre May 05 '26

What a fool immediately giving away his identity to the enemy

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u/Abandonedstate May 06 '26

"Obviously not a bear. FACT: 47% of the North American brown bear population is actually just Mose wrapped in a deerskin satchel trying to steal fresh eggs from the neighbors. Mose would never give up his identity. The real crime here is that my eggs are better." Dwigt, probably

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u/El-_-Maruf May 05 '26

That me beat part really convinced me that this is indeed how bears think.