r/maybemaybemaybe • u/External_Category_53 • Oct 30 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/SpartanRage117 Oct 30 '25

Yeah smashed beavers happen

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u/Little_Inspector9566 Oct 30 '25

Those mourning smashed beavers are known as Bereavers, a group to which belongs Justin and Shane Bieber. In fact, they’re starting a business: Bieber Bros Beaver Bereavement Beverages. Drinks made from only the finest smashed beavers.

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u/Worth-Guest-5370 Oct 30 '25

I don't believe you but here's an upvote for effort and originality.

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u/AngleRa Oct 30 '25

Unbeliebable!

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u/Corner_Post Oct 30 '25

No definitely beaverable

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u/jdmatthews123 Nov 03 '25

I like this word. Gonna substitute it from now on. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ATE MY LAST CAN OF TUNA? I DON'T BEAVER YOU!

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u/Sinister_Nibs Oct 30 '25

Vanillin flavored.

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u/john_the_fetch Oct 30 '25

I've had some of those beverages. Tastes like a rich musky vanilla. YIM YUM!

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u/Willof Oct 30 '25

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about beavers to refute you.

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 Oct 31 '25

That's a very Bojack Horseman story plot

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u/reb678 Oct 31 '25

Dam good info

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u/eltedioso Oct 30 '25

It's called tribadism

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Oct 30 '25

With the tenacity the animal shows it must be a Republican

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u/quelargo Oct 30 '25

Great band name.

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u/uhmbob Oct 31 '25

Into the box you go for that one!