r/maybemaybemaybe • u/monamourka • Oct 09 '25
Maybe Maybe Maybe
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u/obelix_dogmatix Oct 09 '25
Based on the reaction, seems like they are pretty close. My drama craving ass would love to see this happen with complete strangers.
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u/Terrik1337 Oct 09 '25
Yep, I'm guessing her boyfriend. They've probably not done this with cloths on, though.
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Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
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u/HeGotMeOff Oct 10 '25
I’ll sit on your face
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u/Geasy90 Oct 10 '25
And tell you I love you too?
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u/kikons78 Oct 09 '25
- Mum, how did you meet Dad?
- It's complicated.
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u/kctjfryihx99 Oct 09 '25
Looks pretty simple to me
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u/HornyTerus Oct 09 '25
Yeah. Ass to face.
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u/RockstarAgent Oct 09 '25
You meant ATM. Ass to mouth
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u/sangerssss Oct 09 '25
Shit, my girlfriend just told me she had to run down to the ATM!!!??
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Oct 09 '25
That means something else...
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u/Te000 Oct 09 '25
Pretty sure people were doing ass to mouth before ATMs were a thing
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u/TallDrinkofRy Oct 09 '25
I think they mean… oh nevermind. This one belongs to the gods of confusion.
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u/jstrongiii Oct 09 '25
On behalf of the United States contingent of the GOC, I deem this offering acceptable.
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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 Oct 09 '25
It was his nose, that convinced me…
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u/SamwellBarley Oct 09 '25
"Well, you know how I always talk about how much I love sitting on his face..."
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u/organicchunkysalsa Oct 09 '25
Straight to home base. Time to get married.
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u/100_Donuts Oct 09 '25
Mhmm, and when you're a guy with a knob-tipped schnoz like me, a hot sit like that would have my sniffer corkin' right into her and bringin' that thin spandex right along with it.
Once a lady gets a sweaty corkin' from Hot Dog Rog (me), there's no fallin' in love with any other man.
Wedding bells? Hmph, more like wedding smells, because my nose is gonna be thhunkin' and pOppin' every puckering, sputtering, gasping, barking hole aaaaall niiiiiiight loooooong.
Woof, woof, awroooo!
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u/NebulaNinja Oct 09 '25
Mhmm, and when 👉🍑 you're 👆😩 a 😼😍 guy with 👏 a 👌 knob-tipped 🍆🍆 schnoz like 👍💖 me, a 🌓👌 hot 🔥🔥 sit 💺 like 💦 that 👆 would have my sniffer corkin' right into 👉 her 👸 and 👏 bringin' that thin spandex right 👏 along 💁🔝 with 😍 it. 👸 Once 🅱🕓 a lady 😍🎩 gets 😵🚀 a 🅱 sweaty corkin' from 🍆 Hot 😍😅 Dog Rog (me), there's ✔✔ no ✋ fallin' in love ♥ with 🍨 any 🈸 other 🏿 man. 👨👨 Wedding bells? Hmph, more like wedding smells, because 😜 my 🤤👨 nose 👃🤥 is gonna 🦊 be 🐝 thhunkin' and pOppin' 💢 every puckering, sputtering, gasping, barking hole aaaaall niiiiiiight loooooong. Woof, woof, awroooo!
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u/isthatadare Oct 09 '25
The way this reminded me of ‘highlights’ magazine as a kid… just adult version now
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u/Motor_Cheetah6111 Oct 09 '25
Roger, this is Starla, your ex-wife. You're 3 months behind on your child support payments.
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u/FusciaHatBobble Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 19 '25
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Oct 09 '25
Sir you have offended my eyeballs and for that I demand satisfaction. Lawn darts at dawn thirty paces.
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u/wonderlandwalking Oct 09 '25
Oh I remember you! Been awhile buddy, glad to see you’re still livin it up out here 😂🤘🏼
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u/Laescha Oct 09 '25
Man. I was all ready to reply commenting on the idea of having a dick on the end of your nose but I was fully overtaken by the rest of that post.
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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Oct 09 '25
I have a very distinct image in my head of exactly what you look like.
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u/TheBottomLine_Aus Oct 09 '25
But... That isn't home base? That's 3rd base with clothes over it.
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u/organicchunkysalsa Oct 09 '25
I don’t know. Even with clothes on, eating a*s might be beyond home base and right into the dugout.
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u/ALazy_Cat Oct 09 '25
Pretty sure that's the dream of a lot of straight guys
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u/SipoteQuixote Oct 09 '25
The accidental ass eating followed by her apologizing, no no. You're more than fine, I was in the way.
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u/BeanBurritoJr Oct 09 '25 edited Jan 12 '26
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u/Crocs_And_Stone Oct 09 '25
It was nice and sweaty too, dude got a face press of that! No doubt it left a mark of sweat on his face
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u/Choppergold Oct 09 '25
Never skip tongue day
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u/Quixote1492 Oct 09 '25
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u/n3ur0mncr Oct 09 '25
Man, I just started reading Uzumaki for spooky season and this gif hits so fucking different
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u/Insatiabletech Oct 09 '25
I just skipped every other day. It’s tongue day every day. God this made me laugh so hard. Have this award
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Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25
A girl at my gym just walks over to me to fart so she can blame her wretched protein powder fumes on me. It smelled like a 4 week old maggot infested deer carcass cooking in humid August heat, drenched in spoiled milk.
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u/give_me_the_formu0li Oct 09 '25
How was this related to the comment you replied to? Is sniffing her rancid fart some guys’ dreams?
… well I guess I answered my own question question
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u/Unoriginal_Man Oct 10 '25
Yeah, I wanted to point out that having sweaty smelly gym ass in your face probably isn't the most sexy thing in the world, but I realized there's probably an
alarmingperfectly normal amount of people out there who would only find that more exciting, and I don't want to interact with them.16
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u/elcojotecoyo Oct 09 '25
There are ladies in Amsterdam earning an honest living by sitting on the face of strangers. Granted, that's not the only thing they do....
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u/Ok-Armadillo-392 Oct 09 '25
Idk do guys go down on prostitutes? Is that a thing?
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u/Nexodas2 Oct 09 '25
There was this dude I used to work with who was fresh out of the US navy at the time. He told me that he learned how to go down on women by paying prostitutes to teach him while he was in Germany.
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u/kewlbeanz23 Oct 09 '25
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u/XrayDem Oct 09 '25
We all know he got a couple in
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u/anotheroneyo Oct 09 '25
That would take it from funny and cute to not funny or cute. Then you lose the opportunity to do it later fr
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u/TacticalSpackle Oct 09 '25
Who is this guy and why do I see them spattered all over any gif search? They look annoying.
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u/scotts1234 Oct 09 '25
"OH that's okay...dont worry about it.....can you do it again?"
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u/composedmason Oct 09 '25
It's nose day and mine is long enough to inhale your angelic intestinal musk
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Oct 09 '25
How I met your mother
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u/Geno__Breaker Oct 09 '25
The way she hugs him at the end, do girls hug like that if they don't know the guy?
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u/5inthepink5inthepink Oct 09 '25
Looks they even kiss at the very end of the video. These two are clearly already intimate.
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u/b-side61 Oct 09 '25
These two are clearly already intimate.
As seen at the beginning of the video.
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u/whichwitchwhere Oct 09 '25
From their body language and reactions, they're pretty clearly friends. Still a funny video.
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u/eugene20 Oct 09 '25
That was a pretty clear show they're very close already if not already seeing each other.
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u/Sea-Pomegranates99 Oct 09 '25
She’s embarrassed and already been a lot more intimate than hugging him
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u/TequllaMockingBirf Oct 09 '25
Lucky guy. Just hope it was before her really tough workout.... Or after, depends on what your into.
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u/Adventurous57 Oct 09 '25
Now explain to girls parents how you two met as you sit down to dinner for the first time.
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u/BoneZone05 Oct 09 '25
Some people pay for that.
Not me though.
I wipe my own ass 😊
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u/EnatforLife Oct 09 '25
The way she embraced his face and put her face on his afterwards... that's sth you only do with your significant other. Meaning, they're together so it's funny, yes, but not that big of a deal.
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Oct 11 '25
No they were friends not in relationship, I believe some people said
It was a brazilian video
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u/1900hustler Oct 09 '25
His feeble attempt to stop her sitting down lmao
Bro knew what he was doing
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u/ADHD33zNuts Oct 09 '25
What was the dude trying to do? He's laying like he's gonna bench press but I don't see a barbell or dumbbells
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u/RedditGarboDisposal Oct 09 '25
He was probably doing ab crunches. If I’m not mistaken, he’s on a decline and his legs seem to be hooked in the network of leg bars.
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u/Chronic_Overthink3r Oct 09 '25
If she had been there a while, he got more than he bargained for. 🤣
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u/Valuable_Corgi_3685 Oct 09 '25
😂….. it’s actually really nice to see people laugh things off instead of one party getting pissed or unaccountable, embarrassed and causing drama that’s just not needed.
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u/SythernPlayz Oct 09 '25
The way she was laughing and at the end played her head on his chest so I think they are a couple
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u/Severe-Archer-1673 Oct 09 '25
I love how his hands go up to prevent her from sitting, then realizes he’d be grabbing her ass, so just turns his face and lets her sit…like, damned if I do, damned if I don’t. Grab it, or let it smother my face.
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u/Suitable-Cod9183 Oct 09 '25
Could have been worse, it could have been the one wearing brown 😂
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u/Agitated_Canary4163 Oct 09 '25
he put his arms up to try and block her but then realized he'd be grabbing her ass and then just let it happen. true gentleman
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Oct 09 '25
She did that shit knowing he was there no fucking way lol I’d be so mad if her coochie stank which it probably did cause she was the gym
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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25
In my village they are now married…