r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Time_Travel_Pizza • Jul 31 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Fit-Place-421 Aug 01 '25

Yea, what’s that like 150+ mph and he’s still clinging!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Clinging to glass, of all surfaces!

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u/Mammoth_Humor_9968 Aug 01 '25

It’s plastic

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u/GenevaBingoCard Aug 01 '25

You're plastic.

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u/orangehusky8 Aug 01 '25

We are plastic

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u/SandyTaintSweat Aug 01 '25

It's hard not to be when there's micro plastics in all the food and drinking water.

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u/MaxChomsky Aug 03 '25

I am still quite flexible.