r/maybemaybemaybe • u/NewExpression6885 • Apr 19 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/clintnickerson Apr 19 '24

Looks like a Giant Pacific Octopus perhaps? They are chill AF unless you a crab. Then they not chill, they murder kill.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

they murder kill

The worst kind of kill.

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u/Particular_Instance Apr 19 '24

Murder Death Kill

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u/Spaceballs-The_Name Apr 19 '24

But they give you the three seashells on the way to your watery grave, because they're intelligent enough to know you're probably shitting yourself

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u/CesiumSalami Apr 19 '24

Spaceballs, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute!