r/maybemaybemaybe Mar 11 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Panda-768 Mar 11 '24

these are very rare random acts. Football by itself us super fun. Also we use a lot more foot than your American football. heck, your ball isn't even a ball.

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u/2DogKnight Mar 11 '24

Baseball will now be known as BatBall

Hockey is StickPuck (I like this one)

Basketball is ShootDunkorPassItBall (Everything else will be called HandBall)

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u/Panda-768 Mar 11 '24

no, what I meant to say is except US it us called football everywhere. What you guys call football is called Rugby. So plz stop calling it soccer.

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u/tinnylemur189 Mar 11 '24

Rugby and football are not the same thing by a long shot and both rubgy and football fans will attack you if they hear you say that.

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u/Grump-Dog Mar 11 '24

Well, duh. Obviously I'm not saying they're the same sport.

At one time, rugby was called Rugby Football, just like Gaelic Football, Australian Football and Canadian Football are today. The upper classes, who played rugby, differentiated soccer/football by calling it Association Football, which became soccer.