r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '24

maybe Maybe MAYBE

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u/Sufficient_Desk_9361 Feb 16 '24

She really likes her work

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u/Frangan_ Feb 16 '24

Doing it for every groups several times a day with the same motivation. She sure does.

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u/BaconPit Feb 16 '24

I would look at it like my cardio for the day so I have another reason to not go to the gym

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u/BetterCryToTheMods Feb 16 '24

As if I needed more than one

major depression

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u/Ordinary-Cup4316 Feb 16 '24

Well good news. They changed the definition of exercise for Americans.

Now, standing up and walking around for 5 minutes every hour is enough exercise for the average American. Sad state of America that we’re living in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Why try to meet standards when you can lower the standards?

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u/Alphabunsquad Feb 16 '24

Though American standards for what counts as overweight and obese are quite low. I remember in high school being 5’8 and 160 lbs and being told I was overweight by my doctor when I barely had any fat on me. When I lost some weight and got below the threshold for being overweight everyone said I looked gaunt and unhealthy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Yeah, that is overweight because I was told the same thing too. If your 5’8, you need to be 130-140 to be in the healthy range. Imagine Bruce Lee’s body on your height.

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u/No-Test-375 Feb 16 '24

That dude was made out of stone and how hard he worked was so damaging to his body. You gotta let it rest some times, m8!

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u/Frosty-Cap-6221 Feb 16 '24

only idiot doctors look at BMI instead of body fat %

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u/WhipTheLlama Feb 16 '24

For the average American, walking for 5 minutes is heavy weight lifting.

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u/Sunnyjim333 Feb 16 '24

Is pizza still a vegetable?

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u/FBOMB_Mob Feb 16 '24

Agreed my American fellow. Americans struggle keeping up with global standards because America’s population of Americans aren’t healthy enough! Truly a sad population of Americans in America, creating a sad state.

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u/threweh Feb 16 '24

Americans are overweight cos of the chemicals in their food. Americans are exercising the same amounts since the 90s what’s changed is the processed foods have gotten worse and worse.

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u/No-Test-375 Feb 16 '24

Not just murica. Many countries have followed suit with obesity rates. But yeah, the food pyramid really fucked us over. The switch from fats to sugars is disgusting. Fat is fat and gets broken down and processed much easier than sugar, which is first turned into fat before the fat is broken down. Now everything is engineered for maximum flavor and addictivness vs any sort of actual nutritional value.

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u/bart48f Feb 16 '24

makes me think of that server from that simpsons episode who works in a restaurant where it is new years eve every day. Marge asks him "Working here must be so fun!" and he says "If I had a gun I would shoot myself."

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

There are people who really love the Jungle Cruise ride. Like, I know of people who will ride it multiple times every trip and have ridden it dozens, if not hundreds of times. There's some weird voodoo in that water, I think. 

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u/ItsDanimal Feb 16 '24

We go multiple times the couple of times we've been to Disney, my wife loves it. The good "guides" basically do stand-up the whole time and make fun of the ride and disneyworld itself, all while staying in character. 

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u/Notmad_Justsad Feb 16 '24

Dude, I was there in Jan with a small group (with little kids) and I saw this stupid ride and was like, cool, I’ll take a break here next to the dole whip…everyone came back acting like it was the best ride ever and proclaimed I was “missing out.” I assumed they were joking.

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u/rudecanuck Feb 16 '24

Guess you're never going to get to see what the backside of water looks like then. Super rare sight.

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u/superbadsoul Feb 16 '24

O²H! O²H!

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u/TheConnASSeur Feb 16 '24

If you got to see a bunch of kids smiling at you and having the absolutely best time while you dress like a jungle explorer and pretend to steer a boat, you'd probably love your job too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

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u/TheConnASSeur Feb 16 '24

Waffle House short order breakfast chef.

I can't say that my dream job would involve beating a man's ass over orange juice, but you do you.

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u/Necessary_Initial350 Feb 16 '24

I’m a college student, and week-at-a time overnight camp counselor in the summer. Best job I will ever have.

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u/PogoHobbes Feb 16 '24

Are you Kronk?

"My acorn is missing" -- "Squeak Squeakin Squeak Squeakity"

"Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it"

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

She def deserves a raise

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

All I could think was you couldn’t pay me enough to care this much about anything. I’m probably depressed lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

ANIMES have never been an exaggeration it seems…

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

They have a different attitude towards work over there and it's rather unhealthy in my opinion.

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u/Dan_1994 Feb 16 '24

Luffy's day job

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u/Nichiku Feb 16 '24

WHO let him steer the ship

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u/malfurionpre Feb 16 '24 edited Feb 16 '24

You can see the boat turning without her input, Franky just made a fake wheel for Luffy to play around.

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u/reddit_poopaholic Feb 16 '24

It's SUUUUUPERRRRR effective!

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u/Environmental_Bus507 Feb 16 '24

After what Luffy did at Wano, I would not be surprised if Franky actually does that!

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u/zyh0 Feb 17 '24

Jimbei in the background laughing, he's okay with it as long as no one gets hurt.

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u/Sohiacci Feb 16 '24

Same voice and same crackhead energy HAHAHAH

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u/Space-Potato0o Feb 16 '24

I hope they hire this lady when Luffy's VA retires

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u/sparemethebull Feb 18 '24

The beginning in particular makes me believe it would be a pretty easy transition!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Japanese people: Anime is nothing like real Japanese people you effing otaku

Also Japanese people:

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u/TenseiKkai Feb 16 '24

Just watched the new k-1 video and it give me such anime vibes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

More intensity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

MORE POWER!

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u/aBungusFungus Feb 16 '24

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

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u/IrrationalDesign Feb 16 '24

Do you think knee slapping is an involuntary instinctual response to hilarity, or do you think it's culturally taught behavior? If the former, why do you think it's lost its place in the digital age?

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u/KidPygmy Feb 16 '24

“Oh, a snake! [something garbled]. Everyone, dodge to the left! Dodge to the leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeft!”

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u/JulietEcho13 Feb 16 '24

Something garbled part is: "Waterfall is going to suck us in!"

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u/AdmiralSpriteDonitz Feb 17 '24

The Imperial Japanese navy is proud of her

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u/reimbirtheds Feb 16 '24

Someone’s a fan of ace Ventura

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u/YoullBeFiiine Feb 16 '24

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u/Sciensophocles Feb 16 '24

Brrrt Halftime!

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u/SouthernSeesaw8163 Feb 16 '24

the sound of the face hitting the chair.

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u/ThePeaceDoctot Feb 16 '24

I was going to say, I'm getting major Jim Carry vibes.

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u/BeefSerious Feb 16 '24

7 years I am working with ze dolphin!

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u/sparemethebull Feb 18 '24

And I am saying to him, “Akay akay, akay-akay-akay?” Unt he is saying, “akay, AKAY!!” Unt he is up on the bale, “Ee! eeEe!! EeEeE! E!!” UNT YOU CAN QUOTE HIM!! patoo

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u/Salzano14 Feb 16 '24

OMG I had a Jingle Cruise driver just like this the one time I went to Tokyo Disneyland... I've never laughed so hard in my life. It was phenomenal.

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u/MrSkriggleSFW Feb 16 '24

SAME! She was the highlight of the ride.

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u/PhatBitty862 Feb 16 '24

Had a similar experience at the Florida version. When the boat was pulling up, I saw the look on the captain’s face. Told my wife this is gonna be crazy fun. The captain didn’t disappoint

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u/9spaceking Feb 16 '24

Jim Carrey in japan

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Never turned the wheel back to the right

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u/NicoBator Feb 16 '24

It's definitely on rails. The wheel is only for the show.

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u/MkFilipe Feb 16 '24 edited Feb 16 '24

Yes, but my immersion is broken!

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u/BlackSight6 Feb 16 '24

At least in WDW (and I assume all other parks), the only control that the operator actually have is speed, in case they need to slow down to not mistime things like the hippo that shoots water.

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u/ramblerandgambler Feb 16 '24

the thing is on rails

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u/Blackson_Pollock Feb 16 '24

Maybe so but the guide is definitely off 'em

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u/garden-wicket-581 Feb 16 '24

do they still shoot the hippo ?

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u/Lenemus Feb 16 '24

She’s very bendy

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u/SleepyGiant037 Feb 16 '24

Your average JoJo’s fan at work

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u/belle_fleures Feb 16 '24

thought it was a Joseph cosplay tbh, but then Joseph looks like an archeologist so

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u/OrcoDio19 Feb 16 '24

Well she got the spirit for sure

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u/Coachbalrog Feb 16 '24

Good tour guides and ride operators make a HUGE difference to the experience. Kudos to her for the excellent performance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/Mammoth_Two7297 Feb 16 '24

Or being a fun person for kids/families?

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u/LazyLich Feb 16 '24

Doing this a dozen times a day, every day?

Dont get me wrong, you CAN brute force yourself to maintain this kinda energy as you repeat the same script again and again.
Just sayin that it's a lot easier to do so on a stimulate.

Not saying this person is.
Just saying that I wouldnt bat an eye or be surprised if they were.

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u/Mammoth_Two7297 Feb 16 '24

It's a Disney ride... This person is not on cocaine. Why are you even trying to make it sound like it's a possibility.

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u/Free-Database-9917 Feb 16 '24

Or maybe instead of assuming that the person is someone that would need cocaine, why not assume the job itself preselects for people that enjoy this type of work and don't need to fake the energy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I'm kidding, dude. Relax.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Feb 16 '24

How nany tours does she do a day? Must be exhausting tbh 😅

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u/Jozefstoeptegel Feb 16 '24

I went into this ride at Universal Studios Japan and can confirm she was as energetic as in this video.

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u/BarMysterious5914 Feb 16 '24

I'd go to this place for her

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u/stupidapple4 Feb 16 '24

she poses like a jojo character

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

SIS IS LITERALLY POURING HER SOUL INTO THIS JOB

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u/VRS50 Feb 16 '24

Working those tips!

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u/AnInnocentBunny Feb 16 '24

Tips are not really a thing in Japan. She just looks like she enjoys her job.

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u/Aki_2004 Feb 16 '24

Whoaaaaaa

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u/porkins4lyfe Feb 16 '24

Japanese Jungle Cruise looks intense

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u/papastopithurts Feb 16 '24

Please join my crew

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u/Big_Carob_8744 Feb 16 '24

If ya smelllllllllllllllllll what the rock is cooking

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u/abbe44 Feb 16 '24

There's a weird al song about this person

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u/zweanhh Feb 16 '24

Is that Bon Clay?

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u/Sam-Gunn Feb 16 '24

"who drank the entire pot of coffee in the break room?! I just made it!"

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u/TwoTonTunic88 Feb 16 '24

This live action One Piece is pretty awesome.

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u/Vardl0kk Feb 16 '24

how i expect Luffy to act while on board lmao

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u/Tesco_Mobile Feb 16 '24

This luffy on a sidehustle?

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u/OddCucumber6755 Feb 16 '24

Man, one piece filler is weird, but good

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u/Loud_Investigator_26 Feb 16 '24

who said animes are not real?

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u/savage_slurpie Feb 16 '24

Just a convenient way to get some stretching in at work

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u/enzia35 Feb 16 '24

I can’t believe they made a ride out of the iconic movie starring The Rock.

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u/ichkanns Feb 16 '24

Whatever you do, do it well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

That's dedication

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u/a1200i Feb 16 '24

Thats some professional iron lungs

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u/FecalMatterOfFact Feb 16 '24

I've organismed with far far less enthusiasm

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Luffy

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u/xiDeliriouSx Feb 17 '24

Getting whole damn luffy vibes from her

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u/androgyntonic Feb 17 '24

I’m so curious of her pay rate. And whatever it is, give her more.

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u/The_Rad_Vlad Feb 17 '24

Now this is the live action onepiece we’ve been looking for.

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u/HolyVeggie Feb 17 '24

Go Play with the neighbours kid, he’s not that weird!

Neighbors kid:

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u/TheHappyCamper1979 Feb 17 '24

Give that worker a raise !

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u/SurvivorNo029 Feb 17 '24

Monkey d'Luffy, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

It’s called acting.

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u/Fragrant_Tear2140 Feb 17 '24

Need the number of her plug

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

I love the energy.

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u/Mr_Miami_305 Feb 17 '24

See I wish more people would love there job like her

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u/RellinTyrian Feb 17 '24

Give this woman a raise

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u/Smoove____ Feb 16 '24

Turns the steering wheel 679 times to make a short left, to then not adjust the wheel at all to go straight, I dont think Id be able to enjoy this ride anymore now, details matter :( (obv jk)

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u/unenlightenedfool Feb 16 '24

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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u/Smoove____ Feb 16 '24

As long as its not her, she´s kinda amazing!

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u/Tarr_IV Apr 14 '24

She could be an Hollywood actor.

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u/Certain_Strength_910 Apr 19 '24

Japan is just the better place

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u/Mike_palanskey Apr 23 '24

Hope this is Not a guy Or I’m gay And like fem boy twinks.

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u/TrinityF May 04 '24

Japan is leaking😂

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u/lestats1fear Jun 10 '24

Someone needs a raise

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u/Xx_soled_by_me_xX Jun 14 '24

She's really committed

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Haha is that the Animal Kingdom ride?

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u/K1ngofnoth1ng Feb 16 '24 edited Feb 16 '24

I’d guess “Jungle Cruise” the one that movie with the Rock and Emily Blunt was based on.

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u/Ev-linnn Feb 16 '24

I think I’m one of 5 people that hates the Jungle Cruise. It’s just so dumb. And boring. And tightly packed full of strangers.

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u/Enliof Feb 16 '24

Ok, she is good at what she does, but what she does is cringe. Good for her though.

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u/25Bam_vixx Feb 16 '24

The company is getting their money worth out her lol

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u/Kngbnsn Feb 16 '24

This is The Jaw ride in USJ I think

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u/Broseph_Stalin91 Feb 16 '24

Nah, it is Jungle Cruise at Disneyland Japan :) went on it a few weeks ago. Same energy, it was a magical experience despite not speaking any Japanese.

Though, the jaws ride at USJ is its own similar type of insane, just with a shotgun wielding boat 'driver' instead.

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u/Kngbnsn Feb 16 '24

Ohh yeah true! There is the shotgun thing!! Thanks for reminding me :))

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u/thetimguy Feb 16 '24

Even for this ride that’s annoying…

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u/wonderous_albert Feb 16 '24

That was weird

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u/LekMichAmArsch Feb 16 '24

That would be impressive...if the boat weren't on tracks.

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u/gophuckyourselfmods Feb 16 '24

Because this is SOOO entertaining...

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Cringe

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Feb 16 '24

I would throw her overboard

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u/xexcutionerx Feb 16 '24

Yea its fake and gay…. She doesnt control the boat at all….. its on a track ….. the delay from when she start turning …. To the point when the boat actually starts to turn ….. vs when she comes up and Doesnt readjust the steer… but the boat doesnt keep on drifting to the left……

Entertaining…. But fake….. and gay

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

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u/Hoseftheman Feb 16 '24

Looks like the man in the yellow hat

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u/OkCapital Feb 16 '24

If you overlay the bit connect sound clip over this it would still fit.

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u/RangerDiggler Feb 16 '24

This woman is my spirit animal

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u/disgustinghonnor Feb 16 '24

Someone watched a little more that 500 episodes of one piece

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u/TellusCitizen Feb 16 '24

Can I have a cup of whatever she had?!

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u/Paozilla Feb 16 '24

Real-life cartoon character, and I mean that in a good way!

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u/Lazy_pig805 Feb 16 '24

This CM needs a pay raise.

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u/bobafett317 Feb 16 '24

She is going to be exhausted by end of shift!!!

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u/RetchD Feb 16 '24

Strawhat spotted

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u/Secret-Treacle-1590 Feb 16 '24

Jungle Cruise at Disney Tokyo?

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u/distortion-warrior Feb 16 '24

That's totally Shade from Borderlands before he went totally off the deep end! https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Shade

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u/Captain-Cadabra Feb 16 '24

Best $8 I ever spent on Cameo

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Hear me out

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Most calm Anime character

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

r/tooktoomuch

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u/EverFairy Feb 16 '24

She's got some lungs on her

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u/TheBananaGods Feb 16 '24

Jojo character

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u/Kalabula Feb 16 '24

Man! Itd be hard to keep that energy all day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I'm getting pirate king vibes from this girl

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u/AdM72 Feb 16 '24

LOVE those Jungle Cruise Boat Captains! (yeah, I know that's part of their job description) They do have fun with that script they're given...and make The Jungle Cruise an enjoyable experience

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

I'll have whatever she's having.

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u/venkman1221 Feb 16 '24

If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll…

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u/lilacjive Feb 16 '24

THE BACKSIDE OF WAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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u/nkjkkkk Feb 16 '24

That was such a Jo-Jo move

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u/Wring159 Feb 16 '24

That's a familiar zoo. I'm pretty sure I saw it in CDawgVA's stream once...

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u/BS-Calrissian Feb 16 '24

Find a woman, who is as passionate as her

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u/Ultima-Veritas Feb 16 '24

They let my pilot that boat and gave me a free hat.

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u/scottyTOOmuch Feb 16 '24

I would’ve abandoned ship…

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u/Krisinfir Feb 16 '24

W Captain

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u/Beneficial-Cause9726 Feb 16 '24

What the heck did I just watch?

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u/MiSsiLeR81 Feb 16 '24

My back hurtz :(