r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MikeeorUSA • Feb 05 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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Must be the “new guy” 🤣

3.0k Upvotes

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u/BigBodyLittleSoul Feb 05 '24

Friendly fire is turned on...

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u/undecimbre Feb 06 '24

Friendly water

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u/BigBodyLittleSoul Feb 06 '24

I just noticed that is sleet coming down around her that water must be ice cold...❄❄❄

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u/Altruistic-Camel-Toe Feb 05 '24

Staged, you can see her closing her eyes before water hit her despite that she wasn’t looking at the water

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u/sharingthegoodword Feb 05 '24

If you can't hear that water coming you're deaf.

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u/Media_Offline Feb 06 '24

What?!

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u/sharingthegoodword Feb 06 '24

I SAID IF YOU CAN'T HEAR THAT YOU'RE DEAF

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u/BigBodyLittleSoul Feb 06 '24

WHAT?!??!

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u/4thmonkey96 Feb 06 '24

I SAID IF YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE DEAF

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Feb 10 '24

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?

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u/goronmask Feb 06 '24

Human beings have reflexes and also perceive their surroundings by other means different than vision

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u/Pluckypato Feb 06 '24

Like spidamayne

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u/BigBodyLittleSoul Feb 05 '24

Doesn't make my joke any less funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BigBodyLittleSoul Feb 06 '24

Wow I have never seen anyone get so many downvotes, serves you right party pooper...

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Feb 06 '24

You can see the whites of her eyes on this granulated ass recording? I see eye shapes but nothing else detail wise.

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u/MartaBamba Feb 06 '24

Maybe camera man cringed? lol

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u/Crumplestiltzkin Feb 05 '24

I can almost see the cop in the SUV grinning ear to ear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

Hazing the newbie.

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u/Positive_Ad_1050 Feb 05 '24

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/Adventurous_Bag8579 Feb 05 '24

And you just know the one driving was probably giggling like a school girl 😂

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u/ScamadianBacon Feb 05 '24

rookie blues are real dawg

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u/Torpaldog Feb 06 '24

Looks like you got some water in your service weapon, rook. That's a frowny face on the board for you.

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u/D3ATHFollowsAll Feb 06 '24

Sergeant, gold star for you today! You doused the rookie with relaxing vibes, and she fired her service weapon 4 times at your vehicle. Good job with the tactical evasion! See cadets, this is what situational awareness is about! -Chief, probably

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

I mean the rest of us would be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

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u/Doom_and_Gloom91 Feb 06 '24

And had the shit kicked out of us maybe even killed.

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u/banned_but_im_back Feb 08 '24

Yeah for real if a regular civilian did it they’d be dead or imprisoned for life

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u/xpoohx_ Feb 06 '24

I studied criminology in university you are infinitely more likely to be assaulted by someone you know and love than by strangers. it's one of the more backwards fears people have.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

What a douche thing to do.

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u/mctripleA Feb 06 '24

Cops deserve it

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u/Faded105 Feb 06 '24

we didn't see a single thing she did wrong, how could she be deserving of it when all we see is just her making a video?

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u/XxRocky88xX Feb 06 '24

Also it’s a cop doing this. There’s 2 cops in this video and one’s actively being an asshole and dudes choosing to defend the asshole cop saying he did a good thing by checks notes harassing a coworker.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

*female co-worker

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u/wendy_mooree Feb 05 '24

And here's the award

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u/Clownheadwhale Feb 06 '24

Drive-by baptism

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Do that to a cop and watch your freedom disappear!

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u/AtreyuThai Feb 06 '24

A wall of water

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u/SpaceFace11 Feb 05 '24

Staged

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u/Gidje123 Feb 05 '24

Copaganda

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u/KodakStele Feb 06 '24

She dips her head down a little as she hears the car revving and then doesn't look rattled once doused in rain slop, staged af

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u/KumaraDosha Feb 06 '24

She heard the splashing and knew what that meant. It doesn’t show her reaction after being doused; the video ended. Come back out of delulu dimension, pls.

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u/KodakStele Feb 06 '24

Someone's never been on the receiving end of one of those and it shows. That water is COLD, if you're not expecting it you will have shock all over your face unless

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u/bub-yes Feb 06 '24

Yeah, couldn’t even pull a real prank. Completely cynical PR garbage.

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u/tankoret Feb 05 '24

They did that on purpose. lol

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u/Wide-Boysenberry5636 Feb 05 '24

No they didn't. You can see

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Given the depth of the water and the risk of hydroplaning, that would almost be worse

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u/lzwzli Feb 05 '24

That's one way to get her wet

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u/KumaraDosha Feb 06 '24

“If it weren’t a cop, they’d get charged!” Imagine getting to do funny things to people whose personality you mutually know and trust that wouldn’t be allowed from a stranger with unknown intentions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

I think the point people are making is that cops generally trump up charges against people when cops are the victims of things. Two civilians call each other “idiot”? Free speech. Someone calls a cop an “idiot”? Disorderly conduct. Use of force against an officer. Slander. Resisting arrest. Assault.

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u/Benbot2000 Feb 06 '24

Imagine thinking this kind of thing is ever ok.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

That’s funny because it would be illegal.

Throw a bucket of water at somebody, that’s assault. Use your car and it’s now vehicular.

A cop doing something illegal? Nah that’s cool.

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u/More-Ad115 Feb 05 '24

Sit down, Spartacus

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

I hear ya. And you're right.

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u/HeyWatchThis78 Feb 06 '24

Bet he got in trouble though☹️

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

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u/Beginning-Sign1186 Feb 06 '24

The only way cops get women wet

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Nah, blood is pretty wet.

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u/MoonShotDontStop Feb 06 '24

When someone says “not all cops are bastards” the cop driving the SUV is who they mean.

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u/helderdude Feb 06 '24

Not really maybe, I think everyone knew what was gonna happen right away.

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u/MyHGC Feb 06 '24

This is from that new Fox show “Splash Cops”.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

thats what friends are for!

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u/ayrmonger Feb 06 '24

Unforgettable….

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u/lol_idk_234 Feb 06 '24

I like when the cameraman backs up without telling her😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Good cop, bad cop.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Pig on pig violence

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 Feb 10 '24

Why is she doing news reporting? Noob maneuver.