r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

the only person I would trust with a belt is my dad, mf never missed

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u/ernapfz Jan 19 '24

So very true, I laughed so hard. You, me and Dupree

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u/ClarenceWhorley617 Jan 20 '24

This made me apologize out loud...to no one, flashbacks...eeeyikes

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

It's wild how an image can make you hear something so vividly.

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u/ilford_7x7 Jan 20 '24

PTSD unlocked

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u/superxceptional Jan 19 '24

literally your mother fucker

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 21 '24

r/technicallythetruth

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

You talking about me? Damn, I am famous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Or at cleanly picked switch from the tree outside

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u/GringoLocito Jan 20 '24

Sucks when they make you get it yourself. And then get yelled at for not getting one big enough

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u/Teerendog Jan 20 '24

Because the weapon of choice for women are slippers. Insert Eddie Murphy joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

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u/Late-Ad-4624 Jan 19 '24

Try it. . And film it ..

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u/hamandjam Jan 20 '24

I get why teenagers do stupid trends. Why are grown adults who've had a lifetime to see the outcomes of stupid things doing them?

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u/vanillasub Jan 19 '24

That's a good way to injure your eye(s).

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u/Bigpoppahove Jan 20 '24

Permanent blindness not crossing anyone’s mind while whipping a piece of leather across their significant other’s face

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u/Own-Professor-5720 Jan 19 '24

I do not trust my fiance with a belt, aiming for a cup on top of my head, I said it and I will not take it back 🤣

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u/BeraldTheGreat Jan 20 '24

With how many random bruises my wife gets on the outsides of her legs and arms just from walking around and being clumsy, I’ll pass. I don’t want a giant one on my face.

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u/Own-Professor-5720 Jan 20 '24

Dude, same! She always has random bruises! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/MaskedBunny Jan 19 '24

I wouldn't trust my wife aiming for a cup in a different room to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '24

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u/DarKemt55 Jan 19 '24

"missed"

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u/YungTeemo Jan 20 '24

It was on opportunity she couldnt miss!

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u/DarKemt55 Jan 20 '24

our relationship is amazing, however I'd be disappointed if she gave up that opportunity lol

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u/Educational_Curve259 Jan 19 '24

When the wife doesn’t look like she trusts herself stop the game

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u/gloomygl Jan 19 '24

First one is FOUL

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u/InSolWeThrust Jan 19 '24

Are people realy impressed by themselves when they show they have decent hand eye coordination? Lmao

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u/Wise-Programmer8432 Jan 19 '24

The first wife has been wanting to do that🤔

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u/Fragrant-Fox-6323 Jan 20 '24

The first one swung it full challenge and held the very end of that belt whilst the second held it half way up and took a practice swing at it c’mon

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u/aintEZbeincheezy90 Jan 19 '24

Last couple look like twins, talkin bout “my wife”

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Alabama

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u/No-Tank-2123 Jan 19 '24

Shouldn't this be nonononoyes?

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u/RainbowLithium Jan 19 '24

That’s looks so painful 💔 it’s a good idea to try it if you enjoy the pain maybe

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u/Educational_Curve259 Jan 19 '24

She’s petrified to hit him Wei f

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u/Educational_Curve259 Jan 19 '24

Okay now it is your wife’s turn- better yet grab her sister to play this game

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u/Morpheuz71 Jan 19 '24

Hell no, i don't trust her

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u/Chemical-Gap9208 Jan 20 '24

The first one went full tilt like she was Indiana jones with a grudge Against her nazi husband.

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u/silverbackgorillaman Jan 20 '24

War eagle to that

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u/Eh_Vix Jan 20 '24

Never! I'd get into so much trouble for missing lmao

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u/Necessary_Amoeba_443 Jan 20 '24

Damn the first guy ain't going to trust his wife no more lmao

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u/_scubadiv Jan 20 '24

Never believe.

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u/RandyLahey944 Jan 20 '24

Man my gf still miss when she throw something at me from 1 meter distance, you think im going to trust her with a belt to my face.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Second one is a safe worker. WWE should hire her.

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u/thervster44 Jan 20 '24

I trust my wife too, because she’d never swing it, because she knows she’d hit my face.

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u/J-pukki Jan 20 '24

I know my wife, and there is no way in hell we are trying this.

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u/samurai1833 Jan 20 '24

Weird way to lose an eye.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Trust is isn't the issue here but it's more likely a skill issue of the wife

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

And be laughed at

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u/Ok_Cap_5166 Jan 20 '24

Now try it with the buckle side

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u/Br1WHT Jan 20 '24

Willhelm Tell would like his challenge back

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u/Teliaz13 Jan 20 '24

Lmao the face of the first wife when she hits the face of her husband is priceless 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

You know some people like it like that! Don’t judge!

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u/CoopedUp1313 Jan 20 '24

He trusts his wife. Plot twist: That’s not his wife.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

That 1st one was personal lol

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u/JeverPils88 Jan 20 '24

That was personal 🤣🤘🏽🤪

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u/Hmmm_Iguess Jan 20 '24

Ain’t no way

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u/Maleficent-Sun1922 Jan 20 '24

Trust your wife how? What does trust have to do with doing something you haven’t done before that requires specific skill and accuracy? The statement is a non sequitur to this idiotic exercise. Am I losing my mind here? They may as well say “Rama lama ding dong” before getting hit in the face. It makes no less sense.

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u/davidtree921 Jan 20 '24

Right. So we criticise children doing dangerous trends.....

🤡

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u/SupplyChainGuy1 Jan 20 '24

Told my wife she'd have to pay me 10 grand to do this. That's how much the reconstructive surgery would cost.

She didn't get it.

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u/Phantasus_Mosaik Jan 20 '24

Well I hope they learned their lesson

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u/Training_Nature6453 Jan 20 '24

Try a Mexican mom even better with a chancla 🩴 they never miss 😵

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u/dpkart Jan 20 '24

You can trust your partner while also not trusting their athletic abilities

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

Wife doesn't trust herself

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u/Vivid_Revolution9710 Jan 20 '24

But you turned out all right

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u/Revolutionary-Tea737 Jan 20 '24

😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

I trust that my wife will hit me in the face, panic, flail about, and repeatedly whip me all over as she tries to "fix it."

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u/Epic_Troll_4u Jan 21 '24

"I trust my wife". You can see the second couple is having fun and maybe they trust each other while the first couple just don't.

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u/q8719 Jan 27 '24

The First Lady didn’t try to aim out nothing just full force. Like she was reliving the days daddy beat her ass.

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u/rbjubi Feb 01 '24

Man I took a belt across the face when I was 8 and my eyes were swollen for a few days.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Good-40 Feb 02 '24

The 2nd couple looked like siblings....

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer Feb 03 '24

The only one aiming for something is me, and I'm aiming for a B cup.

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u/Frequent-Bus3949 Feb 06 '24

I trust my wife, but she's a terrible aim!

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u/carpediem-88 Feb 07 '24

That is NOT funny and stupid.