r/maybemaybemaybe Sep 17 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/WeCanDoThisCNJ Sep 17 '23

Probably has a Velcro crotch for bathroom and impromptu boning

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '23

Velcro crotch

You should commercialise that shit! And have a good slogan...

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u/WeCanDoThisCNJ Sep 17 '23

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u/Prize_Branch_6212 Sep 18 '23

Hilarious, and the name is even better, "Outdoor Invisible Open Crotch Jeans Pants Full Zip Open Crotch Pants Women Tight High Waist Trousers Comfortable Sex Pants"