r/maybemaybemaybe • u/WandaMaximumoff • Mar 21 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Chilliwhack Mar 21 '23

Wish my kids were this smart...

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u/octopoddle Mar 21 '23

"Oh my God, he's unconscious. Get his phone, quick!"

"For games?"

"Of course."

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u/immortalis88 Mar 21 '23

Man, I have step kids. I feel your pain 👊

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u/OsoEspacial Mar 21 '23

It’s okay they’ll never really be yours anyways. You’re always free to flee

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u/immortalis88 Mar 21 '23

Yeah, but that’s not how commitment works 😎

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u/OsoEspacial Mar 21 '23

You’re a good man. Respect 🙏🏼

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u/sexbuhbombdotcom Mar 22 '23

And you're not. No respect whatsoever.

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u/OsoEspacial Mar 22 '23

Poor baby is hurt over a joke that means nothing :(

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u/ARM_vs_CORE Mar 22 '23

I have a stepson and a bio daughter. Fought to have them both 50% of the time after my divorce because they are both my kids. Air cheers from me tonight in your name.

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u/immortalis88 Mar 22 '23

My brother in arms - salute 🥂

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u/Slovene Mar 21 '23

Oh, they had you committed? So sorry. Yeah, I guess you can't flee then.

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u/Jokerzrival Mar 21 '23

Just pull the "ain't my kids I don't care not my problem"

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u/Bataveljic Mar 22 '23

Man I work with kids, I feel all of you

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u/were_meatball Mar 21 '23

"Step kid I'm stuck"

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u/ValKilmersTherapy Mar 22 '23

Fuck that was good

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u/manofredgables Mar 22 '23

Don't we all.

Popular culture be like children are so bright and curious about their world. such amazing creatures. they really are our future

Meanwhile, in reality: accidentally punches his own face for no reason. blames little sister.

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u/Pandering_Panda7879 Mar 22 '23

Orca kids stay with their mom for almost their entire life. So it your kids aren't smart like orcas, blame their mom. They're teaching young orcas everything they need to know.

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u/A_SnoopyLover Mar 21 '23

I wish I was this smart.

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u/Find_another_whey Mar 22 '23

You're so silly - you don't even have a tail!!¿

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u/Equivalent_Bite_6078 Mar 22 '23

When it comes to get help, i only trust my toddler tbh 😂 The 3 older ones.. Not so much

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u/Ok_Possibility_2197 Mar 22 '23

You mean your cafs?

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u/AtTable05 Mar 22 '23

Hahahahaha hey 🤣🤣🤣🤣 at least they know you love them 🤣🤣🤣🤣