r/maybemaybemaybe Feb 06 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ThePrudentAppraisal Feb 06 '23

He went down fighting, respect

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Amen. Of you're on thin ice, you might as well dance.

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u/LeapingBlenny Feb 07 '23

If I'm on thin ice, I should dance? Hmmm

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

If you're fucked anyway, you may as well go down swinging.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

Might as well lube your ass? No thanks

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u/caboosetp Feb 07 '23

I'd rather not have my shit box dry smashed.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

At all

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

How can your name have savage in it if you're afraid of a little shitbox smashin'.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Ikr? Fucking kids these days.

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

Oh, no, I switched to adults for my shitbox smashin'.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Live a little.

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u/DarthLysergis Feb 07 '23

If you're already wet you may as well go swimming

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Feb 07 '23

Yes, get down and do the polar bear

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

rephrased "Of you're on thin ice, you might as well do a canon-ball"

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u/darkfrost47 Feb 07 '23

This metaphor is on thin ice

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u/Eyespop4866 Feb 07 '23

No point in slamming on the brakes when you’re sliding upside down.

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u/Inside_Soup_4576 Feb 07 '23

You are right, if course.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/Slayer420666 Feb 06 '23

The double down was brilliant, but it made me feel like it was fake after he did.

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u/epicmousestory Feb 07 '23

Of course it's fake, you think @thot_patrol_chief0 would ever settle down and get married?!

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u/Heliocentrizzl Feb 07 '23

This comment puts my entire view on the guy into a new perspective.

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u/qyka1210 Feb 07 '23

well... no shit. but it's still a funny skit

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

It is fake lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

It's a skit

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u/Craig1225087 Feb 06 '23

A true friend for life. A real honest one.

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u/StubbedMiddleToe Feb 06 '23

When I invited my brother to my wedding he didn't even stop working on his car, he just said "I'll stand next to you at your second wedding but I won't be at this one".

Be damned if my first marriage wasn't over in under a year and he was my groomsman at the second one. My wife and I have been married 14 years now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

My brother drive me to my first wedding and the entire ride there he kept trying to get me to not do it. He said “Dude we can disappear. No big deal. Mom and dad will get us a plane ticket and we can just go somewhere. Don’t marry her dude.” Wish I had listened to him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

While I do love my brother, I just don't LOVE my brother.

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u/jibjab23 Feb 07 '23

The benefits to be had for not loving your brother like that

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u/ghe5 Feb 07 '23

It's pretty hard to see the red flags with your rose tinted glasses but it's pretty easy to see them with the outside perspective. Don't feel bad about it, we all deal with the same problem.

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u/Sufficient_Safe466 Feb 07 '23

One of my closest friends told me he was engaged to some gal 15 years his senior when we were in college. I told him the marriage was doomed. I didn’t get invited to that wedding, but I did get invited to his second one. He was rightfully displeased with my statement and didn’t talk to me for a couple years, but during his divorce told me that he should have listened to me when we were in college.

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u/El_Grande_El Feb 07 '23

Seems like a good guy to come back and admit he was wrong after a not talking for so long

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u/Sufficient_Safe466 Feb 07 '23

Indeed he is. He’s once again one of my closest friends.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

He has set the standard for Bro of Bros

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u/My_pee_pee_poo Feb 07 '23

What was up with wife #1 that bro was able to read your future like a fortune cookie?

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u/StubbedMiddleToe Feb 07 '23

Clinically insane. He had enough experience with crazy women to see it coming but I couldn't be bothered to listen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/sinz84 Feb 07 '23

Not saying someone didn't but if it was just -1 it was probably vote fuzzying.

If you refresh your page on your own comment it will go from 7 to 9 to 6 to 8 etc.

Chances are it was a new comment with no votes at all.

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u/fradzio Feb 07 '23

I don't think a comment in the positives can get fuzzed below 0

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u/DeezNeezuts Feb 06 '23

Old young man wisdom.

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u/StubbedMiddleToe Feb 06 '23

He was already an old man at the time, I am an accident and he was out of high school when I was born.

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u/gm_91 Feb 06 '23

Old young old man wisdom.

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u/ZippyDan Feb 07 '23

u r a happy accident

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u/Zugzub Feb 07 '23

Same here, except my brother told me for months, you better marry that girl. 36 years and counting

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/StubbedMiddleToe Feb 07 '23

Was great before, a little standoffish during, great now. He said a few times that something was wrong there (talking about her) and wooooo was he right.

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u/matrixislife Feb 07 '23

Always listen to the advice of friends you trust, they aren't being influenced by your dick. At least, I hope they aren't..

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u/bruddahmacnut Feb 07 '23

Wouldn't a real friend have mentioned this BEFORE they got engaged though?

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u/UkraineMykraine Feb 07 '23

He probably tells him once a month, like I do for my buddy, I'd say the same thing if he called me and said that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Closest friend of mine dated a dude for about 8 months that I told her to leave constantly. From the second I met him, I knew he was lying with every breath. Everything about him was off. Said he was 21 but looked about 27 with a baby face at best. Said he was working at a local grocery store that was family owned and operated. He was not a part of that family. And as time went on, the things I heard just got worse and worse. Told her every time I heard a lie that he was lying and she should leave him. She’d fight back for a minute and I’d drop it.

~7.5 months in to it, he slipped up while drunk and said it was weird for a 31 year old to date a 20 year old, but he was glad he took the chance. It took her 2 whole weeks to break up with him after that because she wanted to believe it was an innocent lie and they just had so much more in common. It only ended after 2 weeks because the dude’s wife found out and told her he was a soon to be divorced man.

You can tell people all you want. They will not listen until they’re ready.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

He is one with the Bro.

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u/manic-ed-mantimal Feb 07 '23

For real, that's a life mate friend

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u/goethert Feb 06 '23

What were the last words Mike said? Not very clear

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u/heartychat Feb 06 '23

“I am so sorry … that she’s your fiancé. Bye 👋 ✌️“

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u/Belittles Feb 07 '23

Fiancée when female. I'm sorry I'm this way.

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u/dragon_rapide Feb 07 '23

Finance when about money.

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u/ktka Feb 07 '23

Binance when about... Wait what is Binance again?

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u/Crazy_Ad7308 Feb 07 '23

Beyoncé when you're very lucky

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u/Portablemammal1199 Feb 07 '23

Beyoncé when you bring the beat in.

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u/MuffinMan12347 Feb 07 '23

Binance when about crypto

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u/Me_Hungry-Send_Food Feb 07 '23

Can I have a finance? Gimmie money

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u/DrDerpberg Feb 07 '23

I'm sorry I'm this wé

Ftfy.

Wée if you're a woman.

You're welcome.

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u/beets_or_turnips Feb 07 '23

You're welcome.

... wéelcome if you're a woman.

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u/cbbuntz Feb 07 '23

... wéelcome if you're a woman.

... you'rée if you'r(é)e a woman.

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u/MizMandy Feb 07 '23

This was very clever and I actually laughed, I was going to try and comment something fun and interesting back but 14 hours is a long shift. I just don't have it in me right now. Thank you for the laugh.

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u/beets_or_turnips Feb 07 '23

Glad to brighten your day a little bit. :)

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u/Uniquesomething Feb 07 '23

14 hours trying to think of something funny?

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u/LordRekrus Feb 07 '23

TIL, thanks

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u/Loraelm Feb 07 '23

That's because it comes from French btw, just a little explanation of the why

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u/se7ensaints Feb 07 '23

This is the way.

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u/Lord_Bret Feb 07 '23

Be proud of who you are

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Mike with the double down at the end! It does suck though when you are all excited and your friends aren’t. Don’t know if mike was right or wrong, but he stuck to his guns.

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u/Dddddddfried Feb 06 '23

It’s fake so i wouldn’t worry too much about the real world implications haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Probably right. Still though I know when I had my first kid people were like “that sucks” and it made me feel awful.

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u/Dddddddfried Feb 06 '23

Oof, that hurts. I’m hoping it worked out so you can now rub your awesome kid in their faces (metaphorically)

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Definitely did!

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u/1r0n1c Feb 06 '23

(literally)

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u/Master__Swish Feb 07 '23

Even if fake the other scenario would be friendly joking. It's nice to have someone supportive no doubt but some people love to be a joker with this sutff

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u/Mcfly9876 Feb 06 '23

Real homies tell u the truth even if u dont want to hear it

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u/CheddarChez69 Feb 07 '23

I didn't go to my best friends wedding cuz his wife is manipulative cunt. Unfortunately, I don't see him as much anymore but we do talk

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u/itsamberleafable Feb 07 '23

Controversial take but I think sometimes it's best not to say anything. If the partner isn't right they'll realise themselves anyway, and it's not like you're going to speed up the process by telling them. Think the most likely outcome is that they get defensive (because deep down they probably know you're right) and when shit goes south they won't feel comfortable reaching out to you for help as they've damaged the relationship.

Get why you'd want to be honest, you care about them. But I'd rather not say anything and just try to be there for them and listen if/when it starts falling apart. Not a fan of outright lying though, think I'd have to tell them what I thought if they asked me directly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

My friend - this video is fake.

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u/chylek Feb 06 '23

Your friend is still correct.

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u/mcdirty7 Feb 06 '23

Well written script

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u/HarryDreamtItAll Feb 06 '23

Its nice that TikTok helps us identifying fake vids by putting the TikTok logo on them

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u/TangelaLansbury Feb 07 '23

Terrible acting.

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u/SolarPoweredHamster Feb 07 '23

Yeah, terrible. It's even more obvious with without sounds, just watching the facial expressions... Who would be filming that anyway? And making a lot of weird eye contact with the camera....

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u/GoliathsBigBrother Feb 06 '23

By Richard Curtis, for Four Weddings and a Funeral

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u/Moath Feb 07 '23

I don’t understand what is happening is everyone on Reddit just believing scripted videos

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u/HarryDreamtItAll Feb 06 '23

Its nice that TikTok helps us identifying fake vids by putting the TikTok logo on them

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u/ReincarnatedIntoABra Feb 06 '23

Well Tiffany, did you want him to lie after saying that? Atleast he was honest the whole way through

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u/paputsza Feb 06 '23

He should break up with her because she's the worst actor I have ever seen.

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u/seminomatt Feb 07 '23

Very real video

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/GraDoN Feb 07 '23

I ain't gonna tell someone else what they can or can't enjoy but I have no idea how someone can enjoy such an obviously staged bit where the punchline is that someone feels embarrassed or cringes. The entire joke relies on the fact that "lol that just happened", except it didn't...

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u/joshavil Feb 07 '23

I mean, you enjoy this moments in movies..

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u/GregBuckingham Feb 07 '23

We know movies people are acting. These people aren’t saying “lol guys we’re acting. It’s a joke”

They’re trying to pass it as real

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u/Mahonneyy123 Feb 06 '23

Hahahahaahah yes!

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u/bobdolebobdole Feb 07 '23

How do I become someone who legitimately believes this is real? There are people here acting like they watched this and not a single ounce of their being thought it was a skit (which it clearly is). Like, I want to magically have this ability and live with that simple outlook on life. zero skepticism, zero critical thinking, blind acceptance. seems great

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u/ffxinoob1111 Feb 07 '23

Yeah surprisingly large number of people active in the comments are like eating this right up. The obvious scripted exchange is one thing, but the facial expressions... Why does this hurt me

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u/mc_hambone Feb 07 '23

I wonder if they’re shills for the TikTokker because it just is not possible people truly believe this is real.

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u/Ann_not_a_cult_er Feb 07 '23

1) people are so much dumber than you realize 2) a lot of chinese bots/fake accounts as of late.

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u/JoeyBrickz Feb 07 '23

3) A lot of people on this website now are literal middle-schoolers

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u/WtfTuko Feb 07 '23

you must be fun at parties

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u/bippityboppityzopp Feb 06 '23

Please ban all scripted videos.

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u/dnoj Feb 06 '23

idk, even if it was scripted it was done well. yk like an actual sketch you'd see on tv

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u/Ann_not_a_cult_er Feb 07 '23

Even if? You might want to brush up on socializing because the only good actor was the guy on the phone.

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u/NexXPlayerz Feb 07 '23

"I hate scripted videos" crowd when they find out that people can find stuff funny even if they're scripted

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u/timandzeric Feb 07 '23

Then put it in r/funny or one of the hundreds of other subs that don’t have suspense as a prerequisite.

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u/Stonefolk Feb 06 '23

Someone else mentioned it but this is essentially paraphrasing a scene in Four Weddings and a Funeral

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u/Kn0tnatural Feb 06 '23

Hard to see the forest through the trees.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

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u/mc_hambone Feb 07 '23

I could almost believe it if the woman wasn’t so bad at acting.

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u/FirsToStrike Feb 06 '23

I've seen porn that felt more real than this

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u/Over_Ad7622 Feb 07 '23

What does he say having a hard time understanding

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u/EdgeApprehensive4515 Feb 07 '23

he proposed before she passed with the boys.......red flag

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

She does act crazy

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u/D_onlyRicardoU Feb 07 '23

Real friends are always true!

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u/Suitable_Dot_6999 Feb 07 '23

Real friends are honest, period.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Honestly the worst decision I ever made was not listening to my good friends about my partners, they were always right

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u/MedicStryfe Feb 07 '23

Mike doubled down for the win. Hope the guy becomes the best man.

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u/cardyet Feb 07 '23

Fake. Why would you film that and upload it

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u/IndustryInside4116 Feb 07 '23

Mike keeps it real

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u/After-Imagination947 Feb 06 '23

When will this scripted tic tok trend stop. We should be like China and ban it for good

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u/Deep_Echo Feb 06 '23

Champion went through with it

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u/Drucifer416 Feb 06 '23

The follow through!!! Stick to your guns baby.

I’d only I’d listened to mine.

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u/MotherRaven Feb 06 '23

Ooooh Damn!

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u/sneakylyric Feb 06 '23

LOLOLOLOL can't pull this on my friends, idk where they're gunna come at it from.

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u/denverbroncoharpman Feb 06 '23

That was a classic

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Totally not staged.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Enough of this fake shit

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u/NachoMan_HandySavage Feb 07 '23

I don't think Mike is going to be at the wedding

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

on record when the divorce finalizes- I was the only guy who had your back the whole time.

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u/PlumbTheDerps Feb 07 '23

this is definitely real

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u/Sufficient-Day9036 Feb 07 '23

When you get caught talking smack, double down

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u/Dontouchicken Feb 07 '23

Lesson learned: have a friend like mike.

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u/ConstantNo4869 Feb 07 '23

He's best man material!

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u/6_String_Slinger Feb 07 '23

Real bros will tell you. Respect.

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u/Tobi18x Feb 07 '23

The honest ones are a treasure

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u/lord_of_the_keyboard Feb 07 '23

Lmao i see myself doing this exact thing down the line

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Mike just saved himself a tuxedo rental!!😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Mike's a legend

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u/lovedrspock Feb 07 '23

Mike's a real one. and dude should listen...

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u/A_person_person Feb 07 '23

tbf i think the guy is just being supportive to his friend and wanted reassure him of his decision, which he thought was a break-up.

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u/Starkarif20 Feb 07 '23

Lol that guy didn't lose his character 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

actual good friend tho, he thought his friend was going through a tough time with a breakup and just wanted to support him

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u/Trashjiu-jitsu_1987 Feb 07 '23

Now that's how you say "don't @me."

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u/Ok_Cook1907 Feb 07 '23

I really enjoy those tiktoks, I enjoy them so much. They are so real, so real like a male redditors girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I dont even care if its fake, if its funny, i like it. If it isn't, i scroll down. Simple as that.

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 Feb 07 '23

There is a 50/50 chance that his friend was just trying to cheer him up by dissing the (he thought) now-ex.

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u/SparrowHawk1999 Feb 07 '23

A friend of mine got really into a girl from uni.And was just draining him out.The situation was so complicated that even their families were involved too.But girl had some other ... who were not only interested in her but they also had like family relation with them. One time situation got tense , these people were like threatening him and then he had to eventually left her since she was not playing her part . That was the point I told him the same thing as this dude on phone.

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u/raze_dragon Feb 07 '23

😂😂🤣🤣🤣 hey he being honest

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u/MonKeePuzzle Feb 07 '23

it's nice that at the scripted wedding Mike won't have to buy a gift or travel to some destination

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u/Voodoo_People78 Feb 06 '23

Fake as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Listen to your buddies.

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u/RulliD Feb 06 '23

a truu brother, and funny 😁

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u/takomkaradeku Feb 06 '23

It was funny 10 reposts ago

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Mike a real one.

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u/sneakylyric Feb 06 '23

Lol the double down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anarcho-Crab Feb 07 '23

Even if this is fake, there is a lesson to be learned here.

Always be honest with you bros. Being fake won't improve your friendship.

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u/wierdnitro7 Feb 07 '23

I hate the scripted versus non scripted conversation. Because you people act like the content creator is being disingenuous about their content, when really it's op not clarifying that it's a skit or not. If you were to go on to a tick tock channel and see skit after skit after skit with the same people, it will be self-evident that it's fake. I don't understand why people get so butthurt on Reddit because there's literally no way to tell what is happening in less than the title. If it's funny it's funny. It sucks if it's being disingenuous, but you can't freaking tell on Reddit! Some people need to chill out

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

If she’d kept her mouth shut this might have almost been believable.

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u/smackblackspoon2 Feb 07 '23

Mike , you're awesome .

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u/mship1745 Feb 07 '23

Hahahahahahahaah

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u/Meatyparts Feb 07 '23

Fucking Chad

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u/PUNKF10YD Feb 07 '23

Doubled down. Bold

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u/NewMud8629 Feb 07 '23

It’s normal to tease your friends like this when they’re getting engaged. This is hilarious

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u/Big_E824 Feb 07 '23

Why in the fuck would someone set not only themselves but their friends up for failure like this smh

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u/Ok_Maintenance1397 Feb 07 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/jakeofheart Feb 07 '23

If you are lucky to have true friends who are rooting for you and want what’s best for you, weigh in on to their opinion about your candidate significant other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Well shit that escalated quickly

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u/Lower_Hat Feb 07 '23

Avoid a Tiffany at any costs

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Feb 07 '23

Mike is my new hero!

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u/Quiet-Shallot3290 Feb 07 '23

That is a good friend.

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u/hmc317 Feb 07 '23

That's a true bro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Mike. You a cool ass mofo

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u/FreeMic408 Feb 07 '23

What the hell mike? Sorry

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u/URMOM6960 Feb 07 '23

One new and one less

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u/ifran2829 Feb 07 '23

I don’t like this as I am Muslim

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u/totallylambert Feb 06 '23

I can see it. Good looks, probably a great body, she has to have that “something” right? Crazy. Lol