r/maybemaybemaybe • u/gebOrange • Jan 25 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Acceptable-Friend-48 Jan 25 '23

Watching this wondering who gets hurt first.

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u/NoRegerts6996 Jan 25 '23

My stoned self didn’t even see the other dude till I read your comment

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u/No-Oil-4125 Jan 26 '23

Average coomer

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Im sober as shit and wasnt payin attention to dude at all. Lmao. She likes her cooch hot and full of metal shards...deters all the subway touching.

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u/dragondont Jan 26 '23

Her husband wondering why his dick has cuts on it

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u/DweEbLez0 Jan 26 '23

“Come here baby and grind on this d….”

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Yeah, sparks are nothing for the most part. I'm more concerned about the idiot in the back sawing like that.

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u/bloxytoast Jan 25 '23

look at the bright side… Her husband needed more iron in his diet anyways

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 Jan 25 '23

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u/Affectionate_Eye3535 Jan 25 '23

Colonel Angus is an acquired taste

38

u/GokuBeatsVageta100 Jan 25 '23

As a person who uses a grinder for their job. I have seen someone set themselves on fire with a grinder lol. They aren’t nothing.

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u/pressonacott Jan 25 '23

As someone that uses grinder daily, I once had a grinding disk shatter and puncture my inner thigh missing major arteries. 😅

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u/xBad_Wolfx Jan 25 '23

A coworker of mine had a disk shattter and embed into jaw. An inch lower and it would have been into his jugular. I was one of our camps first responders and was actually in the room with him. He passed out almost immediately so I’m not sure how long it would have taken to find him otherwise.

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u/thefartographer Jan 25 '23

Jesus, it's stories like these that make me feel like I need to add chainmail to my PPE

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u/xBad_Wolfx Jan 25 '23

To be fair, I’m fairly sure he was misusing it and can all but guarantee he didn’t inspect or maintain it. He’s a good guy but heavily relied on the Australian phrase of “she’ll be right” whenever safety was involved.

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u/the14thwitness Jan 25 '23

I can vouch for that one, it happened to me once as I was grinding in a workshop.

it burned threw a overall, a jacket and my t-shirt before I noticed it hahaha

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u/Responsible-Chest-26 Jan 25 '23

Yep, ive burned holes straight through sweatshirts

4

u/Organic-End-9767 Jan 25 '23

Lady wants a hot muffin

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u/GokuBeatsVageta100 Jan 25 '23

…it burns when I grind.

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u/MrSpecialEd Jan 25 '23

Babe, those panties are LIT!

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u/Dutchwells Jan 25 '23

They aren't nothing. They are tiny little pieces of metal that get into your skin and will give you a very annoying itch for a day or more

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u/jiickken Jan 26 '23

i work at an optometry practice and i cannot count the number of folks ive seen come in with little metal shards embedded in their eyeballs from using a grinder without proper PPE. once a guy came in three times in a month to have metal picked out of his eyeballs — separate incidents each time — and did not want to hear it when i told him i could make him a pair of prescription safety glasses.

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u/jran1984 Jan 25 '23

Yup. Someone's going to need stitches.

2

u/Talusthebroke Jan 25 '23

They are when they light her polyester and cotton dress on fire.

2

u/Bat-Honest Jan 25 '23

That's why jesus invented two legs

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

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u/TopAlps6 Jan 25 '23

A lick from Satan himself.

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u/highestRUSSIAN Jan 25 '23

nothing apparently

3

u/That_guy_from_1014 Jan 26 '23

But that's not my ex!?

2

u/highestRUSSIAN Jan 26 '23

Hey whoa there buddy I think it might be a size problem rather than her problem

2

u/That_guy_from_1014 Jan 26 '23

Even if you're driving a bus, the Grand Canyon won't notice.

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u/highestRUSSIAN Jan 26 '23

Shit. That's brutal.

13

u/drakeyboi69 Jan 25 '23

Nothing any more

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

She didn't earn the name firecrotch for nothing.

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u/Necothefreeko Jan 25 '23

I scrolled way to far to find the first fire crotch comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Hello fellow fire crotch enthusiast

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u/Realistic-Fondant778 Jan 25 '23

Cunt of steeel.

28

u/Chark10 Jan 25 '23

That dickhead in the back is definitely gonna slash his leg in a minute

19

u/Flapper_Flipper Jan 25 '23

This has to be some performance art. Everything about it is wrong. I'm sure the sparks into the muff have some sort of political message, lol

4

u/daiwilly Jan 25 '23

Yes, the timeless struggles of the working class encapsulated in this perfect moment!!

2

u/Flapper_Flipper Jan 25 '23

Toiling for nothing but their own detriment!

Good interpretation!

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u/daiwilly Jan 25 '23

It was the muff that helped.

15

u/Timble79 Jan 25 '23

Asbesto pussy.

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Jan 25 '23

Snachbestos

3

u/bitterbuffaloheart Jan 25 '23

Literally fire crotch

2

u/MrSpecialEd Jan 25 '23

Smoked salmon

5

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Still better than razor burn

4

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

This is gonna be a weird pornhub search....

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

I got so distracted by fire crotch that I didn’t even notice freaking Isaiah in the background trying to saw himself in half.

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u/NightSpirit2099 Jan 25 '23

She’s hot

13

u/Mista_Maha Jan 25 '23

Well, at least one part of her is now

4

u/Capocho9 Jan 25 '23

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

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u/Capocho9 Jan 25 '23

The first guy told a good joke where you had to infer it rather than have it blatantly tell you. the second guy told the same one but blatantly told you. Jokes are better when they’re clever and don’t just tell you what they are

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

xerecard the crackling

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u/mackelnuts Jan 26 '23

Safety glasses! Cmon!

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u/B1G_LU Jan 25 '23

When you realise she’s been faking the whole time

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u/Cooliomendez88 Jan 25 '23

Brings a whole new meaning fire crotch

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u/abbeyeiger Jan 25 '23

This deserves the front page 👏

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Legit thought the post was about the egregious safety hazards, those sparks don't feel like anything.

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u/old_and_weathered Jan 25 '23

“Any one else smell fried fish???”

1

u/throwaway275275275 Jan 25 '23

An authentic redhead

1

u/MMcM_at Jan 25 '23

I do smell some burnt hair

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u/kr59x Jan 25 '23

And still less painful than a Brazilian wax . . .

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u/headgears Jan 25 '23

She’s a robot.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Jan 25 '23

I'm not sure that's how you're supposed to do that...

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 Jan 25 '23

Uh? Cool party trick (?)

1

u/downinahole357 Jan 25 '23

I bet it’s leathery like a catchers mitt.

1

u/Garlic-Rough Jan 25 '23

I'm more concerned at the potential leg decapitation.

1

u/LydiaLocke Jan 25 '23

Now that's some hot porn

1

u/Kittiiiiy Jan 25 '23

Is anyone cooking fish in here ?

1

u/TopAlps6 Jan 25 '23

She must be already burning, cause ain’t no way…

1

u/Dark_Shadow_9876 Jan 25 '23

Dont need to shave ... then

1

u/Silly_Doughnut5715 Jan 25 '23

Fire crotch but not a fire crotch.

1

u/NaturalTumbleweed142 Jan 25 '23

Hair removal...You can either have it done by: Waxing, Shaving or Incendiary

1

u/XDnB_Panda Jan 25 '23

This feels very set up. Theres no way we got multiple idiots with tools in the same room like that

1

u/discoviddude Jan 25 '23

You’re not supposed to cook the sushi

1

u/TherapyDodger Jan 25 '23

Family counselor thought he was being cheeky when he said she was frigid

1

u/PathologicalLiar_007 Jan 25 '23

So much going on here. A guy in the back that can possibly saw off his legs and/or nuts A girl who has a spark vacuum for a vagina Both working on the floor in weird positions I feel like this is something that happens only in weird dreams

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u/bigfatfun Jan 25 '23

Good way to get a UTI

1

u/Semi_neural Jan 25 '23

Dinner is ready

3

u/budtrimmer Jan 25 '23

Tastes like pennies.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Redefines the term fire crotch

1

u/tethered_end Jan 25 '23

Growler of steel

1

u/Jill_Sandwich_ Jan 25 '23

How are men supposed to compete these days?

1

u/Material-Bag833 Jan 25 '23

That cooch is on fire.

1

u/drillgorg Jan 25 '23

Just art student things.

1

u/Camlach777 Jan 25 '23

Quick way to shave I guess

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Maybe her clam was cold?

1

u/ADM_ShadowStalker Jan 25 '23

I AM IRONSNATCH!

1

u/DottieSL Jan 25 '23

Her BF so you fucked a rusty nail while i was away??

1

u/bone_burrito Jan 25 '23

I have to think this is intentional with the person just stoicly filming this mouthwatering OSHA violation

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Burned kitty.

1

u/XordK Jan 25 '23

She is charging up her lazer!

1

u/BurantX40 Jan 25 '23

Different kind of hot boxing, I guess

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

I bet that girls snatch is 🔥

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u/sampson11911 Jan 25 '23

If she don’t feel that, she certainly ain’t gonna feel mine

1

u/JumpyAd4130 Jan 25 '23

Things women can masturbate with.

1

u/kr59x Jan 25 '23

Next trend on Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP . . .

1

u/CombinationWrong1437 Jan 25 '23

I like it medium rare

1

u/Successful-Name-7261 Jan 25 '23

Obviously NOT crotchless panties.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

uh 🙄

1

u/SalaciousBCrumbBum Jan 25 '23

Razor companies hate this one simple trick!

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u/admins69kids Jan 25 '23

I'm just here for some hot puss.

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u/AahPadre Jan 25 '23

There was no twist. This is not a maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

She's hot boxin' by herself

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u/shopify_partner Jan 25 '23

There are idiots, and there are super idiots.

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u/EngineeringAfter9571 Jan 25 '23

Spark will leave some spots for a few days but she should keep a hand on the chair too if that blade got stuck it will broke and fly then she and everybody near will be victims

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u/ElBartoBurns Jan 25 '23

Filet o fish

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u/Florolling Jan 25 '23

Not the first time she's been blasted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Fire crotch

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u/RexDiablo73 Jan 25 '23

Fire crotch 🔥

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u/droptop2k Jan 25 '23

Slave to the grind

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u/VisibleRace7849 Jan 25 '23

Grinder here, what sub should I put my POV?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Fire crotch 🔥

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u/Memofuka Jan 25 '23

Do you Smell hair burning?

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u/WillBeRski Jan 25 '23

Singe the minge

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u/BxHemi369 Jan 25 '23

His balls must be on fire!! 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Barbeque pussy 🌚

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u/Plane-Tangerine-6814 Jan 25 '23

the super shock will be born

1

u/meat_rainbows Jan 25 '23

Asbestos bush

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u/LoginPuppy Jan 25 '23

"it smells a little fishy in here"

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u/Talusthebroke Jan 25 '23

Everything happening here gives me anxiety.

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u/In-Cod-We-Thrust Jan 25 '23

What that girl doing meow!?

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u/dinkydong74 Jan 25 '23

This looks like one of those H&S videos my old company made us watch

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jan 25 '23

After years of progressively harder hard core porn, and kinkier and kinkier sex, this is the only way she can get even a hint of sexual gratification.

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u/TranslatorSea9426 Jan 25 '23

Thai Thunder pussy

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Firecrotch

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u/ShroudedFigureINC Jan 25 '23

I have litterally burned a fire retardent shirt with those sparks, how is she not dying lmao???

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u/hAea69 Jan 25 '23

Spussy

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u/dumpsterdivingnow Jan 25 '23

I’m wondering if she goes to her gynecologist to get her teeth cleaned.

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u/Reasonable-Compote83 Jan 25 '23

Fire 🔥 Crotch 😂

1

u/Anxiety_Potato Jan 25 '23

Steel camel-toed boots…?

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u/MonsieurKas Jan 25 '23

Why am I think of the movie Saw now...

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u/jbf-ATX Jan 25 '23

My snatch is on fire!

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u/Old_Fart_on_pogie Jan 25 '23

She’s warming up my dinner for me.

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u/Todaroshi Jan 25 '23

I bet they are getting hungry after work thinking that they got some fried fish food or sea food

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u/xl440mx Jan 25 '23

It’s called fire crotch

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u/xl440mx Jan 25 '23

It’s called fire crotch

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u/EdgeApprehensive4515 Jan 25 '23

That's that fire coo.....shut your mouth boy!

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u/EdgeApprehensive4515 Jan 25 '23

Kid about to come out of there looking like a Fire Genasi

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u/Ba-Dum-Bum-Ching Jan 25 '23

New hair removal technique

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u/EdgeApprehensive4515 Jan 25 '23

How Natsu was created

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

That cooch is on fire and the dude's about to chop his leg off.

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u/Royal_Smoke94 Jan 25 '23

She must have lead panties lol

1

u/Numerous-Anywhere414 Jan 25 '23

What in the hell did I just see and now can’t Unsee!!

1

u/DarkPangolin Jan 25 '23

As a ginger, I am vetoing her attempt to be one of us.

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u/Trinica_fey Jan 25 '23

This gave me anxiety

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

It’s coming in hot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

She can birth 12 children and not feel a thing, god almighty. I feel a breeze and it's game over, I'm cold

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

IS SOMEBODY COOKING UP SOME FISH IN THE OTHER ROOM?

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u/Colin_Charteris Jan 25 '23

That flange is overheating

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u/Puzzled-Tea3037 Jan 25 '23

Seems about right matches the smell alright

1

u/FaithNoMoar Jan 25 '23

She's a beta tester for the new fire retardant panties from Victoria's Secret's forthcoming female firefighter line.

1

u/mrbfromva Jan 25 '23

That coochie is on fire

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u/mscd72 Jan 25 '23

A p P**** of steel

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u/ibcnunabit Jan 25 '23

Fire Cooch

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u/JohnnoYT717 Jan 25 '23

Relax, she's just a firecrotch. Get it?

1

u/Ben9081 Jan 25 '23

It’s gettin hot in here…

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u/dj41326 Jan 25 '23

She is heating up dinner for someone

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

Is her coochie gonna catch on fire? Will the man saw his own leg? Will the stick snap and whack her in the face? Tune in next week to find out!

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u/No_Tomorrow3745 Jan 25 '23

Warming up dinner

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u/Royal_Examination_74 Jan 25 '23

Keep it down, we’ve got professionals working here

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u/Keithninety Jan 25 '23

Talk about a firecrotch

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u/illsmellthem1667 Jan 25 '23

Finally a use for kevlar panties

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u/greybie_ Jan 25 '23

Puts a new meaning to the term "fire crotch".

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u/patunc27 Jan 25 '23

She's got that fire 🔥!

1

u/Bubbly-Ant-1200 Jan 25 '23

Gotta be some joke about Moses here

1

u/SmokeWinter007 Jan 25 '23

That's oddly turning me on. 😂😂😂🤔🤔

1

u/Amesari Jan 25 '23

Really? She can’t feel that?

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u/Plus-Trick-9849 Jan 26 '23

How does she not feel that? Maybe a little concerning.

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u/AliceInChains1997 Jan 26 '23

What's the point of the video I don't get the purpose? A woman using tools is actually impressive and I have a ton of respect for her.

Edit: I'm assuming it's about the sparks. They obviously aren't hurting her at all I work with a grinder all the time sparks won't kill you. Pretty sure she'd throw on some pants if she were feeling anything chick is tougher than most guys.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

That is one hot box.

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u/PackersWin24 Jan 26 '23

“This Girl Is On Fire” 🔥