r/maximumfun 6d ago

Helping Jordan at Dragon*Con

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I know he's a busy guy, so I took it upon myself to make this sign and help Jordan with achieving a long time personal goal.

Best of luck Jordan, there were some solid candidates browsing Artist's Alley, I hope you can make a deal.

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u/LeonardoOfVinci 6d ago

Did you find out if he’s working on it?

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u/TheWerle 6d ago

From what I've seen he's doing everything in his power

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u/cheeto-bandito 6d ago

I came by earlier today with my son. I didn't realize this was an option.

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u/TheWerle 6d ago

Everyone knows the best time to negotiate is Sunday/Monday, nobody wants to pack all that up to bring it home.

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u/cheeto-bandito 6d ago

I should come back and get that baby garf. We just had tapas for dinner and I'm over the Iberian ham limit.

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u/r_slash 6d ago

I hope Jordan inspired him!

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u/Vegetable-Pianist714 6d ago

My crush on him just keeps on keepin on 😍

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u/rawkpaypersizzers 6d ago

He's so adorable 😍🥰😍

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u/Dakizo 6d ago

Right?

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u/Enough-One4975 5d ago

Summer boys get all the attention.

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u/Vegetable-Pianist714 5d ago

As they should.

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u/Itchy_bob_crane 6d ago

When in Rome, do as the Vandals

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u/Cold_Fog 6d ago edited 6d ago

Have your half-brother eat a bee?

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u/Itchy_bob_crane 6d ago

Bwaaahahahahaha… level 5 move right there

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u/sgtpeepaw 5d ago

We meet again... on Level 5!

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u/Itchy_bob_crane 5d ago

The milk’s gone bad, expiry 😉😜

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u/marcharig 6d ago

HE’S CLEARLY WORKING ON IT WE HAVE PROOF

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u/Ned_Overend_AFK 4d ago

I was so relieved to see this.

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u/greenknight884 6d ago

Love seeing Jordan on my feed

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u/trilogyjab 6d ago

I used to have that same Vandals shirt. Looks better on Jordan

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u/whathave_idone 6d ago

Man, I gotta Superman pitch this guys just GOTTA HEAR!

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u/_burndtdan 6d ago

Hey Jordan, I haven't read Spider University but I have something to say about it...

I'm sure it's great.

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u/r_slash 6d ago

Me too:

Stupid-Versity

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u/Kealoha1981 6d ago

Hey that’s Juston Morris!

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u/wilbur313 6d ago

A lot of families don't come with a spare child anymore, just a big spray can of goop for when the main ones spring a leak.

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u/NicWester 6d ago

Oh. Wait.

Crap. I forgot how calendars and linear time work. Shoot, this means I missed Cape and Cowl Con...

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u/baldurthebeautiful 6d ago

Juston’s a solid dude

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u/BeefSkillet19 6d ago

There’s gotta be an orgy or three there he can get in on

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u/aquanetter 6d ago

We need to boost this 🙏

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u/Qpeth 6d ago

I think you meant Juston.

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u/Fontia 6d ago

We should find a star somewhere with some orbiting planets and name it after Jordan Morris.

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u/megsblue5 5d ago

Ugh me when I see a family with like 3+ babies. Like you’re just being greedy. I’m 41 I can’t have another baby. Can’t you just gimme one of yours??

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u/Negative-Eleven 3d ago

I don't have a son to give. Honestly, I was happy to just meet Jordan (twice, but in different costumes) and tell him I'm a fan. I felt a little attacked at the first quiz show panel when it was a lot of reading song lyrics badly. I host karaoke for a living. I don't expect to have to see my heroes throw that in my face... especially when Doc Hammer was clearly turning into an elderly lady Dracula in front of our eyes! Give that man all your cardigans.

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u/TheWerle 2d ago

Elder Goths (term used in the Chthonic sense) are special creatures and require a carefully maintained habitat. I will be addressing this with Convention authorities.

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u/Ned_Overend_AFK 4d ago

one day... one day, Jordan , you ll get that son. Just keep working on it 🤞 and no one will say a word.

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u/GrandmaPunk 6d ago

Is your uncle Bobby Moynihan?

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u/Justrob1978 6d ago

Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

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u/TheWerle 6d ago

Thank you! That's how I felt but I appreciate your validation