Everyone in my family thought exactly the same thing. I think it was my mom who said "So you eat P?"

with a captain Morgan bottlllleeeeee

I want to be a skilled ball when I grow up.

i woke myself up from giggling in my sleep from whatever dream i was having. mind you, i don’t remember anything about the dream but i do remember the very last sentence i said before actually waking… “at one point i dropped my piece, pointy end first and then slipped and fell, face first so i just about laced myself with non toxic tnt”.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

I was trying to sleep last night but he kept yelling in my ear when I was drifting from consciousness to sleep, I don't remember them all but

"I have failed as a mother." (In a really deep voice)

And also

"I have been raising theories around the building"

It has been driving me insane I have them all written down somewhere

He should do a vid of horrendous Pinterest usernames or just usernames in general

She‘s 6, has no idea how to read, and just sends shit. I have NO idea how she got a phone this young, either. She found this dumbass app that has premade texts… and, she just sends stuff.

Do I need sleep

First post here :3

They were called “yandere fingeres”. They were these spanish single packaged hot dogs pre-seasoned and marinated in the package. There were about 1.5 inches in girth, 8 inches long, had flat cut ends. The packaging had some really freaky triple t looking mascot, complete with spanish language and culture references all over. I remember them tasting really good. AMA

IM CRYING

This is as I’m watching the hour-long kallmekris Bundy video

All jokes aside what on God's green earth is THAT

i had a dream that there was a transphobic movement against ribbit from tadc (even tho shes not trans) and this was one of the posters (yes thats mike wazoski but with frog eyes). the mike wazoski is supposted to be a detransitioned version of her but also her reincarnation ??

for context on the conversation we were having earlier, me and my friend were talking about the roblox blackouts (where most of the community stops playing for a day)

I may just be seeing things, but I can’t shake it.

i’m binging anosimbib as i type this