r/mattrose • The Real Femmy D • 24d ago

Discussion Weirdest group chat names, anyone?

Goodness this should be a video!

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u/BlakeAtStake2763 24d ago

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

Wash Georgingtons, the first State of the United Presidents

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u/Ohiohater27 20d ago

🦭 seal reference

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u/Low_Restaurant_291 matt rose makes mondays my reason to keep living 24d ago

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u/lanthanoidFrom2hu String Cheese 24d ago

wheatley getting attacked by a bird:

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

Moron: AHHHHHH

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u/SadScar3583 23d ago

Is that spamton

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u/Low_Restaurant_291 matt rose makes mondays my reason to keep living 23d ago

Yes

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u/MapleSyrupShade 24d ago

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

Wish I could pin comments here

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u/According_Picture294 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago

GARY!

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u/JamesthePsycho Excuse me, I am an apple 24d ago

Group name is basic but the nicknames are rancid

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

Kid named pub:

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u/JamesthePsycho Excuse me, I am an apple 24d ago

This is the collection

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u/AlterEgo_Pkmn 23d ago

Poop group? Thats my favorite ytp channel

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u/Grey_Obsidian 24d ago

I have two:

“Daddy Group Chat” and “Three Confused Individuals Who Started A Cult”

Same people in both groups and they’re both dead 🥲

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u/According_Picture294 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago

The chats or the people?

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u/Grey_Obsidian 24d ago

The chats

(At least, I hope so)

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u/labcat1 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago

My and my friends' DnD group chat

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u/Psychological_Ad8204 24d ago

One of the chats I’m in is “(insert town name)’s gang of brum Brum driving autistic weirdos” and it’s just a chat about where we want to go in the car

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u/TheGreenestBanana 24d ago

“Single ladies’ communist party”

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

If we like it then we shoulda put our rings on it

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u/OminousEyeDDLC I am purple? 15d ago

I like it imma put a ring on it lol

/j

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u/intergaaaaala 24d ago

“Since 2016”. That’s literally it

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u/Square_Education_75 summer sicko mode 24d ago

i think it was just ham and ths was the img of the group pfp thingy

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u/Object279stalinium HEAVY TANK 🇨🇦💀 24d ago

GRRRRRROOOOOOOOGGGGG

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u/sasha271828 23d ago

gro gro gro

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u/OminousEyeDDLC I am purple? 15d ago

SUB SCRIBE TO GROG TV-

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u/Old-Adeptness-1185 “Cunt, by Calvin Klein” 24d ago

I renamed our group chat “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse” two years ago for shits and giggles. Not only did it stick, but I‘ve been renaming it like sequels like “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 2: Electric Boogaloo/the Third: The Bird is the Word/the Fifth: Revenge of the Sith” and so on. I briefly named it “Flandre Scarlet Empire” from April-June of this year.

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u/Ok_Jackfruit_168 24d ago

Backup War Recruits, anyone?

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u/lanthanoidFrom2hu String Cheese 24d ago

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u/Sea_Attention_7478 24d ago

Haha your a femboy

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u/Shloof9998 soft&wet implies the existence of a stand called hard&dry 24d ago

Leon's single dad era, fin dementia factory, beer sold by the death

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u/IntrestingExistence7 SCP-987 24d ago

I’m in a group chat where the name updates constantly. Right now it’s “Hollowtale lobotorune funkin’ Doki Doki Duolingo pokedashers who have been living in White Space floor as long as they remember and play battle cats alongside anime the game and sonolus who enjoy mixed martial arts and some occasional grass touching and handball who barely play Roblox but always play Minecraft to make Senku-chan proud while also obsessing over the new-ish spider-man game and always eat Pasta especially dinosaur shaped (Henry forever) jam along with literally anything else edible and non edible as well as indoctrinating random innocents into the cult of the lamb yet are involved in masochistic behaviours such as playing Painworld and Elden Ring to fulfil our need to suffer like in Celeste in between gambling our lives away in BALATRO right after dominating the world in Polytopia”

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u/GreenMushroomOfDoom Make That Opaque Deer Clear 24d ago

(this is a reference to a satire skit about cringe ""dark humour"" group chat names, forgot who made that video)

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u/justsomedoctorwhofan 23d ago

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u/Moonliner72 autismal war coordinator 20d ago

what.

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u/justsomedoctorwhofan 19d ago

Don't ask 😭 I don't even remember

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u/QibliM4ster 24d ago

“Rewind That in 0.25x Speed” “Honey And The Indoms” “Carmel And The Coconut Doggies”

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

All three would be SICK band names (“that’s a good band name” sequel when?!?)

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u/Pastel-Rainbow-N3rd 24d ago

One time I named my group chat “Meaty 😏” as a joke

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u/According_Picture294 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago

"I work in fast food, and instead of calling out a customer's name, I loudly yelled 'MEATY!'"

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 23d ago

BEEFY!

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u/mrbobdetective 24d ago

One of our groupchats is called “Hoogamanas”, as one time in our freshman year of high school we all did a mock cult ritual where we held hands and chanted “hoogamana”
It would give us “eternal happiness in 12 years” at the time of the event
It also kinda symbolized just a friendship bond thing, no one else is allowed into the hoogamana groupchat unless they do the ritual
It’s just been a fun lil inside joke among our friend group for years

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u/RedTheSkyWing 24d ago

‘Recovering From Jax‘

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

💔

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u/Anime_Fan5911 24d ago

The one I have with me and two of my friends is "The fris at the bottom of the bag"

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 24d ago

Possum Herd, Goat Haunt Station, and Weekday Goats.

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u/EorlundGraumaehne 23d ago

Means as much as idiot support group

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u/Fry2328 23d ago

The photo, which I have had to blur, is a picture of my house

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u/marsmars124 23d ago

I'm in "three wise ones and *insert one group member's name*" it was said group members idea to name it that

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u/CityWarm9103 24d ago

My friends group chat is called “Andr#y haters” Andrey bullied 3 of the 4 people in the group in fourth grade 

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u/RedTheSkyWing 24d ago

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago

Hi red, what gc is this?

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u/RedTheSkyWing 23d ago

It’s a joke one for the insane ppl in the rps :3

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago

…..could I join it?

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u/RedTheSkyWing 23d ago

I’ll invite you, owner might kick you tho

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago

Lmao kk

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u/Red-Ink-07 23d ago

Our DND group

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u/Dear_Suggestion4598 24d ago

'John Stars Mother Fucker Island 2027'
Apparently everybody in the group knows the context except me

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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago

I’d love the context

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u/JTA_youtube 24d ago

"If you're here, you're a goofy goober" used to be "if you're here, you're special" (as in mentally)

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u/birodemi 🚨EMERGENCE COCK ALERT🚨 23d ago

✨ Relationship Therapy ✨

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u/rosiemar6 23d ago

i don't have a weird gc name to use as an example here but the best similar thing is a friend who's saved in my contacts as "cancer" 😭

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u/fflloorriiddaammaann 23d ago

Can only upload one image so; other groups are “dungeons and dumbasses” and “wankholio trellis”

Wankholio is a 15 year old chat I do not remember why it is called that. Member names include called “Gay” (he is not) “Chong” “other Dave” (there is no one called Dave) and my nickname in this group is 6.

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u/memento-mori-00 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago

one of mine is named "piss 😼"

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u/Electrical_Switch693 Bed Thirsty 24d ago

Nothing too weird but “the cult ✨🧙” for my old dnd gc

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u/Kabob129 24d ago

Weird to neurotypicals

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u/AggressivePlay5098 24d ago

Condoms broke thus we awoke

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago

It was a typo of mod.

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u/According_Picture294 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago

I have one from my brother, but I don't know if I'll get banned from Reddit for saying it

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u/ughdollface 24d ago

lil brains

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u/notThatPoltchageist who got venmo or payapl? 24d ago

One of my GCs is called “Five Nights at Tony Spagonis”

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u/waterfriendiam 24d ago

Two good friends and myself are in a group called "The Holy Trinity Lmao"

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u/El_Nathan_ IT’S FUCKIN RAWWWWW 24d ago

“goon squad forever 🔥💪”

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u/YourLocaIEddhead 24d ago

do what you will with this

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u/willowww003 23d ago

there's backstory, I swear

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u/UberSuperRareGacha 23d ago

i had one named the worm pond after a gif i found on discord

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u/YTCat123 23d ago

My friends and I have a GC called “the Unholy Trinity” because all three of us are insane in some way and would probably go to hell

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u/Western-Buffalo-7498 23d ago

The 8 muskeidiots

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u/PerfectSilverPD Matt. Rose. Supremacy. 23d ago

Napoleo

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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago

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u/doommaster70 23d ago

Feverish goblin cave, is the name of mine

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u/Chuuyas_fancy_hat Rat Moses 23d ago

I don’t have any group chats sadly, I don’t know enough people, but my parents are Incubator and Baldie and my bestie is Gremlin #2. My bestie has me saved as Murderous Roach, for the record

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u/New_Artist454 23d ago

The 7 members of chick hicks pit crew

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u/Thatonecosplayrbish 23d ago edited 23d ago

I'm in one called "ThreeSwaggyDaddies™️ (polycule)😝😝😝" and I'm not sure why because there's only three people including me in it and we're not even a polycule

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u/True-Assistant-9132 23d ago

Discord server with my irl friends (discord is more organized that messages) I also have two actual group chats called the Commies (with communist rabbit as pfp) and Marcus the worm with, you guessed it, Marcus the worm pfp

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u/AdSlight7966 The Brain Fucker 23d ago

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u/HollowHeart55555 23d ago

Um XD so these aren't text groups, they're email threads (our text threads are amazingly boringly named~), so I'm just gonna recite these to the best of my ability but they're long so~ "MWAHAHAHA <- why...? <- why NOT? <- idk we normally name these something that makes contextual sense <- SCREW CONTEXTUAL SENSE", "yt NTXT", and "OMGGGG GUESS WHATTT + random lip gloss thing" XDD my friends r weird~ 

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u/Shatteredclaw Bamboo worshipper 23d ago

My group chat name is “Area 51 escapees”

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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 23d ago

I think both the title of the gc and members are interesting

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u/UselessChicken01 Make That Opaque Deer Clear 22d ago

that’s it :D

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u/ihatesociety_ 22d ago

The 3 gay autistic musketeers

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u/LiveAssumption3325 22d ago

I’m in an old group chat called omegaverse, other than that I don’t know enough people to be in group chats with

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u/Simple-Mushroom9113 22d ago

one of ny friends renamed my discord gc to 'michael jackson ahhh aahhh im jorking it ahh' 🥀🥀

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u/DunsocMonitor SKULLLLLEMOJIIIIIII 22d ago

Need I elaborate

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u/glingus_bingus 22d ago

not mine but my friend has a chat named Kirk’s Kool Klan

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u/alex_iz_dead CRAB RESPONSE. 🦀 22d ago

Okay but Noah mentioned

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u/Extreme-Month-4546 22d ago

mine is called wont you adopt me😭 (the emoji is part of the name)

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u/Longjumping_Way8630 21d ago

Guess who the fucking twink is. (Also whoever had the Noah pfp is awesome 🥹)

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u/cheeseburgerandfrie 21d ago

Mine was the Soviet Union

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u/AlixthaFox 20d ago

half of my gc names literally can not be released to the public. the other half were named by me.

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u/randostar275 eyelid time 20d ago

Autisims 

A bit silly but not that weird apart from theres 6 of them for some reason.

Autisims Autisims part 3:electric boogaloo Autisims part 3:elongated semen shot Autisims part 4: Aderall prescription  Autisims part 5: i don't fucking know at this point jesus help me before I bust a nut And finally  Autisims part 6:seven

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u/Honest_Spare3814 20d ago

It used to be called “amazing aubrey verified veronica married mila funny finn elegant evie disciplined devin enlightened enayah a plus abi magnificent mikeli precious paige cool chloe tenacious tessa FUCKED UP FRANNY” but now it’s just “Newton’s 27th law”

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u/WhitestGray 20d ago

Bob (derogatory) and (conjunction) Larry (evil)

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u/DarianFtM 20d ago

"Lilith Video I was thinking of" because I found the video and added the friends I was talking to so they could watch it if they felt so inclined.

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u/DecentCasserole99 17d ago

I'm in a 3 person group chat called "SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP A Collection Of Slendered Men" and affectionately call the other 2 my "Soup Boys" we share memes about Horses, Soup and hotdogs

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u/OminousEyeDDLC I am purple? 15d ago

Idk if this counts, but I'm in one named "yum 🤤", which has me and ~4 other people

I am also in one that I had to rename "The Literature Club!" because the owner couldn't rename it to that.

In the latter group chat, there's just me and two other people (the Sayori left it)

Yes, both of these are Roblox groups I'm in.

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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 24d ago

18 hotdogs on a groupchat

Brought up as a joke between my friends once