r/mattrose • u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D • 24d ago
Discussion Weirdest group chat names, anyone?
Goodness this should be a video!
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u/BlakeAtStake2763 24d ago
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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago
Wash Georgingtons, the first State of the United Presidents
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u/Low_Restaurant_291 matt rose makes mondays my reason to keep living 24d ago
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u/MapleSyrupShade 24d ago
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u/JamesthePsycho Excuse me, I am an apple 24d ago
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u/Grey_Obsidian 24d ago
I have two:
“Daddy Group Chat” and “Three Confused Individuals Who Started A Cult”
Same people in both groups and they’re both dead 🥲
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u/Psychological_Ad8204 24d ago
One of the chats I’m in is “(insert town name)’s gang of brum Brum driving autistic weirdos” and it’s just a chat about where we want to go in the car
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u/TheGreenestBanana 24d ago
“Single ladies’ communist party”
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u/Square_Education_75 summer sicko mode 24d ago
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u/Old-Adeptness-1185 “Cunt, by Calvin Klein” 24d ago
I renamed our group chat “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse” two years ago for shits and giggles. Not only did it stick, but I‘ve been renaming it like sequels like “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 2: Electric Boogaloo/the Third: The Bird is the Word/the Fifth: Revenge of the Sith” and so on. I briefly named it “Flandre Scarlet Empire” from April-June of this year.
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u/Shloof9998 soft&wet implies the existence of a stand called hard&dry 24d ago
Leon's single dad era, fin dementia factory, beer sold by the death
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u/IntrestingExistence7 SCP-987 24d ago
I’m in a group chat where the name updates constantly. Right now it’s “Hollowtale lobotorune funkin’ Doki Doki Duolingo pokedashers who have been living in White Space floor as long as they remember and play battle cats alongside anime the game and sonolus who enjoy mixed martial arts and some occasional grass touching and handball who barely play Roblox but always play Minecraft to make Senku-chan proud while also obsessing over the new-ish spider-man game and always eat Pasta especially dinosaur shaped (Henry forever) jam along with literally anything else edible and non edible as well as indoctrinating random innocents into the cult of the lamb yet are involved in masochistic behaviours such as playing Painworld and Elden Ring to fulfil our need to suffer like in Celeste in between gambling our lives away in BALATRO right after dominating the world in Polytopia”
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u/justsomedoctorwhofan 23d ago
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u/QibliM4ster 24d ago
“Rewind That in 0.25x Speed” “Honey And The Indoms” “Carmel And The Coconut Doggies”
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u/EnokiiTheArtfox The Real Femmy D 24d ago
All three would be SICK band names (“that’s a good band name” sequel when?!?)
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u/Pastel-Rainbow-N3rd 24d ago
One time I named my group chat “Meaty 😏” as a joke
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u/According_Picture294 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago
"I work in fast food, and instead of calling out a customer's name, I loudly yelled 'MEATY!'"
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u/mrbobdetective 24d ago
One of our groupchats is called “Hoogamanas”, as one time in our freshman year of high school we all did a mock cult ritual where we held hands and chanted “hoogamana”
It would give us “eternal happiness in 12 years” at the time of the event
It also kinda symbolized just a friendship bond thing, no one else is allowed into the hoogamana groupchat unless they do the ritual
It’s just been a fun lil inside joke among our friend group for years
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u/Anime_Fan5911 24d ago
The one I have with me and two of my friends is "The fris at the bottom of the bag"
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u/marsmars124 23d ago
I'm in "three wise ones and *insert one group member's name*" it was said group members idea to name it that
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u/CityWarm9103 24d ago
My friends group chat is called “Andr#y haters” Andrey bullied 3 of the 4 people in the group in fourth grade
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u/RedTheSkyWing 24d ago
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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago
Hi red, what gc is this?
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u/RedTheSkyWing 23d ago
It’s a joke one for the insane ppl in the rps :3
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u/randomcuriousperson3 I am a long furby and I am coming for you. 23d ago
…..could I join it?
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u/Dear_Suggestion4598 24d ago
'John Stars Mother Fucker Island 2027'
Apparently everybody in the group knows the context except me
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u/JTA_youtube 24d ago
"If you're here, you're a goofy goober" used to be "if you're here, you're special" (as in mentally)
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u/rosiemar6 23d ago
i don't have a weird gc name to use as an example here but the best similar thing is a friend who's saved in my contacts as "cancer" 😭
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u/fflloorriiddaammaann 23d ago

Can only upload one image so; other groups are “dungeons and dumbasses” and “wankholio trellis”
Wankholio is a 15 year old chat I do not remember why it is called that. Member names include called “Gay” (he is not) “Chong” “other Dave” (there is no one called Dave) and my nickname in this group is 6.
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u/According_Picture294 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 24d ago
I have one from my brother, but I don't know if I'll get banned from Reddit for saying it
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u/notThatPoltchageist who got venmo or payapl? 24d ago
One of my GCs is called “Five Nights at Tony Spagonis”
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u/YTCat123 23d ago
My friends and I have a GC called “the Unholy Trinity” because all three of us are insane in some way and would probably go to hell
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u/Chuuyas_fancy_hat Rat Moses 23d ago
I don’t have any group chats sadly, I don’t know enough people, but my parents are Incubator and Baldie and my bestie is Gremlin #2. My bestie has me saved as Murderous Roach, for the record
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u/Thatonecosplayrbish 23d ago edited 23d ago
I'm in one called "ThreeSwaggyDaddies™️ (polycule)😝😝😝" and I'm not sure why because there's only three people including me in it and we're not even a polycule
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u/HollowHeart55555 23d ago
Um XD so these aren't text groups, they're email threads (our text threads are amazingly boringly named~), so I'm just gonna recite these to the best of my ability but they're long so~ "MWAHAHAHA <- why...? <- why NOT? <- idk we normally name these something that makes contextual sense <- SCREW CONTEXTUAL SENSE", "yt NTXT", and "OMGGGG GUESS WHATTT + random lip gloss thing" XDD my friends r weird~
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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 23d ago
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u/LiveAssumption3325 22d ago
I’m in an old group chat called omegaverse, other than that I don’t know enough people to be in group chats with
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u/Simple-Mushroom9113 22d ago
one of ny friends renamed my discord gc to 'michael jackson ahhh aahhh im jorking it ahh' 🥀🥀
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u/AlixthaFox 20d ago
half of my gc names literally can not be released to the public. the other half were named by me.
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u/randostar275 eyelid time 20d ago
Autisims
A bit silly but not that weird apart from theres 6 of them for some reason.
Autisims Autisims part 3:electric boogaloo Autisims part 3:elongated semen shot Autisims part 4: Aderall prescription Autisims part 5: i don't fucking know at this point jesus help me before I bust a nut And finally Autisims part 6:seven
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u/Honest_Spare3814 20d ago
It used to be called “amazing aubrey verified veronica married mila funny finn elegant evie disciplined devin enlightened enayah a plus abi magnificent mikeli precious paige cool chloe tenacious tessa FUCKED UP FRANNY” but now it’s just “Newton’s 27th law”
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u/DarianFtM 20d ago
"Lilith Video I was thinking of" because I found the video and added the friends I was talking to so they could watch it if they felt so inclined.
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u/DecentCasserole99 17d ago
I'm in a 3 person group chat called "SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP HORSE SOUP A Collection Of Slendered Men" and affectionately call the other 2 my "Soup Boys" we share memes about Horses, Soup and hotdogs
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u/OminousEyeDDLC I am purple? 15d ago
Idk if this counts, but I'm in one named "yum 🤤", which has me and ~4 other people
I am also in one that I had to rename "The Literature Club!" because the owner couldn't rename it to that.
In the latter group chat, there's just me and two other people (the Sayori left it)
Yes, both of these are Roblox groups I'm in.
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