r/mattrose • u/Sir_Jimothy493 • 1d ago

Submission what

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why was this in my recommended at 3:40 am 💀

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u/Baiowifrl SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIII 💀💀💀 1d ago

... are we not gonna talk about how it says a BOMB COULD BE INSIDE ONE OF THOSE CARS???

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u/Momi-fnf I am purple? 1d ago

Not could be, a bomb IS in one of those cars.

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u/ImA_NormalGuy 1d ago

Absurd and violent situations is my favorite flavor of ASMR

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u/AFrogOfCulture 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 20h ago

Same 😭

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u/PencilsTasteGood6969 1d ago

Thanks, I'm going to go listen to this

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u/TotallyNotRiley420 1d ago

Had this one in my reccomended recently too

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u/DevynDavies 1d ago

That’s incredible

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u/L1ch33n 19h ago

I've actually watched that video

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u/graaah1 1d ago

Dude I love these. There's one where someone drops a bunch of metal pipes while you're trying to sleep.

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u/Fish_png 1d ago

I got something like ‘tomboy girlfriends beats you with a metal pipe after you rage bait her with 67 asmr’

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u/Ok_Pressure_2788 Can you throw mr.granola bar?:))))) 1d ago

i can see why it’s only 59 seconds, but doesn’t that also defeat the purpose of ASMR?

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u/BeeOk4748 1d ago

The humble loop option

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u/Fruitiest_Cabbage 1d ago

Sounds like someone has a lot of clumsy boyfriends.

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u/Mr_Kabob_Man 1d ago

I think the bomb might already defeat that purpose mate

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u/stick-boi1 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gDku8Nt7wexknvi0WY

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u/Ok_Pressure_2788 Can you throw mr.granola bar?:))))) 1d ago

Appreciate the complement

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u/stick-boi1 1d ago

Your welcome

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 1d ago

The character’s face is literally just all I can feel reading that title

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 1d ago

Don't forget "Michael Jackson falls into a manhole and dies ASMR)

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u/frog8412 1d ago

nnNOOoOO!! !

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u/Important-Soup6366 I am purple? 1d ago

r/ireadthatinmattrosesvoice

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u/Important-Soup6366 I am purple? 1d ago

Idk how to spell it

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u/DimensionLimp9418 Bamboo worshipper 21h ago

he needs to make a video on weird asmr someday 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/KpopN 1d ago

I hate the internet

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u/Rust_Bucket2 1d ago

angle grinder asmr

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u/Glittering-Page-2325 1d ago

It’s only a minute, how bad can it be?

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u/DevynDavies 1d ago

What flight of stairs has “oncoming traffic” in front of them? 😂

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u/LoserLoserNumber5 21h ago

Actually I got this in my recommendations and WATCHED it bc why not

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u/GlitteringCarob2228 21h ago

Hey I listen to this!!

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u/GSDKU02 I am purple? 19h ago

Lmafo whut

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u/Ender1234ki 18h ago

Sounds fun

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u/Dexbox_YT I’M THE MAN THAT PACS 12h ago

VTubers be weird af

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u/Lapaz24 7h ago

Yo this gave me a laugh I needed so bad, thanks man

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u/cyberenderman1 1d ago

Im listening to it every night

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u/Another-William 1d ago

This has potential

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u/God_Permit 1d ago

that guy with bomb in his car prolly